Baywatching Podcast

They don't even number their episodes! I hope they go into those caves and never come back. Me and Drew will be your sole Bay Hosts soon enough! Don't loose the Baith! - Bill Ferus

Hello Baywatching Baes! Look out for scam texts and illegal lawyers. We don't want your lives plagued with fake podcasts, fake texts or fake lawyers. That's why we are here to talk about what is real: Baywatch season 2 episode 3! And we do it in the most parasocially caring way. Now let's get into the water!

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Hey Bay Buddies! We're back for episode 2 of season 2. We're here to wake you up from your Nightmare Bay Part 2. Our deep dive this week is brought to you by the U-R-ine A Cave Buddy crap collectors. We love you!

We are getting this podcast back! They can't keep us out! I have 2 factor authentication for the podcast RSS feed. We will eliminate these frauds soon! -Law Battler Bill

Hey all! Welcome to the New Baywatching Podcast! It's season 2 and we have so much in store for you, our listeners who we love so much. Get to know us on this new episode of a whole new Baywatching Podcast. We can't wait to build a beautiful para-social relationship with you for years to come. We love you! Happy New Year!

Hello from Bill on the holiday with important updates about our future. 

1. Jesus, Dry Jesus 2. Aussie Guard 3. Im So Dry (Alone) 4. Chaos 5. Frosty the Truth 6. Stay Dry X Mas Album by Baywatching Podcast's own Drew and Jericho Salt LOOK FOR FULL ALBUM NEXT YEAR!! NO BILL!!!

Daren Janderfoight, the CEO of iHeartPodcast Corporation delivers a special message directly from his headquarters. 

If you missed RIBB Fest, we were charitable! Or at least I was. Bill didn't want the footage released but we need to maintain Ribb Count integrity with Steven Thomas Higgin's RIBB ID! We will be implementing this at every RIBB FEST from now on. Please listen to this groundbreaking broadcast before Bill deletes it to cover up his RIBB Count steal. 

The Bae boys intervene on each other. Will Mitch and company be back for a season 2? Will Baywatching be back with iHeartPodcasts Network for season 2? Will Bill and Drew resolve anything? Don't forget to watch Episode 22 of Baywatch "The End?"

Check out the Podcast. Come to the RIBB Fest. Last Episode is next week.

Bill and Drew take a hike. Penultimate episode before our grand finale for season one. Thank you baywatching truthers and other listeners. 

Janey and Tad of the New Watch New Girl Podcast dip their toes into the "Baywatch" while Drew and Bill of Baywatching Podcast come and meet a "New Girl."

RIP to a dry loving water truther! Drew and Bill mourn the loss of a life guard. Drew reveals the true nature of the shark. 

Dry history of Halloween! Bill whines! Some Baywatch. 

Bill's back from Tort Con! The boys discuss counter monuments and the Baywatch episode "Snake Eyes."

Bill is gone. He thinks Tort Law is more important than the Baywatching Truth. Let me share the dry truth with you my liberty lovers. 

The one in which the boys discuss the vacation our Baywatch life guards take. Bill discusses the white savior. Drew talks anti-water Baywatching Truth.

Hey guys! Baywatching Bill here! Drew has been neglecting his duties lately. He's cohost on this episode but 'm having to take over other duties. Here we talk Baywatch, Mutual Aid and a really cool Russian. Enter everyone's favorite character Cort. 

The one where we really just talk about an episode.

We don't talk about Bobby D once but we do get into some documentaries about how the water sinks various luxury ocean liners. Some Baywatching Truth as well. Here's the documentary list: 1943 | Titanic | Werner Klingler Herbert Selpin 1958 | A Night to Remember | Roy Ward Baker 1964 | The Unsinkable Molly Brown | Charles Walters 1980 | Raise the Titanic | Jerry Jameson 1997 | Titanic | J...

I mean, do we need to introduce? We decode Baywatch for Baywatching Truthers. Get with the program 

Hey Bay Baes! If you're sad that Better Call Saul is over, we're where you need to be. We're talking Walter White's origins on this week's Baywatching Pod. 

BAY BAES!!!! We have some commercials for you this episode! No, not for products that you don't want or care about. For BAYWATCH!! Our apologies for how this episode ends. The water is after us. In this episode the water comes for Bill's apartment. Will we survive? Well I'm writing this...