Bear Attack

Eddy 2Gs returns with an album review! Powerwolf makes Bear Attack history with this album, but I don't want to spoil the episode. Let's just say, we've never had a review like this. . .

In a world where post-pandemic movies are usually either stale reworks of done-to-death genre tropes or virtue signaling tripe, some where concerned that the new Dungeons and Dragons movie would be both. On top of that, D&D's parent company was facing the possibility of a fan boycott leading up to the film's release. So was it any good? We have an answer for that! If you give a 5-star...

What's up, mother attackers?! Actually, scratch that, don't attack mothers. Especially not mama bears. This is a very fun Bear Attack Radio where we show you songs that have very very similar parts. We have unreasonably similar solos, unique instruments used the same way, and even a gang vocal that "Ghostbusters" may have ripped off. From Paramore vs Godsmack to Christian pop-pun...

A while back Panda showed Blitz the famous Mel Brooks' masterworks Spaceballs and Men In Tights. We recorded their reactions and it's been our biggest YouTube video. Here is our second attempt to capture that magic, lol!

The sacred birthday Q&A returns! We did both Sams, Polar and Panda, on this one. You can hear them open up about misconceptions people have about them, what the go to theater snack is, which conspiracy theories they love, love to hate, just plain hate, and more!

Hello Attackers, your probably looking at the title and saying that's not a Mel Brooks product, you'd be right! Shocker to no one our priorities changed, on this episode we review ABR's new album Death Below. The big question is does Polar Bear attack this one as hard as he did Guardians? Also Gare Bear returns with his wistful insights. P.S. we promise the Mel Brooks episode is coming...

After almost 9 years, Skrillex has finally put out another full length album. But not just one! And we made Panda listen to both of them! Was it torture? Did we poke the bear too hard? With he go full grizzly on us? Like the Zelda sample on the song "Tears", you'll just have to "LISTEN!" If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bea...

We had to do it! We attack Cocaine Bear! Nothing else needs to be said.  If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor.fm/bearattack BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com

Polar Bear titled his file for this one "We Came as Space Force". Should I have named it that? It definitely rolls off the tongue better.   Anyway, we briefly review the history of Saint Valentines Day. Here's the video we watched for that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNl9coLI9f8 We watched Steve Carell's Space Force show on Netflix so you don't have to! But if you want to watch it anyway...

Welcome, Attackers, to our first episode as a review show! Long have we struggled to come up with a focus for Bear Attack and we think this just might be it: three large, hairy, film school friends rip apart media offerings! And what better to start off with than the universally panned Velma?  Following that we recommend three cover songs: Lyric Noel's "Rain On Me", Chris Daughtry and Lzzy Ha...

Guys! This is Blitz. I haven't heard this episode yet as Panda is our primary editor. And I forgot to upload it, sorry. I feel like I've written several descriptions like this. Anyway, I think we just kinda brainstormed the future of the podcast on the podcast. Should be fun, I had a good time. I never remember anything. 

You've probably heard some 2022/new-years podcasts, but have you heard any with Red Panda and Gar-Bear?  Like every year, we look back on the movies, tv-shows, and music the year blessed (or cursed) us with. And we continue the latest trend of censoring nothing except the word "c*ck". Because it makes us laugh. Also, Red Panda and Gar-Bear join us! If you give a 5-star review, we will read it...

Holy F**k Ballz! Can you believe this is our 100th episode! As a Thank you to ourselves and you guys we assembled a compilation of our greatest hits and reacted to them live! Please Enjoy & Cheers to 2023 and 100 more episodes of this dumpster fire! As always follow us on socials and check out Bear Attack on YouTube or email us at bearattackpodcast@gmail.com

It's a grand tradition: the annual Bear Attack Christmas radio show! Grab a peppermint mocha, check your lists twice, and jam to great Christmas music with us!   If you give us a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor.fm/bearattack...

We know, we know, it's been a minute since we've done an artist spotlight.... (editing the Linkin Park spotlight nearly killed Panda). However today we head to the land down under and breakdown *Pun intended* the career of the boiz from Byron Bay, Parkway Drive. So sit back relax.... ah who are we kidding it's freakin' Parkway move your body, break stuff & give yourself a good bangover!!! Enjo...

Listen to 10 seconds of the intro and you won't need this description. Winking kissy face. Black heart Emoji.  --Blitz PS: Sorry Mom, I'm trying to stop swearing. Love you!  If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor....

It's Spooky season Attackers! In the spirit we attempted to give you a spooky tale but then like the lunatics we are we lose our train of thought and enter the madhouse that you are used to! Beware this episode contains aliens?, Blitz fear of the dunes after a near death experience and of course no Bear Attack Halloween episode is complete with out our pal Bigfoot! So awaken from your coffins, dri...

So, this one has no plot to loose. We tried to make one, but it never materialized. So, sit back and enjoy the whip-lash! If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg https://anchor.fm/bearattack BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com

It's that time again! Grab your balloons and invite your friends! In the sacred tradition of the birthday Q&A, the Sams prompt Nate to offer the hottest of takes on lesbian Subarus and his elitist camping views (REI sucks!), getting metal-core merch for his unborn niece, Taco Bell, the best music for painting (that's an inside joke; listen to the episode to get inside), Mark Wahlberg vs. Shia...

Even for us, this episode goes everywhere! We have stories about a priest who gets aroused by pound cake, Blitz asking out a girl, the most dangerous band ever (Japanese Noise group, Hantarash), Panda disintegrating his foot, and more! Also, Polar Bear follows up with the last episode and gives more insight into the history of trashcans!  

LIVE FROM THE M4! No not the sick BMW sport car, the Metal-Mandalorian-Mom-Mobile! This episode marks the first time Polar Bear sits one out in almost 4 years. While he's missed, Red Panda fills in!  

What do you get when you cross censorship, a large dose of insensitivity, and three best friends? A PG-13 Deadpool! But also this episode. Sorry to those we attacked. 

Here's episode 3 in a row of just absolute off the rails, bucking fananas action!  This episode was supposed to be about Arizona cryptids, or creatures that could exist but haven't been proven to. Yet. The Giant Squid was once considered a cryptid. That's what Polar Bear says, and he's always right. Anyway, it spiraled out of control, and we think you'll enjoy the descent. 

Have you heard about the soaking? It's a sex thing. You're gonna hear about it now, sorry (but not that sorry). Also, we recorded this one while driving through Bearizona, a drive through zoo of sorts. It's a game changing episode! 

We're back in the car! Just like when BA started, we recorded some episodes on a road trip! The audio isn't great, but the conversation is so much fun when we're physically together! We talk a lot about the finer points of kilts, and Miss Williams Arizona and other things. Let us know what you think!  If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! Bonus episodes and fun merchandise...