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This episode title has no double meaning. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Before Walt and Gus can finally face off, first they need to end time itself. Things are about to get a bit explosive. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

You know, I wasn't sure until this episode, but I think Walt is probably going to hell when he dies. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and you find out who is right and who is dead. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Because Walt put a "bug" (or tracking device, if you will) on Gus's car. He does not watch the 2007 film Bug starring Ashley Judd. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

"And she kept using this guy's name like... Hermano." We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Problem Dog is my favorite superhero. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

In which Skyler visits the four corners. Like the title! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

The double meaning of shotgun is that Jesse rides shotgun and also it's a gun. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

My star, my perfect silence. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

You'd never expect a policeman's wife to commit a crime. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

In this episode, Walt goes on an important shopping trip. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

You're not a cook, and I'm not telling everyone. Save your breath, I never was one. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Let's really get into the weeds of this. How MANY pizzas did they buy the day they shot the pizza scene? We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Two half measures make a full measure. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

You'd think there wouldn't be an episode called Half Measures, but here we are. I was told otherwise. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

It's actually a totally different place than Albuquerque. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Just when you think nothing could top the horrors that Walter White has had to face during his moral descent... along comes a fly. Catastrophic. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Really, in a Kafka story, the meth would be a bueracratic drug that all individuals are required to take to meet Happiness Requirements. Find out more in my Franz Kafka/Breaking Bad slash fic! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Gus shows Walt just how powerful he really is. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Tiny, tiny cousins. So smol. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Gus and the cousins come to an understanding. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Más?! But you JUST said no más! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

With a title like Green Light, what could possibly go wrong? We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Skylar gets her revenge. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.