A Novel Console

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne blow out Read N Plays with 5 books and 5 games each. They finally cover books and games they've been reading and playing for a long time, like Divine Rivals and Power Rangers for the SNES. Karradyne talks about enjoying The Ashes and the Star-Cursed King, and Chris geeks out over Super Space Club on Steam. Afterwards, they end the show with so...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne try a hot sauce sent in by honorary ANC 4th Member Burgerchamp. They toss around the idea of doing a giveaway for their Discord's one year anniversary and highlight Pikmin 4. They then get into a general discussion of Disney's Illusion Island in a brand new segment - Only Plays. They end the show with a triple Gorbage from Taco Bell, Kung...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris is joined by ANC Honorary Member, Thrak, to talk about Gears of War 4. They talk about Kate being cool, Del being the best character in the game, JD being a disappointment and Marcus despising him. Listen to this spoilerful conversation about a game that does not get enough respect.  Listen to The 3DO Experience here: https://open.spotify.com/show/45rDCTV4GQhQVh...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris is joined by one his closest friends, Kiko, to talk about Star Wars Jedi Survivor. They talk about the massive highs of the game, the very forgivable lows, how the combat can be improved for the next entry, and spoilers of the major plot points of the game. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole Instag...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are back with after a two-week break with a surprisingly fine taste test and their thoughts on Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Karradyne watches her first AMV while Chris feels like he's going insane remembering cookies from his childhood. Afterwards, Karradyne travels with a tea monk and a robot when she gives Chris a class on A Psalm for the...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris is still on his birthday binge, so he released this Patreon episode on the regular feed! He is joined by honorary ANC members Burgerchamp and Thrak. They discuss Gears of War Judgement, retro gaming, Xbox 360, the red ring of death and much more on this very fun and lengthy episode!  You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitt...

This week on on A Novel Console, Chris nad Karradyne take the week off to celebrate Chris's birthday and the 4th of July! On this special Games and Stuff preview, Chris is joined by Rick from Pixel Project Radio to discuss the very unique game, To the Moon. They talk about end-of-life care, altering memories, and real world products in the game. Afterwards, they discuss series blind spots, mu...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne finish off the Burgerchamp snacks taste testIng! Afterwards, Chris gives Karradyne a class on Tears of the Kingdom for one of the annual weeks of Zelda. He breaks down his opinion on how the game plays, how sexy Ganon is, and tells Karradyne why he dislikes Sidon so much. They end the episode with an awesome chicken finger lunch from Guthrie's...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce the winners of the Backlog of Doom, Pt. 9. They do another taste test of both Hot Habanero and Dill Pickle chips sent in by Burgerchamp! Afterwards, Karradyne talks thirsty vampires in The Witch and the Vampire, a donut-y, gay romance in The Dos and Donuts of Love, and the third entry in a STEM romance series, Love, Theoretically. Chris al...

This week on A Novel Console, Karradyne talks about her new t-shirt and bookmark endeavor and how to win a Kindle Paperwhite! She then chastises Chris for hiding monkeys on her bookshelves and the Duggar family for being horrible. The duo is surprised by a box of treats from Burgerchamp, and they have a taste-test on the show! Afterwards, Karradyne gets vampired up when she talks about The Serpent...

On this Games and Stuff episode, Chris is joined by Burgerchamp for a full-blown, very spoilerful episode on Resident Evil 4 Remake. They talk welcome changes, how the characters feel, gameplay, and much more on this special episode! Sign up for our Patreon for more episodes like this! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole Instagram: @a...

On this week’s episode of A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne give updates on Hell Bent and Jedi Survivor. Chris remembers buying his first HDTV, and Karradyne chats about her weekend away. Afterwards, they open the gates to the Backlog of Doom and summon 5 new sacrifices each for Patreon Patron voting! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelco...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by Chris's childhood friend, Kiko. They talk about Soulsborne games, reading being for nerds, and the perfect burrito. They jump into lightspeed as they save or doom the galaxy when they take on Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and honorary ANC member, Thrak, play through the first 3 Gears of War games, and instead of talking about those games, they talk about literally everything else. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anovelconsole Instagram: @anovelconsole Patreon.com/anovelconsole Other Streaming Platforms: anovelconsole.carrd.co...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by Karradyne's younger brother, Haynes. They talk Hunger Games, Red Dead Redemption, and Mellow Mushroom having surprisingly good wings. Afterwards, they tear apart Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi. They talk about what works, what doesn’t, and poke tons of fun. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovel...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about underestimating a day trip to Savannah, GA. They then taste-test the new Hot Mustard and Tangy Ketchup Doritos and are pleasantly surprised. Afterwards, Chris and Karradyne battle the Confederacy of Independent Systems when they talk about Genndy Tartakovsky's Star Wars: Clone Wars. They end the show with brunch with friends at The...

On this week’s episode of A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about the harrowing experience that was moving, how different Georgia is from Florida, and Karradyne's improving mental health. The two then break down the entire third season of The Mandalorian and share their thoughts on each episode! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/anov...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by their third ANC Honorary Member, Thrak. They talk books they're reading (even Chris) and games they're playing (even Karradyne). Then Chris loses it over the Gobblers when Thrak and Karradyne dissect The Golden Compass. Afterwards, Karradyne is appalled by scrotum monkeys when Chris and Thrak punch god in the face while play...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne share life-changing news and have the worst candy taste test yet. Then, Karradyne is bored to death by the worst book she's attempted to read in a long time when she talks about The Guinevere Deception. Afterwards, Chris bludgeons his enemies with a giant key when he unwittingly creates what the evil doers wants as he finishes Kingdom Hearts....

This week on A Novel Console, Karradyne is out of town, so Chris finds a lost episode in which he and Karradyne talk about all the books and games they read and beat in 2022. They gush over their favorites and talk smack about the ones they disliked. Sit back and enjoy these almost 2 hours of non-stop talking! You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitter.com/an...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris tells Karradyne about a not-so-upsetting Kirby fact, and they taste test energy drinks and a chocolate bar that have been sitting on Chris's desk for two years. Then, Karradyne gets annoyed at Chris while she talks about Legends & Lattes, Us Against You , and Hello Stranger. Chris talks about Fire Emblem Engage, Wanted: Dead, and Atomic Heart. You can c...

On this year's final Middle-earth March episode, Chris and Karradyne run a short Read-n-Plays during the intro. Chris talks about how much he enjoyed The Callisto Protocol and how perfect Resident Evil 4 Remake is compared to its predecessor. Then, Karradyne talks about Covid facts in The Quarantine Princess Diaries and vampire sexy time from King of Battle and Blood. Afterwards, Chris gives...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne return after a week off with a lot things to talk about. They announce the Backlog of Doom winners, talk about the band Ghost, the Brendan Fraser classic, The Mummy, and have a Snapple Elements taste test! Then, Karradyne talks about a lot of changes between the creation and release of The Hobbit when she reads The History of the Hobbit, and Chris...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by Dave Jackson from Tales from the Backlog! They talk amazing Korean eats, Bloodborne and the amount of patience needed to read a Stephen King book. Then, Chris, Karradyne, and Dave jump into a discussion about Lord of the Rings. Dave brings up some very spicy hot takes and Karradyne suffers, while Chris holds his precious and makes jok...

This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about WB's new plans for the LOTR franchise. They then talk about books and games they’ve been reading and playing with a spoiler here and there. Chris talks way too much about Star Fox this week. They end the show with an expedited Gorbage from Aussie Grill. You can contact us at: anovelconsole@gmail.com Facebook.com/anovelconsole Twitte...