Breakroom Boys

Depths of the Dark Web 07.02.2023 1:20:51 ↓

SB LVII is set, using golfFACTS, lackluster zoo security, a minor Tesla flaw, and a regrettable message board visit

Correct Bean Ratio 29.01.2023 1:17:20 ↓

NFL playoff updates, another murderous mutt, artificial idiocy, dumb guy returns free money, and a new brew recipe 

Meeting in the Dark 21.01.2023 1:20:43 ↓

NFL recap, blaming women for water shortages, a statue stabbing, a poisoned patron, and a case of mistaken identity 

Weightroom Wasted 12.01.2023 1:24:29 ↓

Aloof associates, a frog massacre, a butter flood, G-string Gary, and a pantless patrolman 

Patient Running the Asylum 03.01.2023 1:06:03 ↓

HNY! RIP Mike Leach, a wild week in the NFL, anarchy in Argentina, a stray human heart, and much more. 

Loathe Thy Neighbor 08.12.2022 1:06:33 ↓

Mountain Time Prime, OBJ's courtship, AB/KW rivalry, J-Law's bold claim, a disgruntled tenant, and a run-of-the-mill trident assault

Fungus at a Family Function 02.12.2022 1:22:57 ↓

A brothel in the Barn, Ryan (bad) Day, post-loss Lamar, luxurious lewdness, and a new meaning of "hunting dog"

Lost in the Sauce 24.11.2022 1:02:51 ↓

An alien enthusiast catches heat, a dancer dies for clout, a glizzy-fueled gang altercation, and a scorched scrote 

Know Your Audience 11.11.2022 1:13:23 ↓

Sad boy salutations, Slovenian Wilt Chamberlain, an ungrateful family, a penile pilot, and a poorly-worded waiter 

Perineum Paralysis 04.11.2022 1:02:20 ↓

RIP Takeoff. Coaching carousel, mid-season evaluations, World Series apathy, constitutional curves, sweet-toothed thieves, and a backdoor battle

Coitus in the Clergy 27.10.2022 1:01:18 ↓

CFB stuff, Tom's tribulations, discount yeezys, a felonious former cop, our late filthy king, and a raunchy reintroduction 

A Putrid Partner 20.10.2022 1:39:18 ↓

A sad Saturday recap, an abrupt career change, Floridian fathers behaving normally, a detestable celeb, and a stinky soulmate 

A Brotherly Burial 23.09.2022 1:16:21 ↓

The legend of Throw Nix, the sexless Celtics, milestone mashers, a nuclear threat, and a vegetarian executive craving human flesh 

Glow in the dark yoyo 16.09.2022 1:14:06 ↓

Cowboys will be Cowboys, Brett Frauvd, electric vasectomies, and a baller ass baby

A Drifter's Dream 02.09.2022 1:15:26 ↓

Pigskin, mascot mishaps, MILF activities, naiveté, and maybe the coolest kid ever 

More Like Dick Cannon, tbh 26.08.2022 1:10:03 ↓

La Máquina's raking renaissance, the death star refuels, Herschel hates trees, and an unprecedented assault 

Mushrooms and Maternity 22.08.2022 1:10:14 ↓

Asshole athletes, courtroom cowards, fecal fun in the sun, simulation theory, etc. 

Got that Dawg in Him 04.08.2022 1:23:12 ↓

North Texas is on one, allegedly mean Yankees fans, an incredibly patient arsonist, and the most unfortunate chew toy 

Paternal Preferences 20.07.2022 1:10:16 ↓

Holy matrimony, dingers and pay disparity, a mistaken identity, father figures, and much more. 

Geriatric Gaming 19.07.2022 1:08:06 ↓

Dinger discussion, bigfoot bait, a scandalous sour patch kid, grampy playin' games 

Crude Communication 08.07.2022 1:08:59 ↓

footbaw talk, Mother Russia, an egregious financial mishap, Floridian wildlife 

Literally Running Late 06.07.2022 58:26 ↓

A boozebag mayor, ill-prepared hikers, a fugitive's last resort, and more cool things.

Raunchy Requests 23.06.2022 1:12:51 ↓

Odd gym-goers, monkey militiamen, third-degree burns, and kinks that cross the line. 

Earhole Intrusion 10.06.2022 1:23:13 ↓

Tortoises, collogen, reefer, and all the good stuff. 

Freaky Fan Fiction 25.05.2022 1:35:46 ↓

Bear baiting, a hilarious bank, satanic groups, and reflecting on the absurdity of the last two years.