A hora milagrosa

"It was an abortion, Michael." Hank Azaria shares the origins of his many voices, aspirations for his Bruce Springsteen cover band, and what he hopes will happen in the Chiefs-Texans game because he won't watch it until he gets on the treadmill later today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"H2H Matter. Miami in!" With the Miami Hurricanes making the College Football Playoff, Inter Miami winning the MLS Cup, and the Cyclones earning their way to a title game this upcoming Friday, Dan did the only thing he could: leave Miami for New York to co-host the Local Hour with Pablo Torre. At least he's not doing this from East Texas A&M. Today's cast: Dan, Pablo, Zaslow, Amin, Roy, Jeremy...

Deshaun Watson returns to practice for the Cleveland Browns. Daniel Jones continues to battle a fractured fibula. And first place on the line in AFC North (Steelers vs. Ravens), the AFC South (Colts vs. Jaguars) and the NFC North (Bears vs. Packers). So much drama! Thankfully, we have Sports Illustrated NFL Staff Writer Matt Verderame to walk us through the Top Six NFL Games of Week 14. Then Pro B...

The Hockey Show returns after Thanksgiving, the day every hockey team determines whether or not they will make the Playoffs. That leaves the Panthers currently out of the picture, and Roy, David, and Ethan break down the brutal stretch they have found themselves in recently. Plus, weird injuries continue to pile up around the league, and there are real concerns about whether the Olympic hockey are...

"Thank you for playing." Zaslow searches for Valentine's Day advice as the crew learns that The Village People are still kickin', discusses the majestic 2007 Houston Rockets, and hears the story of Dan and Greg sharing a motel room. Also, Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! MATTHEW BERRY! MATTHEW BEEERRRRRYYYYYYY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I've put together all the great lists!" Ol' Garlic Bread stops by to discuss NFL storylines heading into Week 14, but he ends up berating Mike for being a member of the gilded class and spiraling as Dan berates HIM for his false starts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And Roy." We've got a ton of pomp and circumstance to celebrate Tom Bogert joining the show ahead of the World Cup Draw, but the show's general behavior has Mike Ryan feeling like his foot was blown off by a propane tank. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, Tom, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy Corben welcomes Emilio Gonzalez, one of Miami's mayoral candidates, to state his case for the city's upcoming runoff election. Plus, Billy give an update on Monique Pardo-Pope, the daughter of a Neo-Nazi serial killing corrupt cop, who is currently a Miami Beach commission candidate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's 'Break a Pool Stick' time." JuJu has an idea to fix College Football, a moment of excitement for his Bills, and an update to a day full of polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I wish you were dead." Peter Burns almost died in front of Greg Sankey and shares the details of his experience that led him toward a lifetime** of better behavior. Then, he gives Mike Ryan a reason to be glad he's alive. **2 weeks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"WE HAVE TO WRAP, TONY." Welcome to one of the more unhinged moments in the modern history of The Dan Le Batard Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you ever traded someone out of pettiness?" David has a strong take on Giannis Antetokounmpo... and movies... and Kyle Tucker... and remorse... and Chris Cote's intelligence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Heat took the Bucks' soul." A deep dive into Greg Cote's habit of falling asleep on the beach on the Fourth of July, a suspiciously well-timed injury for Giannis, and Zaslow misses an "s." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For 20 years, Chuck Todd has been a ubiquitous face of politics in the United States, most visibly as the host of Meet the Press through the Obama, Trump, and Biden administrations. Now, as traditional media struggles to keep up with the digital age, he's left it behind. On South Beach Sessions, Chuck unwraps the influence of his father on his career - that's where his love of politics (and sports...

"Is there anything wrong with being a punter?" JuJu is here with his Top 10 Disloyal Moves In Sports History That He Can Think Of. He also updates the polls and is willing to listen to constructive criticism from the fans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, you CAN say asshole?" Charlie Berens is Midwest Nice, and he's here in Florida for his latest tour and to explain to us why he stands out like a sore thumb, for cryin' out loud. Plus, Giannis... something happening there? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Let'ssssss seeeeee heeerrreeee..." Dan and Mike try to get Jess to admit she's scared for her Notre Dame Fighting Irish, Penn State continues to Crumbl at the seams, and a deep dive into the latest "who-done-it." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm a bit of a loser? You son of a b****." Nick Wright wants to discuss anything OUTSIDE of the Kansas City Chiefs, but instead, Dan badgers him into sharing his thoughts and a sympathy text from Nacho Barbero. Also, Nick calls Zas a liar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're making it up as they go along... OH, SHUT UP!" Greg Cote is tardy, but he's ready to discuss the Inter Miami Pink Birds, who are set to square off with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Also, Mike Ryan and the Canes fans in the room are jubilant as they're prepared to jump Notre Dame after the conference title games, and Jeremy is furious on behalf of BYU. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

Keyonte George had a performance so rough that even the backboard filed emotional distress. Juju Gotti & Trysta Krick break down the carnage possession by possession and ask: Is this the worst game of his career… or just the beginning of the Jazz Pain Cycle? Then they pivot to the OKC Thunder, who may or may not be trolling the entire NBA by being this good, this young, and this annoying to gu...

"The Bears are better than Mississippi State." Greg and Dan each won an award, and they're equally honored. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You really are Scooby-Doo." Lucy is here to talk about the Ole Miss student body's freedom at their pilates classes, a fake Kiffin dog, and a Turkey Trot prank. Then, Marty Smith joins us to discuss his time LITERALLY chasing down Lane Kiffin, a task Dan seems to think made him sad for some reason, and shares all the details before he makes Mike Ryan dance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

"That's a manly descent." How are we in December and still don't know who will win the College Football Playoff, Super Bowl, or Heisman? How did Dillon Brooks get so good? How did Tony's Top 5 become Canes propaganda? How did Dan piss off former Dolphins Tight End Jed Weaver? How did Mike find four coaches who look more like Santa than Bob Wylie? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...

"I knew of a little boy once who fell off one of those jumpy jumps..." Dianna is abandoning her family for Christmas just because she has an incredible opportunity to work as the sideline reporter for the Netflix Christmas Day game between the Lions and Vikings. Is she a selfish jerk? Is she going to lose her husband and kids? Her mom sure thinks so. Also, NFL topics galore including the coaching...

"I will die for this program if I have to." After the self-loathing UM alumnus Dan Le Batard accuses Mike Ryan, the chair of the Division of Competitive Hostilities in the University of Miami's Department of War, of threatening to fight an old man, Mike explains why Dan's lack of ball-knowing may cost the show an interview with 5-Star General Mario Cristobal. Also, Roy is John Tesh, and Greg got l...