Break the Dice: The Improvised Campaign

Greetings, Mortals! It's time for the second episode of campaign 5.5! Phaelan heads into Wild Space aboard the Peaked Rime with Ælar by his side! They meet some friends along the way, but also some enemies that sure do suck and push Phaelan off his own ship and is left floating in space. Can he make new allies to help him? Does he know any really hot goss? Let's find out! Break the Dice is an impr...

Greetings, Mortals! Welcome to the FIRST EPISODE of campaign 5.5, our mini campaign! Picking up where we left off with Phaelan in campaign 5 after the hammer had fallen, he must now figure out how to truly forge a new age of kindness and literally bring the world back together while roaming wild space and the astral sea. What does "forging a new age" really mean for Phaelan? And who will help him...

Greetings, Mortals! We wrap up our epic adventures in Campaign #5 of Break the Dice on this episode! We'll touch on all our favorite (and least favorite) moments, ask each other questions, and preview what's ahead in our upcoming mini Campaign #5.5! We hope you come along for the ride.   Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.   Support the Podcast on Patre...

Greetings, Mortals! Welcome to the season finale of Campaign 5! Heroes Phaelan and Phinaeus have completed all the steps in their mission to free the Shattered Lands from its current Ice Age -- but can they drop the hammer that will forge a new age? Will their friendship be strong enough to survive this final chapter? And what does "forging a new age" really mean? Break the Dice is an improvised p...

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Phaelan and Phinaeus have one final stop on their mission to bring Spring back to the Land of Roving Ice Sheets: raising a giant sunken ship from the frozen depths. But as Phalen descends far below the icy water to retrieve it, Phinaeus is paid a visit by the sinister Frost spirit who has a...very...enticing offer. Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style...

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Phalen and Phinaeus visit the final clan in the land of the Roving Ice Sheets on their mission to bring Spring back to the Shattered Lands. But will their stop at the Tribe of the Hound connect them in more ways than one? And what magical being could possibly be large enough to wield a giant hammer of the ages? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of...

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Phalen and Phinaeus find themselves aboard a giant floating ice bar - but, as it turns out, they are not alone. A lovely (?) lady from Phalen's past is also aboard...and she may have sinister plans for her estranged husband and his new rabbity friend. Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang...

Our heroes Phalen and Phinaeus journey into the Land of the Bears on their mission to free the Land of Roving Ice from its untimely Ice Age. But will they be welcomed with open arms or given the cold shoulder?  Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our Discord Buy Bearded Merch & See Our Live Shows Follow Us...

Greetings, Mortals! After meeting the Tribe of the Sail on their adventure to save the frozen northland, our heroes Phalen Maerdock and Phineaus Phlash drop their guard. But were they wise to do so? With Phalen now in peril, Phineaus must don the mantle of the lone hero and race to save his newfound friend. But will he succeed? Or will he succeed too well?  Break the Dice is an improvised podcast...

Greetings, Mortals! Welcoming a respite from the cold and snowy winds, our heroes Phaelan Maerdock and Phineaus Phlash kick back on the sandy shores of a mysterious island in the northern reaches of the Shattered Lands. But is this cabana a trap? And who can help them when chased down by a threatening red-eyed snowstorm with an Irish accent?  Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of...

Greetings, Mortals! A snowy chill has befallen the northern reaches of the Shattered Lands as our heroes Phaelan Maerdock and Phineaus Phlash attempt to solve the mystery of the ever-encroaching ice. Will their new acquaintances in the snow owl tribe be able to shed some light on their frosty, red-eyed foe? Or will a cavalcade of insults from the mouth of a bard put their adventure on ice? Break t...

Greetings, Mortals! A warm welcome to Campaign 5, Episode 1! Join our heroes, Phaelan Maerdock and (new hero!) Phineaus Phlash as they meet a strange, wet man at Martha's Meade. He requests their help solving a mystery: the North is slowly turning to ice - in springtime! Can our dynamic duo crack the code of the cold? Or will they fall victim to a mysterious icy force with red, glowing eyes? Find...

Greetings, Mortals! We wrap up our epic adventures in Campaign #4 of Break the Dice on this episode! We'll touch on all our favorite (and least favorite) moments, answer listener questions, and preview what's ahead in Campaign #5! We hope you come along for the ride. Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podcast on Patreon Hang with us on our...

Greetings, Mortals! It's all come down to this. Our heroes Ælar and Adramire have everything they need to finally defeat The Darkness - but do they have what it takes? Join them on this breathtaking final chapter in their adventure to rid Shatterpoint of evil and unleash the good within their hearts. Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure. Support the Podca...

Greetings, Mortals! Reunited once again, our heroes Adramire and Ælar Drakal have a new weapon against the Darkness, which is quickly consuming all of Shatterpoint. Will they successfully harness its power? Or will their constant bickering and penchant for casual murder seal the doom of the world? And who, exactly, is Baby Bear? Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D...

Greetings, Mortals! After abandoning his companion to save the life of his beloved cow druid Patrice, Ælar Drakal lands back in Del Rhune which has been overrun by the Darkness. Patrice suggests a haven to rest up - where the two lovers will deepen their relationship - and meet with a magical, familiar face. What happens when Adramire returns from his surprise run-in with his estranged father? Wil...

Greetings, Mortals! Abandoned by his companion Ælar Drakal, Adramire Molock is left alone on the Moon to defeat the Darkness on his own. However, the god-like GlimpTimp has other plans. They send Adramire to meet with his estranged father, a researcher who may have some very important information for his son's noble quest. What will this meeting bring? Angst? Happiness? A gnome step-mother? Listen...

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Adramire Molock and Ælar Drakal continue their dangerous trek through the dark side of the moon on a mission to find some magical cheese. Instead, they find the godlike GlimpTimp and their mysterious portal to the moon's mind. What lies within the mind of the moon? Ælar decides to find out...and possibly seal his - and  Shatterpoint's - fate in the process. Break the...

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Adramire Molock and Ælar Drakal take a journey to the Moon in an attempt to find the final magical item needed to unlock Adramire's true power. But will they find what they seek? After all, the Moon is in pretty rough shape after Ælar unleashed a planet-drowning tidal wave of blood that still plagues the people today. Find out what happens when our heroes crash a fam...

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Adramire Molock and Ælar Drakal are separated in a vast desert as they try to find the next magical item on their list in an attempt to imbue Adramire with special powers. A mysterious child appears to befriend Ælar, but is she to be trusted? And will Adramire be able to resist killing every single person he meets? Find out! Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in...

Greetings, Mortals! Our heroes Adramire Molock and Ælar Drakal wrestle with their consciences as they are faced with difficult decisions on their quest to find three items that will grant Adramire magical powers. Just how far will our adventurers go to acquire what they seek? How will they grapple with the consequences? And is it all worth it to fight The Darkness?  Break the Dice is an improvised...

Greetings, Mortals! Join our heroes Adramire Molock and Ælar Drakal in their fight against the Darkness that ravages Shatterpoint and infects all it touches. Can Adramire fight this foe without  magic of his own? Can someone from Del Rhune's past aid our champions - or will she fall victim to the inky blackness as well? How many poop jokes can our cast fit into one episode? Find out! Break the Dic...

Greetings, Mortals! Welcome to a *brand new* campaign of Break the Dice! Join our heroes Adramire Molock and Ælar Drakal as they are forced confront a dark presence from their past that's beginning to consume the Shattered Lands. Will Adramire finally be able to deal with his loss and accept his age does not stop him from being a champion of good? Will Ælar accept the crown of Del Rhune and rule h...

Greetings, Mortals! To celebrate the end of our third podcast campaign, The Bearded Company joins together to chat about our favorite moments from the campaign and answer some listener questions. Plus: a sneak peek of our next heroes and what's in store for our adventure in Campaign 4!  Join us as we break some things down beyond the dice! Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a...