America's Asses: A Galcast

In this episode Nikki covers Ms. Marvel episode 4. The Ladies are super excited about their Girls Weekend, Jamie barely survived work, Nikki tells us about her drunken mass transit escapades, 911 was called and Alyssa has nothing going on in particular. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast Instagram https://www.instagram.com/...

Due to Nikki and her family going on their summer vacation this week, we were not able to meet up to record. We hope you enjoy one of our favorite past episodes from early on. ***WARNING*** NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18. This week the ladies talk pick up lines. Specifically, Marvel themed pick up lines that would work on Alyssa. Join Jamie as she hilariously takes Nikki and Alyssa through s...

Unfortunately we were not able to meet up to record this week. Because Life! We hope you enjoy one of our favorite past episodes from early on. In this episode Alyssa quizzes Jamie and Nikki on Marvel quotes. Let just say it didn’t go according to plan. BUT, on the plus side, Mr. Big and Little Big make cameos! Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com...

In this episode Jamie covers Ms. Marvel episode 3. The ladies FINALLY went to a movie theater. Jamie and Alyssa saw what you would expect them to see. Where as Nikki, not so much. But it was still a special theater outing for her. Jamie and Alyssa have quite a few freaky sister moments this episode. And boy howdy!!!!!!!!! The ladies’ are coming in hot with the tid-bits, questions for clarity &...

In this episode Alyssa covers Ms. Marvel episode 2. The ladies think that the Scar-Jafar lady is super sketch. Jamie, the Rebel, tells us how she got her professor to remember her name. Nikki talks about how badass The Princess is, & Eagle eye Alyssa caught a tiny detail that the rest of us missed. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasasse...

A LOT has happened in the last few weeks. The ladies will get you all caught up with their life’s antics. Let’s just say that Big Mama #2 and Big Papa #1 are the last ones standing in the AAGC family. In this episode Nikki covers episode 1 of Ms. Marvel. Jamie and Nikki welcome Alyssa to the club, Super Jamie saves a dog, and Nikki’s wearing black on the 4th. Socialize with us on our socials. You...

In this episode Alyssa reviews MCU secrets. It’s a quickie folks. Like bathroom chinnanagins at a wedding kind of quickie. Let’s just say that Nikki is TRULY one of America’s Asses! She had some technical difficulty recording. But, it’s still a funny episode. The ladies finally plan their birthday weekend, Jamie is proud of her amazing tan line, Alyssa has her dad wrapped around her finger, and Ni...

In this episode Jamie covers the season finale of Moon Knight. Nikki can not think of a single scenario where farts are NOT funny, Alyssa prefers lefty Twix, and Thor is making Jamie’s quim quiver.  Note: We will not be recording next week. So we’ll see you all on May 12th. Love you 3000 Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalc...

In this Ass Set, the ladies discuss their predictions for the last episode of Moon Knight. With special guests, Mr. Big, Little Big, Mr. Z & Ms. C (Mrs. Z)    NOTE: This was previously recorded before any of us saw episode 6 of Moon Knight. Some of us were WAY OFF BASE. But some of us hit the nail on the head! Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www...

In this episode, Nikki covers Moon Knight episode 5. As hard as this episode was to watch and cover, It did explain a hell of a lot. Alyssa came back to the US as a bronzed goddess, Nikki wants to know what that movie was with Ethan Hawke where he makes a space ship out of a Tilt-A-Whirl, Jamie describes (in great detail) the cons of sweating, and the ladies are flinging out movie quotes left and...

In this episode, Alyssa and Nikki tag team Moon Knight Episode 4. Jamie is the cutest little Hulka-Maniac EVER, Alyssa loves that chicken from Popeye’s but her gallbladder doesn’t, and Nikki’s just a broad from the south side of Chicago trying to do her best. Reminder: Recording is sporadic for the Moon Knight series this time around due to ….Well, LIFE. The ladies will be covering the entire seri...

In this episode Alyssa does a fantastic recap of Moon Knight Ep.3. Nikki has fond memories of Polo Sport, Alyssa is pissed that she doesn’t know a passport forger, and Apparently Jamie’s in a Short King Spring relationship. Who knew there was a name for it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Reminder: Recording is sporadic for the Moon Knight series this time around due to ….Well, LIFE. The ladies will be covering the en...

In this episode Nikki recaps Moon Knight Ep.2. It’s been a long hard lent and Alyssa is thankful for being able to finally eat sugar again. Jamie cracks a few open and Nikki can’t stop dreaming about sweaty Oscar Issac. Because, you know, he’s attainable.   BTW: Recording is sporadic for the Moon Knight series this time around due to ….Well, LIFE. The ladies will be covering the entire series...

In this episode Jamie recaps the first episode of Moon Knight. Alyssa thinks that there are too many Stevens in the MCU. Nikki defiantly knows that if Arthur judged her she’s getting the life sucked out of her and Jamie has the cutest sneezes ever. Full discloser: The ladies had some technical difficulties this episode. But they did their best to work with it. Please don’t forget to Like us. Love...

In this episode Nikki recaps the latest Dr. Strange trailer. This episode has everything. There’s tattoo talk. There’s cake talk. And there’s mystical cow talk. The ladies make their Birthday plans & Jamie proves what a bad ass she truly is. Alyssa is headed to Mexico and just when we forgot, Nikki reminds us all that she is STILL the village idiot. A very special thanks goes out to Matt Pearl...

In this episode Alyssa quizzes everyone on Marvel Relationship nicknames. The Bigs joins the ladies for a riveting game of Who’s a Dumb Ass?  Nikki schools Little Big on Barbra Streisand, Mr. Big  explains SnewSnew, Jamie’s “got nothing,” and Little Big has the biggest brain out of all of us.   Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/a...

In this episode Jamie covers Marvel couples who have yet to make it into the MCU. Nikki has a BIG BEEF with Alyssa, Jamie tells us how she would have sex in outer space in the name of science, and Sweet Baby Angle Alyssa is currently taking applications for guys who can make their boobies dance. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesag...

In this episode Nikki covers the top 10 comic book easter eggs in Hawkeye. Alyssa explains why she still has a beef with her parents. ($1 Barbie Doll dress vs. Lego kits) Nikki is confused as to what people do in order to have a reason for elbow patches. And Jamie is the big sister everyone’s afraid of. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/america...

In this first episode of 2022, Alyssa tries to inspire Jamie and Nikki with inspirational MCU quotes. Jamie and Nikki were totally inspired. But they’re dumb asses left Alyssa UNINSPIRED! Also, the Rona infiltrated 2/3 of America’s Asses. Of course our Sweet Baby Angel, Alyssa escaped the wrath of Omicron. That’s because she’s a better human than Nikki or Jamie. Happy 2022 everyone! Socialize with...

In this last episode of 2021 the ladies discuss the top holiday Marvel comics. The ladies give us their first initial impression of Hawkeye & Jamie makes the best birthday cake ever! Alyssa tells us about Puppy Chow & Nikki made a big investment. Thank you all for your constant support throughout this year. We love you all 3000. See you in 2022. Socialize with us on our socials. You can fi...

In this episode the ladies discuss their favorite bad ass bitches of the MCU. Complete with honorable mentions from “EVERYBODY.” Alyssa explains the art of going pee at the movie theater, Jamie tells us all about her “shower Thoughts”, and Nikki has a hill to die on. Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/americasassesagalcast Instagram https://www....

In this episode, Alyssa quizzes Mr. Big and Nikki as well as Little Big and Jamie on their knowledge of their spouses’ Marvel likes and dislikes. It’s a battle between couples. Or is it a battle between Jamie and everyone else? Nikki and Mr. Big make their elevator pitch for the romcom “De Udder Christmas Ago” (TM), Jamie clearly is a listener (or a stalker. It’s a toss up) and Little Big can admi...

In this episode, as the ladies are eating ALL the Halloween candy, Jamie enlightens us about the complicated relationship between Marvel and Disney. Alyssa tells us about her cocktail weenie fingers, Nikki gives us a quick history lesson about Pirate Radio, and all Jamie remembers is being too sick to meet Roger Rabbit.    Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook ht...

It’s Spooky Ookey Halloween! In this week’s episode Nikki talks with the ladies about Scott Allen’s cbr.com article entitled “The 10 Times Marvel Dabbled In Horror” Alyssa finally realizes how dumb the Twilight series is and Jamie (or Natcho1397, as we like to call her) is strictly a zombie girl.     Socialize with us on our socials. You can find us on… Facebook https://www.facebook.com/...

Alyssa takes the reins this week as she tells us about her and Jamie’s experience at the largest exhibition celebrating the Marvel Universe at Chicago’s MSI. (Museum of Science and Industry) It’s a museum of SCIENCE… and… INDUSTRY ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Anywho… In this episode Alyssa explains what 31 looks like, Nikki LOVE LOVE LOVES her new job, and Jamie is utterly fascinated by Marvel’s costuming.   &...