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"How do you clean your asshole?" Dan wanted a "bigger and better" breakdown of Ole Miss vs. Miami, so we went and got a guest from Mississippi. Tig Notaro is here to weigh in on Zaslow's airplane conundrum and her total disregard for caring about pop culture. Plus, a breakdown of the Trae Young trade and a new song imploring Stephen Ross to hire John Harbaugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

"Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant." Roy and Jeremy have made competing Fake Pregame Show introductions, but Dan wants it BIGGER! Also, while Zas is ready to complain about his flight to the Peach Bowl, we receive breaking news he's been waiting for over the last 50 days: Mike McDaniel is OUT as Dolphins coach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know the question I am about to ask." The show gets so stuck in the mud that Dan REQUESTS the Magic Crate of Content. And once we've emerged from the muck, we break down the three-pronged genius of Mario Cristobal and the nation rooting against Miami. They hate us 'cause they ain't us. Right, Pipo? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"So, we're not gonna talk about the Edward Cabrera trade?" It's finally here: the biggest game in 20 years. Mike Ryan joins us from Arizona for the Fiesta Bowl, and while we want to spend the next 24 hours live, doing nothing but celebrating sports, there are some more important things happening in this country that can't be ignored. Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Roy. Learn more abou...

"Anybody who sees trauma in life or has experienced it... those things stay with you. And I think that they make us the present version of who we are on whatever journey we're on." One year ago in Los Angeles, Jacob Soboroff watched his childhood home turn to ash amongst the thousands of others in one of the most destructive wildfires in history. But, before he was on the front lines covering the...

"Baldinger?" Greg adds a 4th amendment to his Big Three, now a Big Four, that does not include the 4th amendment but does include three amendments: the 1st, 2nd, and 5th, but notably not the 13th or 19th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Let's watch a guy get kicked in the nuts." A drunk Jessica Smetana is here to celebrate her never-losing, always-winning Pittsburgh Steelers and a championship football game that, somehow, no one else on the show watched. Also, Zaslow won't fall for LeBron's tricks, and Greg and Jeremy make equally old references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You have dancing swords when you need a qk." The red-headed stepchild of NFL analysts is here to do Troy Aikman's job for our show and for far less money: it's time to fix the Miami Dolphins. Also, nocturnal meandering, cults, and colts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He looks like the woman your lesbian aunt has been bringing to Thanksgiving for the last 30 years." Greg uses a 15-letter word for 'big,' Zaslow shows zero faith in Stephen Ross, and Dan makes an odd request for a guest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You look like Diamond Dallas Page." Dan and Mike are at odds over how much each believes in Miami's ability to slow down 'Ole Miss Tackles,' but let's be real, the more important thing is that the crew watched Zaslow get undressed without his knowledge or permission. So, you know... a crime. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit pod...

"Come on, man. Close and get cold." Give me the long version. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Is everything taupe in the rest stop bathroom?" Dan's wife doesn't trust him to stay awake during an upcoming concert, and with good reason. Also, Zaslow betrays a friend, Trae Young tanks his value, Kevin Durant gets honest, and a story of one of the great Greg Cote press conference moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"CLIFFSNOTES!" Greg Cote's 'Back in my Day' is back. And when you really think about it, why wouldn't it be? It is a Tuesday after all. Also, a report of a mascot holding crutches in front of roughly 14 cops, Mike Ryan's Abbey Road, and Dan gets electrocuted at Whole Foods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You seem like you have enough problems." We're riding the coaching carousel as Dianna provides updates from across the NFL, but she's just a bit distracted by her kid throwing up in the other room. Also, remember when we got three weeks of shows out of Belichick and Brady going for it on 4th and 2 from their own 28? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What's their relationship?" Greg Cote is making his first appearance on the show since his infamous beer rotation system at the office holiday party, but with the news of Mike McDaniel potentially being safe from a dismissal here in Miami, he's also firing a coach... just not the one you'd expect. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

"Tyler Poop was a HIT!" JuJu delivers his Top 10 Observations From The Break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You were the waitress with the pretty eyes and locked-in gaze who served our table. I was the guy who was slurring the drink orders." Amin delivers his Weekend Observations, which feature a recurring Mike Ryan theme, and the members of the Shipping Container who attended the Winter Classic felt it was a total disaster in nearly every way. But other than that, the vibes were great. Learn more abou...

"What's wrong with whimsy and joy?" Lucy is here to talk College Football, but first, she helps the crew break down Bill Kennedy's peak performance at the coach's challenge camera, a woman losing her mind on the Eiffel Tower, and an Internet Minute she's pretty sure Dan will hate. Then, Tony's Top 5 delivers some news about the clear and obvious historic suppression of Cuban QBs and the net worth...

"Animal abuse and racism...makes my face hot." Zaslow is somehow ALREADY tired of Trinidad Chambliss, and Dan refuses to believe in the Patriots. But more importantly, what matters more: games or snaps? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They don't cry like we cry." Michael Irvin simulating child abuse officially rivals Clemson running down the hill, Notre Dame's 'Play Like a Champion Today,' and Iowa's tradition of waving at a children's hospital. The U has never been so back. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We've been thinking this season has been crazy. So what is the craziest thing to learn about if you fell into a coma last New Year's Eve and are just waking up right now? The Chiefs and Lions missed the playoffs. All-Pro Micah Parsons got traded to the Green Bay Packers. Jimmy Kimmel got pulled off the air. Jayden Daniels did zero, but the 2nd year QBs Bo Nix, Drake Maye and Caleb Williams all won...

It was a good year for actually following through on punishments, and one of the best (and easiest) may have been Mike Ryan dressing up as Pete Carroll. In this hour, we're introduced to Coach Carroll, and the defense drops a nose tackle into coverage, which throws Dan off completely. Then he runs a play for Roy, and all hell breaks loose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...

We start the final day of our 2025 recap by spending some time with our good friend Nick Wright. In this episode, you'll hear when we all learned the different ways to eat peanuts, whether that be tonguing the shell or like an elephant. Also, this hour was from the day that Pablo Torre dropped the Kawhi Leonard story, so you'll hear Nick's reaction to Pablo's big scoop. Learn more about your ad ch...

Nothing says New Year's Day like a father and his son arguing over football. In this hour, you will hear one of the maddest Greg has ever gotten at Chris on the air: when Chris barged in and stole his laptop as he was working on his preseason NFL predictions. If we learned one thing this day, it is this: NEVER mess with the sanctity of Greg Cote's NFL predictions if you do not want to face the con...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We celebrate 2026 with the happiest guy we know: Tony Reali. We take a trip back to June when Reali came to our studios to spread cheer in the wake of Around the Horn ending. In this hour, he crashes our studio after making every single person in Downtown Miami happy, and forces Dan to do the show with a giant bounce house behind him. There is no better way to start your year with...