Born in the Eighties

I guess like... Mario is the most famous italian-american now right?  Maybe Snooki?  Who knows at this point.

"I never thought Leopards would eat MY face!" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Jon has a VCR that is too stubborn to work, TJ elaborates on twitch "Hate Raids", we talk about our algorhythmic future, pine about riding the rails, rant about vaccine denial awards, and put centrism on blast.

You gotta drop out, reality is irredeemable, dance teachers are doin felonies, alpine slides are killing kids, and TJ can't stop watching game shows!  2021 Amirite?

It is a lot of fun watching people do stupid things, like fall off of towers of milk crates, break up with their nude GF, and stop a rappin granny from having fun.  

And we thought the ultimate grift was to get into the YA-universe.  Turns out boomer phones is where we should have spent our time.

Spooky scary computer guy, sends shivers down your spine, shrieking SQL's will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.

Things get heated.  Nazi Furries, conservative fashion, feet, google, tiktok stocking videos, grocery hauls.  We have it all.

God, we immediately spend 30% of the podcast talking about fast food "hacks"

You your kids and your Johnson.  Really?

The gang reviews some ancient technology, and discovers if they are indeed smarter than a fifth grader.

I like em big... I like em chunky.  I like em cathode, I like em ray tubey.  Big TV bois only.  Need a forklift to move that shizz.

Hey y'all, you get some of that vaccine?  Shit is tight.  

Get your hot new crypto here, blockchain, dogecoin, bitcoin, ethereum, NFT, all of the SEO keywords!  We invent a kindler gentler crypto, and if you steal the idea from us, you are a jerk.  Pls do not steal.

Why even bother getting canceled by an internet mob, when you can cancel yourself?  Bean dad, cinnamon toast shrimp guy, how the mighty have fallen

It sounds worse than it actually is.

Did the optimized SEO serve this episode to you?  Did the algorithm redpill your grandmother to listen to the milkshake ducked bean dad?  Will MBMBaM apologize for this one as well? Tom Hanks did nothing wrong!

We talk all things Nintendo this week on the p-cast.  Keep Bowser's name out of your damn mouth, respect the name.  Hey, listen.

Ok, first thing's first.  it is not that kind of Soggy Biscuit.  Grab your suicide cables and geiger counters, we got some negative ion products to wear.  They are definitely healthy and not full of powdered thorium.

The numbers just go up! Have Diamond Hands, and not paper ones.  Money printers go brrr.  Lol, stonks!  Hedge Fund managers beware, because some crazy people on reddit have a lot of money to burn.

We here at Pizza Inn just want to make sure all of the LEGAL votes are counted?  What is wrong with that?  We are great at making pizzas and salads, and we support those proud patriots who are asking the right questions, and holding our governmental officials accountable.

Lol, it is the weed number dude.  Adam returns to talk about his life in the land of legal kush.

If anyone has listened to this episode on a Dell Pocket DJ(tm) please email bitecast@gmail.com with a picture of you holding the pocket DJ playing the episode and today's newspaper, and I will send you a 50$ Gift Card to Amazon.

Let's ruin some childhoods!  Yo Da Man? Or is it Yoda Da Man?  Let's grab the fullscreen version of Attack of the Clones and watch!  Also, the Superman cartoons from the 40's are dope.

The Denvo Broncers, your favorite footbawl teem.  Jon has a bit of an issue with words, and for some reason, again, the talk returns to the ABDL community.  Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?