Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

SHOWERING & REPAIRMAN 08.09.2026 5:15 ↓

Is withholding sex as bad as cheating? Billy plays audio of a man getting mad his wife is showering while the repair man is there.

FART FRIDAY 04.09.2026 5:23 ↓

Its that time who did you wrong that you can fart on!

WOMAN SOUNDS 03.09.2026 5:20 ↓

Billy plays some audio of a woman who makes a special noise for when her man does something nice for her.

NO GTA 6 02.09.2026 5:35 ↓

A woman wants to stop her man from buying the new game GTA 6 because it has strip clubs and a girlfriend in the game.

BERT KREISCHER 01.09.2026 5:59 ↓

Comedian Bert Kreischer calls in and shares some laughs with the crew.

COUPLE SHOWERS 31.08.2026 5:18 ↓

Women are now complaining that men just hop in the shower with them and there is no privacy.

SNIPER POSITION 28.08.2026 6:05 ↓

A woman explains a man should lay down like a sniper during a special time, Chris and Nard argue about it while Billy and Derek laugh.

ADVICE BACKFIRED 27.08.2026 6:03 ↓

A caller wants to tell Nard that he truly has no idea what a woman really wants.

DO IT EVERYDAY 26.08.2026 5:48 ↓

Nard argues with Billy, Derek, and Chris that women don't want to do it everyday with their man.

BACK SCRATCH 25.08.2026 5:35 ↓

Nard thinks that guys want more back scratches than mouth hugs.

DEREK'S COLLEGE STORY 24.08.2026 6:01 ↓

Derek dropped his kid off on her first year of college and had an interesting experience with something one of the parents said.

BASIC MAINTENANCE 21.08.2026 5:36 ↓

A chick talks about how much it cost for basic maintenance.

GREETED HUSBAND 20.08.2026 5:08 ↓

A caller takes Billy's advice and greeted her husband in a special way.

THE BREAK UP 19.08.2026 5:23 ↓

Daniel calls in to tell Billy, Derek, and Nard the whole story as to why he and his ex broke up.

FARTING BRIDE 18.08.2026 5:35 ↓

A woman who is getting ready to be married just won't stop passing gas.

BILLY'S DINNER 17.08.2026 5:26 ↓

Billy had an experience over the weekend of him trying to go out for dinner.

TROUBLEMAKER 14.08.2026 5:53 ↓

Billy and Derek find out Nard had a meeting for some trouble he didn't cause.

HILLBILLY PRINCESS 13.08.2026 5:11 ↓

Billy talks about a woman who has princess tattooed and she is the type of hillbilly Chris likes.

D PICS 12.08.2026 5:52 ↓

Nard gets D pics from a listener and Billy wants him to describe what it looks like.

ASKING TO DO IT 11.08.2026 5:08 ↓

Billy asks Nard since he is in the dating world, how would he go about asking a woman for sex.

NOT HAVING SEX 10.08.2026 5:32 ↓

Women are training their man to stop asking for sex when they reject them so much.

STINKY NARD 07.08.2026 5:42 ↓

The security guard wanted to tell Billy and Derek that Nard has to stop using the bathroom in the lobby.

DANIEL'S EX 06.08.2026 5:23 ↓

Daniel's ex calls in and spills the tea on what has happened recently in the relationship.

MONEY FOR SEX 05.08.2026 5:25 ↓

Nard remembers a time that he got paid by a chick to sleep with her, but his story telling needs a lot of work.

MEN NOT COMMITTING 04.08.2026 5:38 ↓

Are men just afraid to commit now or is it the new stigma for dating?