A Kettle and Some String

Space loop! Glass floor! Dave is trapped in the TARDIS with the exterior in the interior. What will he make of Moffat sex jokes and Rory dropping his thermocoupling?

Magna Carta! King John! War song! Dave and Si land during a medieval joust in 1215. What will they make of James Stoker's disguise, French accents and Gerald Flood having a ball?

The Monk! Saxons! Gramophone! Dave and Lucy land in 1066 Northumbria where someone has put a canon on a clifftop. What will they make of Peter Butterworth brilliance, gratuitous violence and changing history?

Odd villagers! Android Sarah! Rhino surgeons! Dave and Dan land in Devesham with a craving for ginger pop. What will they make of nagging Chedaki, random Kraal countdowns and that eye patch?

Pirate treasure riddle! Barbed hook! Smuggling ring! Dave and Jason land in 17th century Cornwall with no revenue men in sight. What will they make of a stupid Squire, gorgeous locations and Australian censors?

Sinister landlord! Wooden woman! Creaky house! Dave and Jim move to a new 6 bedroom place after some viewings. What will they make of script choices, creepy crawlies and a David Suchet masterclass?

Killer Christmas tree! Blood control! Robot Santas! Dave, along with Nathan and Joe, crash at the Powell Estate at Christmas. What will they make of Klingon aliens, magnificent Jackie and a showdown on defending Earth?

Edwardian racing yacht! Guardians! Dangerous jewels! Dave and Si are sent to The Shadow and a race for Enlightenment. What will they make of creepy officers, various cackles and Leee John being a pirate?

Ice volcanoes! Sticky plants! Invisible locals! Dave and Mark are sent to the jungle of Spiridon. What will they make of comatose Doctors, Thal leadership skills and a pimped up Dalek supreme?

Red corpses! Prehistoric parasite! Paternoster antics! Dave and Luke are sent to Victorian Yorkshire and a new town called Sweetville. What will they make of a jokey sontaran, randy Matt Smith and nutty villains? Luke's brilliant blog can be found here: https://insidethepandorica637432304.wordpress.com/ check it out! 🙂

Pods! Green cathedral! Amelia Ducat! The randomiser sends Dave and Daniel to Antarctica and then to a rather lovely estate in England. What will they make of silly scientists, the crusher machine and a stiff upper lip butler?

Swampies! Giant Squid! Orbital shots! The randomiser sends Dave and Mark to a swamp on the third moon of Delta Magna. What will they make of death by the seventh holy ritual, refinery pipes and Tom Baker being wonderful? 

Belgium! Decorative vegetable! Dave is sent by the randomiser to two TARDIS' merging and two Doctor's with brainy specs meeting up. What will he make of Doctor Doctor banter and desktop themes?

Water thieves! The tribe of the free! Andromedan robots! The randomiser sends Dave and Jason to The Doctor's trial and a trip to Ravalox. What will they make of a more relaxed Doctor and Peri, tribe names and displaced planets?

Apple Grass! Cat Nuns! Human Lab Rats! The first place the randomiser sends Dave is the year Five Billion and 23 and a trip to New Earth. What will he make of The Doctor and Rose love, Billie's appearance and David Tennant's first full episode out of bed?