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Season 1 is done, Season 2 is on the way! We've just got to record the episodes first!! Stay tuned to our IG and this very feed for more info as we get closer to the release date. Thanks for listening!!! What's that gold star down in the bottom corner of the logo?? All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entir...

It's another remotely recorded episode this week (so forgive the different mic qualities!) Three of our favorite New Yorkers, Dan Karlin, Abby Kesselman, and Henry Loveland join Ari and Bo to read The Starker by Rose Keefe. Questions answered include; What is a great uncle? How does Chris Kraus sit? Don't you want 2.5 hundred dollars? What is the proper way to drink the blood of Christ? Who is God...

Emma is still lost in CVS but the show must go on! The incredible Sage G.C. joins the gang this week to read A Long Time Gone by Joshua Moehling. Questions answered include; Will Ari give Amy her scarf back? How many legs does a corgi have? Do you want to go to Arby's? Can you get a crowbar at the Crow Bar? Who wants to be a minimum wage millionaire? and Who is Bo? All books have a beginning, midd...

Things are mostly back to normal in the studio this week. Until we read the book and discover the terrible mistake we made... Questions answered include; What's one step down from 60 Minutes? What does new leather sound like? What is the horniest appliance? What is the biggest sin? and Why would one get an ultrasound? All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the stor...

Oh dear, Sarah left the front door open and Creature bolted. It has been sighted both at the zoo and amongst Jeff Foxworthy and a bunch of 5th graders. Honoring our promise, Bo has joined both Emma and August on the hunt. In the meantime, Carolyn Noyes and Bradley Simpson along with Chris Berros who never left from last week join Ari and Kayla to record the weekly episode. Questions answered this...

Creature has been a good boy(?) and is let out of it's cage. Meanwhile, Chris Berros stops by the studio with Lethal Velocity loaded up on his kindle (not a sponsor...yet). Questions answered this week include Where did that mustache come from? Do you know how to pick em? Is a ball a sphere? and What are the consequences of horse play? All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about th...

Creature is back in his cage but at what cost!? To find out you'll just have to listen to this episode featuring the marvelous Marielle O'Malley! We read Dolley Carlson's "The Red Coat" to answer questions such as Who's quote is that? Who is god damn sick as hell? What is beef tea? Where do you live when you are born from a wish? What are the two things holy water can do? and What does the Popemob...

This is not a drill!! Creature has escaped the podcast studio! Emma and August are off hunting that little rascal so filling in for them are the wonderful Jeremy Peacock and Erin Lee! This week we read Jami Attenberg's "A Reason To See You Again" to answer questions such as What are conversion pits for? How many points is the S tile? What happened to mom? What temperature should you serve Creme Br...

All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages. Breasts And Eggs was written buy Mieko Kawakami. Blank Page features: Ari Goldberg Bo Segrest Emma Skinner August Kees Kayla Hutchins Questions, comments, book recs, or simply the desire to chat? You can...

Steph Simon joins the cast in studio for a dive into the Romantasy genre! They read pages from Keri Lake's Anathema and answer questions like: How many Oreos is too many? What parts are the private ones? Should we order pizza? Where can I put my wet sack? Who is the ultimate man? Why is Rothgar in the maze? and Is there HIPPA in the Eating Woods? Shoutout to all our Pauls! Thanks for being a fan! ...

This week Doug Poedtke joins the cast to read The Berry Pickers by Amanda Peters and boy, does it go off the rails quick! Questions answered include: Is gimp soup hot or cold? How many times a da should you pray? Why does Bill like toes so much? Was it pies or flies? What's got JRR Tolkien so grumpy? What are Harold Ramis and Bill Murray doing on the grease boat? and What happens if Creature gets...

New podcast studio, who dis? That's right! Blank Page now records out of Ari's home studio (ooooh ahhhhh) instead of where we used to record! The cast reconvenes after a month off to read Chuck Tingle's queer hit Bury Your Gays with Maggie Lane to answer questions such as: Did anybody hear that clicking? What is go go juice? Do you want to meet with the social worker? Are you playing Candy Crush?...

In honor of the 16th president of the United States (and for catching up to our backlog), episode 16 is actually episode zero, The Lincoln Hunters! Listen to the cast record together for the very first time as they answer questions such as: What succeeds like success? Can a ghost die? What happened to Flea? Can anyone help John Wilkes Booth? How long is 525,600 minutes really? Who or what is Dob?...

Its our first show! We were testing the water hence the brief runtime and broken rules but hey, it's still a great listen!!! Steph Simon joins the cast to read Kallie George's Heartwood Hotel: The Greatest Gift LIVE at the Arts At The Armory Cafe in Somerville MA. Even in a short episode there are still questions to be answered. How does a badger hold a gun? Where is the Duchess' staff? and How ma...

Not one but TWO guests join the cast today! We welcome Nikki Corbo and Matt Walsh on to read The Alaska Sanders Affair by Joël Dicker. What questions will be answered? Great question! How do you get the free bacon? Where's the best place to retire? Is Macintosh ok? What does Free Eric mean to the people? Who's tootin'? and Which Patricia is which?  All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But...

The cast is joined by Chris Morin this week to read Night Sins by Tami Hoag. Listen in and get answers to questions such as; Who are the three amigos? What time is it? What is the temperature outside? What's the name of the bar? How long does it take? and What's a two seat bicycle called? All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page...

Famed author Bill Fryer joins the cast today to answer questions such as; Have you heard about the accident? What's Mary's deal? How many dogs make a pound? Do you want to keep the hair? And What's going on with Mike? Heyeyeyeyey Heyeyey Lets Go To Prom! All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you...

We have the honor of hosting Ryan Rosenberg of Big Grande fame as our guest this week! Listen (or watch!!!) this episode to answer questions such as: How many movies can you see for nine dollars? What is the milk budget? Can you return a used axe? Does everybody have the same slice on their tush? What's wrong with Petunia? and What is an oom? All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what a...

This week the cast welcomes the wonderful Gerry Menna with open arms to join in on the wackiness! What do door greeters taste like? What's your name and publication? Do you need any batteries? What would you do if you got Scooby-Doo'd? Where are the vampires? Find out all this and more on this terrifyingly spooky episode of Blank Page! All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about th...

Thomas is out, Sam Kramer is in! Say hello to Sam. When was time of death? Who will Ms. Maple end up with? What was a wolf doing on wall street? What would a sheep do with thumbs and a butt? What is the only question in hell? Will Othello be content? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page. All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the...

Who will raise the baby? Can Ghosts have sex? What does a canoe mean to you? What is a BVM? Joey did what to a turkey? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page. This episode is dedicated to bad girls. All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only...

Thomas is back for another guest episode! He just couldn't stay away. Does Ari break his own rules? What is the second awakening? Where did Diana go? Who stole Hermes? Was that Ringo Star? Where does one clean a starting gun pistol? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page! All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Pag...

It's our first guest episode! Hello Thomas!! What is an offensive blitz? How old is Mary? What are tonight's specials? What's that clapping sound? What's the #1 way to get to a woman's heart? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page! All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've n...

Will Obe make it to the reunion? Who is Bucket? How small can fingers get? What does the Dune scream sound like? Find out all this and more on this episode of Blank Page! All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three pages. 21st Century Sub was written by F...

Will Sasha ever say when? Will Tom Cruise find a new girlfriend? What year is it? Does the waiter remind you of a sandwich? Is anyone watching the news? Find out all that and more on this episode of Blank Page! All books have a beginning, middle, and end. But what about the rest of the story? Join the cast of Blank Page as they improvise entire books you've never heard of after reading only three...