Armchair Gaffers

Welcome to this week's Final 3rd segment, our second instalment of the week. That's why it's called the Final 3rd... Anyway, this week we look at some of the wonderkids who have come and gone without reaching anywhere near their potential. For the first time in football history, a compilation list of failures does not contain Freddy Adu. As with everything ACG, we digress every now and then to dis...

No Premier League football does NOT mean no Armchair Gaffers. Rain, Sleet, Snow and even the dreaded International break can't stop The Armchair Machine. This week we babble on about England's expected 5 zip thrashing of Albania. But in particular, we discuss the fallout after Harry Maguire's Cupped ear Celebration... Was it really that deep? Tune in to find out what we make of it. Declan Rice is...

Another week and therefore another Armchair Gaffer Final 3rd segment. Some say they only subscribe to our channel for the Final 3rd. We say, we only make the show for the Final 3rd. In this week's action pack show, we list the top 10 Brazilian frauds of all time (as per our metrics of course). Let us know if you think we've missed anyone out.

Welcome to another exciting instalment of the Armchair Gaffers Continental Corner. This is the part of the show where we take our weekly budget flight around Europe so that you don't have to. This week we look at the Brazilian flop known formally as Neymar Jr who recently scored his 400th career goal. This is absolutely shocking. Shocking that we can call a player with 400 goals a flop. We provide...

Hello, hi and welcome to another week of Armchair Gaffering. For the first time in a long time, our headline has nothing to do with Ole getting sacked or how bad Spurs are - Thank God. Today, we look at surprise package in the #PremierLeague - West Ham , their 3-2 win over #Liverpool and how they keep defying the odds and climbing up the table. We do actually talk about the situation at Old Traffo...

Welcome to the Armchair Gaffers Final 3rd. This is the part of the show where any and everything go. This week we decided to go through every #PremierLeague club and vote for who we think is their WORST player. It's not any easy job but someone has to do it. Some clubs are so good at being bad that we couldn't chose a single winner but we did our best. Tune in and let us know what you think of our...

Welcome to another exciting instalment of the Armchair Gaffers Continental Corner. This is the part of the show where we take our weekly budget flight around Europe so that you don't have to. This week we look at Messi's time in Paris so far. We also look at Barcelona and their decision to finally relieve Ronald Koeman of his duties. We also look at Juventus. The Old Lady are moving like pensioner...

*Disclaimer - This episode was recorded on Sunday night before the news of Nuno's sacking broke on Monday morning* ____________________________________________ It hurts us to do this but or last three thumbnails have all been asking if it's time for a manager to move on or not but such is the nature of the business. As they say, "it's a results game". The runup to #Spurs vs #ManUnited was billed a...

In this week's Continental Corner instalment, we do our usual budget flight around Europe to keep you loyal Armchair Gaffers up to date with all the continental goings on. Also this week, we look at who are the main players in the running for the 2021 Ballon d'Or. Voting has now closed and the winner will be revealed in November

For the second week in a row, Ole Gunnar has made the ACG Headline. Two games played, 9 goals conceded. Not a good time to be a #ManchesterUnited fan. They were put to the sword by a rampant #Liverpool and a Mo Salah masterclass. Many are saying this is the end for Ole. Elsewhere, Chelsea put SEVEN past a hopeless Norwich side who are clearly preparing for life in the Championship. Arsenal seem to...

Oh Lord! We're so glad the international break is over and we can get back to business as usual. It was another barnstorming weekend of #PremierLeague football. After #ManchesterUnired lost 4 - 2 to Leicester, people and pundits alike are finally asking if Ole is out of his depth. They are also now questioning the signing of #CR7 Elsewhere, only a sublime Ben Chilwell strike was the deference as C...

The much loved ACG Final 3rd almost never happened this week. Between a lack of interesting topics to dissect and technical issues, we were nearly up s*** creek. But we made it happen, all for you. In traditional international break fashion, we have an internationally themed quiz. Enjoy

Get 20% off @MANSCAPED + Free Shipping with the code ACG20 at manscaped.com #ad It was another dreaded International break but luckily, your friendly neighbourhood Armchair Gaffers are here to help get you through this necessary evil in the footballing calendar. England did what they are expected to do and that was to trounce Andorra courtesy of five goals from five different scorers. Despite not...

Welcome to another Armchair Gaffers Final 3rd and this week's segment is all about goals. Goals, goals and more goals. Join in with our quiz and pit you footballing knowledge against the infamous might of the Armchair Gaffers! #WeKnowItAll

The Continental Corner. Our weekly budget flight around Europe so that we can fill you in on all of the goings in and on the Continent! There's so much pain in Spain right now. #LaLiga could be a spent force.. perhaps. There's also pain in Paris. There's also pain in Bavaria. Pain Pain Pain. It's a bit like watching Naruto. For a full Continental Round-up, tune in to the Armchair Gaffers Continent...

Hello, hi and welcome to another Armchair Gaffers #PremierLeague review. The stand out game of the weekend (on paper at least) was #ManCity vs #Liverpool. And for once, a clash of PL title contenders was not a drab affair. Liverpool dominated for large periods and City had their spells. It was a 2-2 draw that both teams can be happy with in all fairness. Elsewhere, Manchester United lost 1-1 at ho...

Hello, Hi and Welcome and another Final 3rd segment. We need to get back to making this segment part of the regular ACG upload schedule. We're trying guys. Anyway, we're here now and that's all that matters. In this week's show, we look at some True Premier League Legends. Some people refer to this type of player as one the streets won't forget. There are many players who live rent free forever in...

Welcome to another Armchair Gaffers Continental Corner. This week we decide that it's about time that Karim Benzema Gets his flowers. 12 years in one of the most inhospitable environments known to man - Real Madrid. 200+ Goals. Loads of trophies. He's seen greats come and go but he has withstood the test of Perez. A true modern day great of the game. Also in Spain. Barcelona are going through it....

First of all, it has been 1 year or 52 weeks or 365 days of Armchair Gaffering and we are so glad to have reached this milestone. Thank you to everyone that has supported us along the way! We couldn't have any pyrotechnics in the studio but thankfully there were enough fireworks during the weekend's matches #PremierLeague The North London derby saw #Arsenal take on #Spurs with both clubs on two ve...

Another weekend of #PremierLeague football and another heavyweight clash. No, not #Tottenham vs #Chelsea. No, we're referring to Bouncer vs Armz Korleone. The hottest ticket in town last weekend. A bit like Spurs, the fight did not live up to expectations. After three straight one nil wins, Tottenham have now suffered back to back three nil defeats. Where has it all gone wrong? Elsewhere, #Ronaldo...

We're back with episode 50 of the phenomenon known formally as Armchair Gaffers You would be forgiven for believing that the only thing happening in the #PremierLeague this weekend was the return of Cristiano #Ronaldo thanks to the #ManchesterUnited social media admins posting him an average of once every 30 minutes lol. This was the kind of transfer that dreams are made of and Ronaldo is the kind...

Many are calling it the best transfer window of all time. Many are saying we will never see the likes of it again. A few are saying this is just the tip of the iceberg. Either way, the summer transfer window of 2021 will go down in history as one of the most memorable. The question we want to answer on this week's show is, Who were the winners and losers of the 2021 transfer window. Tune in and ge...

Welcome to our first Final 3rd segment of the 2021/22 campaign. and to be honest, we could've done a lot better but hey, that's how life goes. We're tired, overworked, fatigued, two squad members down and all of the above but we still managed to put something together. This week's show is just a little head to head quiz between Scorcher and Jess and we also look at each club's record signing and t...

We're back with our weekly low budget flight around all the big European leagues and Ligue 1 lol. This week we fill you in with all the goings on the Serie A - where Inter seem to have picked up from where they left off last season. And that's despite losing their main forward, their main right back and their coach, Antonio Conte. But new man Simone Inzaghi looks to be the right man for the job......

What another fantastic week of #PremierLeague action... unless you're an Arsenal fan. We haven't checked the record books but we're confident that this is not only Arsenal's worst ever start to a campaign but also the most embarrassing start to any sports season... EVER! Zero points from a possible 9. Zero goals scored. 9 goals conceded. Hello Darkness My Old Friend should be the walkout music at...