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Jane and Linda discuss the prequel novellas of Sarah J. Maas's book series, 'Throne of Glass', 'Assassin's Blade'! They talk about how Ansel's so hot right now, how they stan Sam so hard (he really WAS the best partner for Celaena/Aelin), and create their new bonus podcast series - "You Might Be in a Cult." We give a shout-out to our girls at Book of Lies!

Linda and Jane have a serious conversation about Caleana's relationship with Arobynn, pose questions about the relationship between Arobynn and Sam, and wonder how Arobynn came across raising Sam. Arobynn can eat sh*t. Also, they give an important PSA: Don't get sneaky-freaky in sewers. Arobynn can eat sh*t. They pose a question for the Book of Lies gals, give a shout-out to our #SewerBro4Life Chr...

We're joined by the amazing Chris Roberts from I Saw it on Linden Street (http://lscep.com/) and become #SewerBrosForLife! We discuss moms embarrassing their proud boys at orgies, we talk about the real hero of the story (we stan Stanley), and we create the sensational phenomenon - "Sewer Posing!" Grab your cup of effluvium and start charging your glowing purple rod! We're covering 'Simon, King of...

Remember when people used to think that the best way to get kids interested in something was to get white people to rap? Yeah...that's happening. Linda's brother Donnie (her co-host from Videorama and Cage's Kiss) joins us to discuss one of those movies that tainted their childhood - Teen Witch. Join us so you can say you were there when Jane's desire to murder Linda first started! We discuss sing...

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It's Jane's birthday and we're celebrating with an infestation of Yule-time birthday lads and a Yule Cheese Log (TM)! We're finishing out the first season of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina with the Yule/Holiday special episode, 'A Midwinter's Tale'. Sabrina makes one smart statement and we ask, is Luke that dense, or is it the Dickens he wants? In the meantime, you'll find us building a ginger...

Linda and Jane discuss the season 1 finale of Netflix's The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, The Witching Hour. They cover the importance of using concise wording in curses, how horrifying it would be if it started raining men, and protecting Tom Hiddleston at all costs. Jane can finally relax, because Ms. Wardwell's true identity is finally revealed and Linda adds to the list of things you should...

We're back! And we're talking about the 9th chapter of Netflix's 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina', The Returned Man. We ask the questions you care about, like 'What happens with souls after being eaten in by the Death Eater? Are they crapped out in Heaven/Hell/Akasha?' and 'Is the Sound of Music really the sound of Hell?' We're proud to announce our affiliation with the amazing Bookshop.org! Y...

Get out your cat-o-nine tails and get ready to suffer in sweet ecstasy! We are continuing our chat on The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, covering the eighth episode, 'The Burial,' where Ambrose gives Sabrina another great (and deserved) kick in the ass to realize that the universe owes her nothing and to stop trying to bend it to her will. Also, Z and Daddy Blackwood turn the episode into 'Sabrin...

We're finally back and we're continuing with our coverage of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. In this episode, we cover episode 8, 'The Feast of Feasts.' Linda shares her favorite scene, where someone finally calls Sabrina out and off her high horse (of course, it's our favorite witch goddess, Prudence) and Jane creates the merch that will bring us our well-deserved riches. We missed you, but y...

We told you we'd come back! But we forgot the smokes...sorry. Tune in for the thrilling conclusion of our episode on Sarah J. Maas's 'Tower of Dawn.'

In this episode, we discuss two new creatures introduced into Sarah J. Maas's world of Throne of Glass : Baast cats and ruks; Linda gets way too giggly from the term "ruk riders" (whoa-oh! That's how ruk ryders roll!); we talk about Sartaq being too much man to squeeze through tight spaces; Jane shares the proper (borderline-disturbing) way to pronounce a character's name; and we notice 2 big recu...

Wayne from the fantastic podcast Florida Men on Florida Man joins us to discuss the found footage classic, The Blair Witch Project! We share behind-the-scenes information on the making of the film and the impact on the actors' lives. Jane shares her scary (she argues that this should read "very reasonable") views on ill-prepared hikers and the reasons she doesn't like the movie; Linda shares the r...

In this episode, we cover episodes 5 and 6 of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, 'Dreams in a Witch House' and 'An Exorcism in Greendale.' We also discuss the amazing, talented Rachel Talalay, a hallway of single shoes, demonic Uncle Jesse, the tragedy of Susie, and incorrect methods of demonic disposal. Linda would like to go on record as saying that Jane was right and Jane would like to celebra...

In this episode, we're covering episodes 3 and 4 of 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.' Join us as we discuss killing familiars by making them watch you during sexy times with their deceased master's partner, boredom at school, Edward Spellman stans, and a writer who definitely knows how to write a witch story and is not married to two cats...probably.

In this episode, we're finally covering Netflix's 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina,' episodes 1 and 2! We discuss our love for Jeff from Coupling (Richard Coyle, who plays Father Blackwood), Miss Wardwell (Michelle Gomez), Ambrose, the Weird Sisters,  and the Aunties! We give a summary of both episodes, why that old guy with a goat is always around at Sweet 16s (wasn't he at your's too?),...

We conclude our discussion on the 5th book in the 'Throne of Glass' series, 'Empire of Storms.' In this episode, we cover how helpful Abraxos would be while your solving puzzles (because of course!), the importance of letting your friends know about your plans to have them sire children that your partner will claim, and some bad ass witches.

Yup! Another two-parter! We're discussing the 5th book in Sarah J. Maas's book series 'Throne of Glass,' Empire of Storms . Join us as we ruin a beach-sex scene and discuss how Elide is preparing Lorcan (for supper) and the need for a Myrtle. Part 2 will be out next week.

We conclude our adventure into the different tellings of the story 'The Witches' with the 2020 film, directed by Robert Zemeckis and adapted by Zemeckis, Kenya Barris, and Guillermo del Toro. It stars Anne Hathaway (who is just giving it EVERYTHING), Octavia Spencer (who we spotlight as our 'Witch of the Week'), and Jahzir Bruno (who's going to take over the world of film sometime soon). Also, you...

We can finally stop doing our best Tall Man impersonations, with calling the child 'BOOOYYEEEE' - He's given a name in a terrifying children's movie that's packed with Henson creatures, Rowan Atkinson, and bald dudes. Join us as we discuss the original movie version of 'The Witches' and the brilliant Anjelica Huston! Stay tuned at the end for a promo from our friends at Hush Hush Society.

This week we're talking about Roald Dahl's 1983 story The Witches ! Linda discusses a really inappropriate mis-read and we discover Jane's full name and proper titles: Jane Janerson, III, Esq, MBA, MD, DM, Magical Malfeasance Project Manager. Join us while we talk about unloved and unhealthy mice-children, grim mouse-child outlooks, mouse harems, and unproductive planning for the eradication of ch...

Here it is! As promised, part 2 of our Queen of Shadows episode! We finish covering book 4 in Sarah J. Maas's book series, Throne of Glass . In this episode, we discuss the actual magic-practitioner characters and (our favorite) Abraxos, the puppy dragon!

Our apologies: This episode went way too long so we split it into 2 parts. This first part covers everything that happened in the 4th book of Throne of Glass, Queen of Shadows, with the non-witch and non-wyvern characters (and you guys know how much we love Abraxos). To make it up to you, we won't make you wait 2-weeks for the next episode. We'll be posting Part 2 next Wednesday, 10/14.  In t...

We ran into scheduling conflicts this week so Jane put together something special for you! Listen while Jane tells the story of 'How a Man Was Bewitched and Had His Head Shaved by the Foxes'.

This week, Jane and Linda discuss the 1996 cult classic (and fave among goth kids in the 90's), The Craft! They cover their issues with the story, the racist bs that went on behind-the-scenes, and they spotlight the amazing Rachel True! You can pre-order True's amazing new tarot deck at: https://www.amazon.com/True-Heart-Intuitive-Tarot-Guidebook/dp/1328566269 Stay tuned at the end for a promo for...