All Serious Subjects

Get ready for a great episode of the All Serious Subjects podcast! Adam and John explore bizarre baby names like Ray Farty and Ninja Egg Salad—social media’s funniest name fails. Discover the Clean Camper Bidet, the ultimate RV camping upgrade for stress-free boondocking. We also imagine Gaza as a hipster paradise with cat cafes and rubble amusement parks. Enjoy laughs, bidet reviews, and satire o...

Youtube really hated the fact that we watched a video and cut this thing down but here in all its audio glory, the full episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John give you sweet sweet Sharia Love.

The military is invading your thoughts and it's doing it by appealing to the inner gooner. #egirls are now in the military trying their breast to get you to enlist. There is also a new AI chat bot in town. Elon Musk and xAI have shot up the leaderboards and now Grok is on top. Foor how long? who knows, but it's better than the other ones in my experience since it allows you to goof around. Also Sy...

Adam and John get serious this episode and talk the "reasons" behind the Luka Doncic trade, watch Glorilla videos, and chat with AI in this episode. All that and more on the latest and greatest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podast.

Trump is launching crypto meme coins and pardoning people. A very interesting start to his second term. John and Adam fill you in and fill you up with all the latest news and the most serious of subjects on this weeks episode of the All Serious Subjects podcast.

California is burning down. Fire sale in the real estate sector in the LA metro area. What else do you follow that with? Burt (fishtank season 3 winner and known gay sex worker) outs Connor (fishtank season 3 freeloader and quoted saying "I'm not cool with any gay sh*t") as someone that gets pegged on the reg by T girl sex workers. Not judging, it's just intersting. All this and more on the latest...

Where do the subjects go when the serious has left the station? Our top scientists investigating this issue have found evidence that they hibernate inside the ears of eccentric, cool, and totally stylish listeners of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Now press play already and start doing TikTok dances with us.

Those of us at the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast do not condone the haphazard consumption of an irresponsible amount of uninspected man meat. However, we do recognize the dedication, iron will, and S-tier gag-reflex needed to accomplish such silly goosery. That being said, godspeed, and always remember to spit on that thang.

What happens when you're enjoying a typical night over at the pad with the boys and all of a sudden Kyle walks through the dude den door wearing a set of authentic 18th century Provencal undergarments, opaque and as ornate as a tea time doily? I can't explain what came over me, it was as if I was possessed by Beelzebub himself. I shan't recount the acts I committed towards Kyle, my beloved bro. In...

This episode is mostly John recapping fishtank live to Adam, but it's the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Enjoy

The Christian Conservative Podcast is here (CCP) from the All Serious Subjects (ASS). Adam and John are the podcast saviors no one asked for.

You feel that right? I feel Mike Tyson's presences. His tongue on my not homosexual rim. Whispering sweet something's into my ear, and calling me gay. But he was the one to invite me over to dinner and into those silk sheets. He's the one that pulled me in tight to let me know he cared, but yet he calls me gay...what give? John and Adam give, they give back to the community by doing illegal street...

The time is now, the place is here, and the podcast is the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Don't you hate stepping on a hard L like a rake in a cartoon. Don't you hate those people that you hate like that lady at your work that is extra nosey for seemingly no reason. I mean there was the one time got caught by her vaping in the hallway. Boss didn't seem to care too much, but she just has it ou...

Walking through the streets is tough. You could encounter anything out there, but you should stay inside. You're fragile. Stay safe and listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast

It was a bright and early Saturday morning. The Tuesdays were at 9, the Poopy was Dickums, and, god damn it, why are all the alley children making an offering to Beelzebub? This isn't Ekron. This is the All Serious Subjects Podcast (ASS) and today we're going to get INTERPOL on our boy butts with all these sickeningly serious Talibanese subjects we're piloting towards those ears of yours. Also Cle...

The back are boys and ever than better. I smell toast, but still think you should press play. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is here to fill the void of your father's approval. We know it doesn't completely do it, but in this case it's the thought that counts. Also I started a credit card in your name if that's cool. They gave a credit limit of $6,000 so I spent that on a sick VR setup to...

Line 'em up. The boys are back and serious. That's right, Adam and John brought you another episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, even though you never asked for it. No one really ever did. We just forced this thing up on youtube and podcast platforms in the hope for the validation our parents never gave us.

I can't read any of this. What's even going on? Oh yea, The dictator John is here and his lackey Adam and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is back. None of this makes sense. Listen anyways or you let them win.

The time for the Presidential debaters are here. and the decision is made for you because the incumbent dropped out almost immediately after hearing how bussin' his opponent is. The ballots should be cast as soon as you hear this message so rush to the polls and vote for freaky friday and lesbian monster trucks. Or at least that's what they want you to think. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast...

It's a day to remember and a deal to never forget. 2 whole footlong subs for just $9.11!?!? Can you believe it? I haven't seen such a deal since the British invaded in 1812. The deal of a lifetime on trucks as well, and Nate is the hook up. Also the Us presidential debate recap, but the worst recap ever. All this and more on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, where Adam and John's stupidity h...

The answers are here and a g*n will change the battle dynamic significantly between bears and gorillas. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has you, you can rest easy knowing Adam and John have your back and you interests in mind.

As the walls close in and your sense of reality wavers, you’ll grapple with the maddening details of this hyper-realistic showroom. Just when you think you’ve deciphered the path to freedom, the twist reveals that your entrapment was nothing more than a vivid hallucination. Join us as we unravel the surreal experience of IKEA’s design deception, blending what you thought was and what you think is....