Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!!

Book 7!! Chapters 18 to End!!! The Yeerks are making us gay!! Open-air B&B. One person’s window is another person’s blasthole. Yeerks just want reliable mass transit. The EG(G)S tower. Don’t bring a jetski to a Yeerk pool. Je ne sais Visser. Who is this mysterious 6th animorph? A boy turned into a birb turned into BBQ. A totally normal butthole in a totally normal place. Ms. Paloma’s OnlyFans....

Book 7!!! Chapters 11 - 17!! Taxxon names sound like Velcro. What’s with KA Applegate and salad shooters? A trick of the Visser. Patience, Iago, patience. Is the Ellimist more Werner Herzog or Gilbert Gottfried? Dry scuba diving. Just how OP is the Ellimist? Radical Tobias.  The early Taxxon gets the cockroach. Visser 3’s oral fixation. Ax wants to know: hands on or off? Slash gash and gnash. Did...

Book 7!! Chapters 1- 11!! Are Yeerks cute? Rachel dabbles in xenophobia. Chris has ears shaped like Pennsylvania. Miranda eats Pinocchio’s heart. People want to hear about the piss. Follow the elephants!! A Taste of Tobias… too soon? Tobias= definite eye-shredder. Few-fingered Miranda. The back slopes down. Gap-employee controllers! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com....

Happy Holidays, everyone! We will be back with Book 7 in the new year. We couldn’t not get you nothing… there was probably a less negative way to say that. Anyway here’s a little gift from us to you. Stay warm, fellow Anidorks! <3 <3 <3 @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we&ap...

There's no telling what's in this gift wrapped episode! Go ahead: give the box a shake! It sounds kinda like Five Star Reviews maybe? Then again, it's too heavy to just be that. Maybe it's that sega you wanted with a cart of the newest Sanic or Earthworm James! Only one way to find out! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesd...

Book 6!!! Part 3! (Chapters 19- End) Yeerk traffic jams and pool fellows. The Ax-stasy, the Ax-stasy! Are all Yeerks just Plankton from SpongeBob? Nobody’s too old for the beach!! Hawk swirlies. Price-Cut Polly got fridged.  That age old Controller debate of Method vs Meisner. Don’t yuck the Yeerks’ yum. Silky menace. Jake gets his Visser on. Help us buy Miranda a very tall tombstone. Earth is ext...

Book 6!!! Part 2! (Chapters 11- 18) New Challenger spotted: the dynamic duo Juan and Terri! Basketball is for lovers. What is Chris paying for? Ancient Greece… really!? Enter butt stuff! BigSexyNews.org: the only news that Yeerks. Little Orphan “Annie-morphs”? A wild Mantaur appears. Being a fly is roughly 3x cooler than being a falcon. Chris’s math may not be mathing. “Traveling, Eddy, traveling!...

Book 6!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1- 10) “Wake and Bake” Jake’s interiority complex. Eight pounds of pressure crushes a larynx. Jake takes advantage of an empty house to practice his most penetrating of morphs: the cockroach. A bag of loose guts. The vibrations!! The roach motels!! Kung-fu grips. Tiny clothes for tiny hawks. Tom has masc4masc vibes. The piss goes with. Yay Marco’s dad!! Set Rachel to st...

As we near the end of our first season, we each rank the six Animorphs to see who our consensus favorite is. There are some surprises along the way (Chris factors kill count into their rankings? ), including the fact that we actually manage to agree on some things. Disclaimer: ranking the Animorphs is a silly endeavor! We love all of the Animorphs and thought it would be an interesting exercise to...

Book 5!!! Part 3! (Chapters 17- end) Just morph into seagulls! Gashes aplenty. My mom’s dead, my dad’s a vegetable. Songs that slap and birds that flap. Hork Bajirs are just lizards with knives glued to them. Maybe some Yeerks are bad at acting. Tobias always eats eyes. Chris wants to know if our spirit needs to be broken every book. Eddy wonders why we are still talking about ants. Visser 3 wants...

Book 5!!! Part 2! (Chapters 9-16) Just turn it on! Chapman’s hidey hole. Thank you, Krat’s Creatures. Degrassi, but with ants. We suck cousin blood. Big A. Till the assholes return. KA Applegate is obsessed with fibers. The robust safety rope that is a mother’s love. The world’s smallest Yeerk, playing the world’s smallest violin. Human controllers and assistant principals= bad for property values...

Book 5!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1-8) Marco the adorable rascal battles bandits with bedazzled blades!! Sub tops, dom bottoms, and power tumblers; oh my! Andalites dying of wounds. Eddy wonders aloud if it’s appropriate to ride an Andalite whilst trying to get Chris to admit their non-existent desire to do so; they were simply fearing further admonishment from r/Animorphs!!! Miranda’s concern: where do...

Minisode time!!! Despite Chris's best efforts to fake sick, Eddy ain't buyin' it. The Anidorks are going back to school for another “Edd(y)-utainment” segment.  Miranda gets misty-eyed at the memory of Scholastic Book Fairs of yore. It's a book report on the company responsible for so many a child’s book report-- so meta!!! Back next week with Book 5: The Predator, where we mee...

Book 4!!! Part 3!! (Chapters 18 - End) Enter: Ax! Thumb war with a ghost. How many fingers?! A tail-motivated crew. Visser 3 eats his feelings. Ax, the Aaron Carter of Animorphs. Dainty splashes lightly down into the sea. Mirror wave technology? Maybe Cassie’s always already a little bit morphed.  Tobias was just Rachel’s gateway drug. How’s your war going? What if Marco’s dad suddenly starts wear...

Book 4!! Part 2!  (Chapters 9 - 17) Dolphin time! Hawks wearing watches, squirrels wearing pants. Surrender your human legs. The gang becomes dolphins so they can finally act like kids. Chill out, bird dad! “What do I win? A brand new shark!” Tobias’ weary affection. Pointy is bad. Dolphins flip sharks for fun. God in the form of whale. Prince Elfangor shouldn’t set the vibes without asking. Tiny...

Book 4!!! Part 1!! Chapter 1 - 8! We Animorphs, We happy Animorphs. Almost electrocuted? Technologies antique and Andalite. Tobias the lil’ heap makes a lil’ thud. Marco so fragile. Grip it by husk! Suspicious footprints on the beach don’t impress-uh Chris much. Dracon beams vs regular human guns. The trauma queue. Freshwater fish-kids drowning in salt water sea foam. Visser 3 is a bad boss. Lawye...

We finished book 3!!! So now we're taking some time to read the lovely reviews you've left us. We also talk about The Witches of Eastwick and Hocus Pocus because it's apparently that time of year.  See you next week when we start book 4!!! -xoxo @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 5 star review and we'll r...

Book 3!! Part 2!!!! (chapters 12-end) Tobias’ adorable drawer bed. I like it when it scurries. Fuzzy slippers take the edge off. The one good Taxxon.  A small human who can fly. Flopping school of fish in the tubes from Chuckie Cheese. Tobias does a kill; Tobias misses capitalism. You’re my friend, Mister Hawk: The Rachel Story. Price-Cut Polly symbolizes great deals. A huggable hawk. Jake has big...

Book 3!! Part 1!!! (chapters 1-11) Chris reads (and hears!!) the opening for the first time. Enter Dealin’ Dan and  Price-Cut Polly Herself! Tusks as long as children!! Hot thermal action!!! Go hug a robin. The gang talks about gender. aWOOOoooYOWYOWooooo. The baby wolf fetus inside us all. @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a...

We’ve finished Book 2!! To make sure Miranda and Chris have been paying attention, Eddy’s prepared a pop quiz. It’s the showdown you’ve all been waiting for! Who will win? Who’s the better sibling? Who’s Eddy’s favorite?! Find out tonight on Surviv– I mean, Anidorks!!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 5 star review and we&...

Book2!!! Part 3!!! Chapters 16 - End! Infiltrating the Chapmans: part 2. Jake and Rachel play 10 words or less. An Andalite a day keeps the doctors away. Taxxon-omy. Jake the coward. Rachel blooms a hand. Yeerks can’t Yeerk cats.  Love,  Fluffers @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the...

Book 2!!! Part 2!!! Chapters 10 - 16! It’s all there in his urine for anyone to read. Rachel discovers her new gender (Clint Eastwood) with her newfound cat powers while infiltrating the sound-stage of the new hit sitcom “My Two Yeerks”. What Yeerk century is it again? Brevity is meow! It’s time to wake up and smell your inner Yeerk. Math is REAL!!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anido...

Book 2!!! Part 1!!!  (Chapters 1 - 9) Crack a Truly! Jake the Himbo. Teens with guns, underage drinking, and bullet-time birds. Rachel lies to everyone. Chubby Little Ball of Fur!! The questionable circumstances of Marco’s mom’s disappearance. And petting other people’s cats without asking!!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us...

Next week, we are back with book 2! In the meantime, enjoy this– um, let’s call it an “Edd(y)-utainment” segment about red-tailed hawks. Brought to you by Eddy’s Inner 5th-Grader. Here’s the video version we promised on our YOUTUBE CHANNEL ! If you watch the video there, you can see all of the fanart Miranda and Chris described in the podcast and decide for yourself if the font color is black, aub...

Book 1!! Part 4!!! Chapter 19 - Finish Slapstick at the Gardens. Yeerks cavorting! I got that top at Marshall's!!! (It has pockets.) The gang starts murdering . Chekhov’s Yeerk Pool. Visser 3’s dainty paws. Target practice! And what’s with that hole in the top of the Yeerk base? @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 5 star...