All Aboard for Hell

How does Ann celebrate her 37th orbit of the earth? By contributing to the delinquency of the youth, of course!

Paul and Ann remember where they were, and what they were doing, when the world they knew got upended. Never forget.

Paul and Ann regress to childhood to rekindle the biggest playground rivalry: Marvel, or DC? (Plot twist: it was Image Comics all along!)

We interrupt your regularly scheduled debauchery with hot-takes on a hot topic: Mr. Trump's mugshot! It's like the Brady Bunch, but with felons.

Life is all about choices. In our case, all the choices are bad. Join Paul and Ann as they determine which has a sterner stomach and a softer heart!

"You never forget your first." In this case, we don't forget the first celebrities that propelled us into puberty. Listen while we wax poetic about the stars of cinema and television that made our hearts hammer a little harder, and made harder--you know what, not going there...

Many years ago, an album blessed the airwaves and brought us iconic anthems of late-2010s music: listen as we speak now about Speak Now (Taylor's Version); in other words, Ann and Romina fangirl right the heck out, and Paul just kind of ... exists. (Forgive him, folks, he almost died of COVID and as we know, a symptom of long COVID is having no taste.)

There's a certain caliber of dummy in this world who just cannot take good advice: your dimwit cousin who sells Amway and invests in crypto, your yet dumber aunt who got roped into MLM, and then there's the cream of the crappy crop: anti-vaxxers. Sit with us for an hour while we trash them and the negative impact they've had on society!

In this one, we sit with a dear, sweet friend who came to America from far-flung Ukraine; her name is Olga. For the next hour and a half, listen to her experience of the American Dream--coming to these shores, finding friends, and then eventually ending up with some Battlestar Galactica nerds she met in Philadelphia. (Us, it's us, she met us!)

Paul is inching nearer to 40, so, what do we do? Celebrate his 37th birthday by saying mean things to him! (Let's be honest, he needs his ego checked more than most folks do.)

An abuser, a liar, and a misogynist walk into a bar. "My God," the barman says, "it's the Pope!" Don't worry, we dunk on all the Abrahamic faiths and a few of the Eastern ones too. (We're desperately trying to get on the naughty list, aren't we?)

"I know these scumbags aren't about to talk about Harry Potter." Why yes, yes they are! Ann and Paul talk about the impact of the Wizarding World on their adolescence, their adulthood, and the absolute betrayal thereof by She Who Must Not be Named! Stick around, it'll be magical.

Summer is here, and that means one thing: the increased temperature is a premonition of pandemonium yet to come as the world spirals the drain in an inescapable heat death. But before that happens, we have time to keep ourselves distracted from certain doom, so! In this one, the sinners debate Disney versus Six Flags. (It's basically Coke versus Pepsi, but with screaming and rollercoasters.)

Hello, heathens! In this episode, the trio discuss what they consider essential to surviving on a desert island. Not to be confused with a dessert island, which Paul was kind of hoping for...

What do cameras, VCRs, and the Internet have in common? They were all driven by the adult film industry. Naturally, it's an industry we love! Sit a spell and hear us pontificate about the P-Word, and you can bet your last buck it ain't "Pennsylvania". Duos episode featuring Ann and Paul!

Welcome to the inaugural episode of "All Aboard for Hell", where good friends have bad conversations and welcome you to join them. In this episode, our heroes ruminate about the past, how they met, and how they have somehow accelerated each other's spiraling descent into everlasting perdition. Join us!