Better On Paper

Welcome back to this weeks episode of the greatest life science lecture series in the continental U.S. This week we discuss the mighty predator, the Lion as it stalks and almost takes down a whole city of Buffalo. As we recap week 12 around the NFL we discuss Zach Wilson's yips (13:00), why Cam is so bad at picking teams (17:00), how did the Commanders screw up the Sean Taylor statue (mannequin) s...

This episode features Kev and his dad reminiscing about the origins of Kev’s love for football. We recap Week 11 and preview Week 12 as we discuss the absurdity that is the Cardinals team. We wrap up the episode with some football memories between father and son. Have a great Thanksgiving!

Jeff Saturday can coach! Better than Josh McDaniels! The Belichick coaching tree is in shambles (again) as our guest Will has a morbid Monday. Will joins us as we talk sports, mostly football, and the like. We break down last week's game in Munich (19:30), why the Broncos and Titans play bad football (30:00), if Tua is an MVP contender (37:30), we make our week 11 picks (45:00), and our biggest Gu...

Rejoice (potentially)! Dan Snyder has finally caked his pants and decided to sell the Commanders. With a long list of potential suitors named Bezos waiting in the wings, it will be interesting to see which bald billionaire with a penchant for phallic rockets is the next owner of the Washington Commanders. After that fun stuff we recap last week's games (6:00), discuss whether or not Jeff Saturday...

Welcome back to the most expensive podcast on the internet! (It's expensive because it's so complicated) Today the fellas are taking their Victory Lap (and Apology Tour :( ) as we recap the week 8 games and look back on the first half of the season, and slander TC3's good name when he's not around to defend himself. We also make our week 9 picks (41:30), and Cam plays with himself (ha!) in another...

Alright, this is a spooky one, okay?? I don't wanna hear any crybabies crying about how scary or spooky this episode is, because it's spooky! Cam does the Monster Mash (verbally), we recap last week's (non-spooky) games (4:00), we make our (spooky) picks for week 8 (21:30), TC3 leads us in a little game of Trick or Treat (29:00), and Kev tricks Cam in this week's Guess That Ticket Price (35:00)

Welcome back to another wonderful episode of the Better On Paper podcast. This week, Dan Snyder said he's got dirt on the other NFL owners as rumors swirl he may be forced to sell the Commanders, and we want that dirt! Cam and Kev talk which QBs are on the hot seat, and which ones just have a mild tingle down there (10:30), Cam gives his dark aura update (spoiler alert: it's dark) (30:00), we make...

Welcome back to another week of Better On Paper, the only podcast that is podiatrist recommended. This week we discuss the dumpster fire that was Thursday Night Football, how much we enjoyed the Monday night game, we talk Hot Seat/Cool Throne to see which coaches (besides Matt Rhule lol) are at risk of losing their jobs this season, we make our picks for week 6 (40:00), and Cam brings bad vibes ag...

A quarter of the NFL season has come and gone(!) and we're breaking down which teams we think are going through a quarter-season crisis, who's just experiencing some growing pains, and who's having a mid-life crisis (hint: it rhymes with Mom Grady). We also talk about Tua's back-to-back injuries (27:00), make our week 5 picks (30:00), and TC3 absolutely has a day with Guess That Ticket Price As al...

Welcome back to another week of Better On Paper. This week we recap week 3 of the NFL, Cam gives us his top list of Dark Aura teams, Kev unleashes a little Dark Aura of his own, we discuss why the Bears Suck (19:00), the Falcons do not, if the Butt Punt vindicates Mark Sanchez (25:00), we make our week 4 picks (30:30), and play another rousing game of Guess that Ticket Price (40:00)

Welcome back for another riveting week of Better on Paper. This week we're recapping Week 2 of the NFL, we discuss Amazon's eventual takeover of the NFL, the Lions are legit legit (6:00), Russ Wilson is not that guy (27:00), Cam's Dark Aura is getting out of hand (35:00), we make our Week 3 picks (41:00), and play another rousing game of Guess That Ticket Price As always, please I'm begging you to...

It’s the greatest time of year. Football is back in one of the craziest Week 1s we have seen. Kev and Cam discuss overreactions to the Week 1 slate (1:00), their Week 2 picks (34:34), and get shocked by some crazy ticket prices throughout the league (40:50).

Finally, we've got some games to watch. We start this episode talking the Russell Wilson contract extension with Denver, and what that may mean for Lamar Jackson et al, We make our week 1 picks (5:30), play a rousing game of Name That Ticket Price (20:30), and of course talk a little Dan Campbell and the Lions (27:30)

What's up jerks, now that preseason games are in the books we begin the sweet, painful wait for that first kickoff of the regular season. Today we dive into your breaking news, starting with Baltimore's unparalleled preseason win streak, Jimmy G's contract getting restructured (2:00), Bad news from around the NFL (11:30), notable cuts as teams trim their rosters (17:30), we talk Deshaun Watson con...

We're back for another week of talking football and chewing gum, and Cam just swallowed all his gum... This week we're breaking down the NFC division by division, starting with the South, then the East (10:00), North (17:00), West (27:00), and finally wrapping up with our playoff predictions and eventual Super Bowl winners (38:00)

We're back for the season with our predictions for how the AFC will shake out, featuring our guest Marcelo. We break down who we think will come out on top of the AFC East (2:30), South (10:00), North (17:30), and West (29:00) and give our predictions for the AFC playoffs (48:00)

We're back with another offseason special episode!  The Draft is nigh and we have some things to say about it! Kev thinks we may have a boring first round, Cam gives his draft "vibe" (7:30), Kev still hates Trent Baalke (11:15), Who goes #1 overall? (13:00) Is Malik Willis the next Cam Newton? Kev still doesn't like Kyler Murray (20:00), Coaches are important and the draft brings fans hope (3...

We're back with another offseason special! This week we're recapping recent offseason moves starting with Davante Adams to Las Vegas and Deshaun Watson to the Browns (more on that later). We also discuss if this is the last season of the Tannehill era in Tennessee, Tyreek to Miami, will 2022 be a good year for Tua? (6:00), Cam talks Chiefs (9:00), the Eagles and Saints get wonky trading picks for...

We're back! This week we do a rundown of all the major free agency moves since the season ended. We talk Aaron Rodgers' relatively drama-free resigning with Green Bay, Russ getting dealt to Denver, Tom Brady is back already! (8:00), Trubisky to Pittsburgh, Deshaun Watson is back on the market (16:30), Where will Baker end up? (19:30), Von Miller gets 6yrs/$120 million and he's THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD...

Programming Note: We will be taking off next week and releasing episodes less frequently during the off-season. Expect us back in full force by the time pre-season starts. This week we give out our NFL superlative awards, with a twist. Listen as we crown the Rookie Coach of the Year, Football Guy of the Year, and Most Likely to be an Anime Villain, among others. Thanks for sticking with us through...

This week we wrap up with a recap of what went down during the Super Bowl. TC3 goes off on why the Rams aren't a "super team" (1:30), Kev explains a "guy off" (5:00), Cam talks packages (15:00) (you can't make this stuff up), OBJ is out with a torn ACL (19:30), throwing a tantrum seems like a good way to get traded, looking at you, Kyler (21:00), we talk Urban Meyer landing spots (24:30), recap ou...

This week Cam has finally recovered from covid long enough to fly back over the Atlantic to record with us again. Tyler is also joining us for another episode because he had nothing better to do. This week we're previewing the Super Bowl matchup, including the ridiculous amount of studly players in it (6:30), we also make our picks on some player performance prop bets (9:30), discuss whether or no...

Plot twist! Cam got the rona so he's stuck quarantining in the UK, so everybody's favorite guest (replacement?) host Tyler is back! This week we recap the Chiefs Bengals game, we try to figure out how Joe Burrow is so smooth (1:30), how is Travis Kelce always open (8:00), is Evan McPherson more swaggy than Joe Burrow? (11:45) We dive into Coingate pt. 2 (14:30), Cam gives his take (17:00), we reca...

This week we're back again with our guest Tyler while Cam is away in the UK (we swear we didn't fire him)! This week we recap the divisional games, starting with the Bills vs Chiefs and the real MVP of that game, the coin. We discuss why the overtime rules suck (6:00) and TC3 tosses out some unique ideas for replacement rules, we talk Rams vs Bucs (12:00), Niners vs Packers (15:30), Kev tells us h...

Good morning (afternoon?) listeners, this week we have a special guest filling in for Cam, who is galavanting around the UK like a dandy for the next two weeks. Tyler joins us as we dive into our recap of Wildcard weekend, including notable events such as a misplaced whistle during the Raiders game. We also discuss why Joe Burrow is so likable, Mike Mayock is relieved of his duties (3:30), the Dol...