Atheist Bible Study

In this episode we cover Exodus Ch 23-40. God gives the Israelites an Ikea manual for his glamp tent, then he tells Aaron and the boys what they should wear when they come back to his place. Also, Aaron throws the Israelites their first rager and Moses calls the cops. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy Support the show

This episode, we take a break from Exodus and kick back to watch a really bad Christian movie. In this movie, God, aka Papa, invites a man to spend a weekend glamping at the scene of his daughter's murder. After a series of awkward god jokes, the movie goes through the Frequently Asked Questions for sky-daddy skeptics and manages to address none of them. In the end, it was all a coma-induced...

We're back with Exodus Ch. 12-22, and God is trying to gain more followers by killing firstborns and brainwashed Egyptians. Once they reach the dessert, God is confused because the lady at Petsmart never told him how much food and water humans need to survive. Then he gives them 10 impossible rules to follow and a list of punishments for various transgressions. Spoiler, it's mostly execu...

This episode, we cover Exodus chapters 1-12. God is in Moses' and Aaron's mouths, Aaron has an amazing rod, and Pharaoh gets hardened. Also, Moses and Aaron have a magic duel with the magicians of Egypt, and God murders a ton of children to show off his wonders. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy Support the show

In this episode we follow the capers of the insufferable Joseph in Genesis 35-50. From being so annoying that his brothers sell him, to him squeezing the life out of Egypt, Joseph has all the qualities God desires in a patriarch. We learn God will smite you for using the pull out method, and in the end Jacob reads his sons to filth. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy Support th...

In our third episode from Genesis, we cover Genesis 27-32. We're talking about how Jacob manages to work 7 years for a girl, but can't tell between her and her sister, whether or not the bible condones polygamy, and how Jacob manages to put the smackdown on the big guy. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy Support the show

We continue in Genesis with chapters 19-26. In this episode, Christians try to explain how the patriarchs an their wives lived to be over a hundred, Esau sells his life for some soup, and the Old Testament reminds us to avoid Hittite women. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy Support the show

For the very first episode of Atheist Bible Study, we look at Genesis Chapters 1-18. We talk about the creation myth, Noah's ark, incest, and circumcision. Find us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/AtheistStudy Support the show