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"Your solution is to put Tiger Woods in a car that is literally surrounded by cameras?" Has April Fool's Day lost its juice in a post-truth world? Tony is fascinated by the merger of Japanese and American Twitter and Greg Cote continues to be fascinated by Tiger Woods as he seeks treatment following his recent DUI arrest. Amin proposes an interesting solution for Tiger before the show pivots to an...

"He's been doing number two for 15 years." Dan wants to steal Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases from The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote, but Greg doesn't have his 24th catchphrase ready just yet. Inter Miami opens its new stadium this weekend, and Dan wonders whether teams will eventually need fans in their stadiums. Plus, Mike Ryan was at Miami Hurricanes' spring practice and calls Malachi Toney bot...

MULLINS REALLY DID THAT. On this episode of the Alley Oop Basketball Show, Juju and Trysta react to one of the WILDEST moments of March Madness as UConn’s Mullins hits the shot of a lifetime—an instant classic that will live forever in tournament history. But that’s just the start… Is Coach Hurley building a modern college basketball dynasty at UConn? Are the Knicks officially in trouble… or are f...

"You know what it's like during the T-Shirt Toss." JuJu is here to deliver both a Joker AND Playa of the Day, but he, Amin, and Tony also have some words for the writers of 'Paradise.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know what Robitussin he's taking..." Mike praises Radko Gudras for willingly taking a beating before Michelle Beadle joins us, while putting aside all her bias, to make a case for Wemby for MVP. Also, the Atlanta Hawks? Anyone? Allen Funt? Anyone? Anyone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Christopher comes with multiple balls." The games are about to get really good in Women's College Basketball, there's an update on Tiger Woods' car crash, and, because it's a Tuesday, Greg Cote unsurprisingly has a 'Back in my Day.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's a medium-ass." An Olaf animatronic seized at a Disney park in one of the most disturbing and hilarious videos the show has ever seen. Then, John Tortorella is back (Jack), and Jaden Ivey's crash-out and subsequent release from the Chicago Bulls offer more questions than answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Don't goooooooo showerin'..." Dan hatches a plan to host a South Beach Sessions with his squatter, Kash Patel somehow has a worse week than Chris Paddack, the crew returns to the Rally Rooster from the Marlins Spanish Broadcast, and Greg makes a reference from 1888. Plus, hey! The Heat had a big win! Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Amin, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

"I love Bob, but Bob don't love us." Before updating the Polls and dishing out his Joker of the Day, JuJu delivers his Top 5 Things That Children Today Would Be So Appalled To Learn Was Normal For Kids Back In The Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We got rid of cars for you, asshole!!!!!!" Tony was surprised by how fast baseball moves now; Dan will not assume innocence until proven guilty with Alec Bohm's parents, and Amin loses his mind on bike riders during his Weekend Observations. Plus, Pitbull is skirting his FIU responsibilities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They make you wear pink underwear." Tiger Woods crashed his car yet again as his story continues to be a somber one of pain, addiction, and dreadful decision-making. What will it take for Tiger to start making better decisions? Also, Dan makes a bold prediction about a potential Raptors-Knicks series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, he hit it." Amin has never been happier than listening to the Duke announcer's call as they blew the lead against UConn, and Jeremy can't stop talking about the Fish. Plus, is Michael Jordan happier as a NASCAR guy than he ever was as the greatest basketball player who's ever lived? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"A guy with seven bucks still has more than a guy with none." Dan starts the show by attempting to connect with the youths by mentioning classic young people programs like 1977's Smokey and the Bandit, and continues by accidentally being racist toward his own people. Plus, Duke chokes, the Marlins get off to their best start in 17 years, and the Miami Heat...well. Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, J...

Dave offers ways to improve the NFL, by stealing from other professional sports. How much better would football be if the players could fight? What about relegation and stoppage time? We also get into a deep debate about nuts. Then Dave gives Pablo Torre the James Lipton questionnaire, adapted from Bernard Pivot. What's his favorite word? What's his least favorite word? Are nuts a snack or a treat...

Roy is out sick this week, so Rosey is driving the bus, and Adnan Virk is along for the ride with David and Ethan. The gang kicks off the show with a discussion of teams fading from playoff contention and which ones they trust enough to hold on. Plus, the four share which teams they will be rooting for come playoff time, with the Panthers out and the Flyers likely to miss the Postseason as well. P...

"Hello?" While we're all excited about Opening Day, let's not forget about our UFL brethren who ALSO kick off their season today. Plus, a new nickname proposal for Caleb Williams, and Tony introduces the crew to a little thing called "The 'Are We Friends?' Theory." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"For the fans of high school basketball in the mid-20th century in Indiana..." Jess stops by to inform the crew about the NCAA Women's Tournament, break down the Will Wade hire by LSU, explain why Syracuse's coach is angry about the repetitive nature of her team's bracket placement, and to teach Zaslow who Chappell Roan is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"THEIR TEAM MOVED TO TEXAS. TEXAS!" Dave Dameshek is a fan of those little pork things the Miami crew has for breakfast, and he's also a bigger fan of MLB than the NBA, which leads to a good old-fashioned sports debate. Plus, Tony's headed to his first-ever Opening Day tonight and needs to learn a thing or two about the Marlins, Mike is ready to connect with the franchise, and Zas has a word for t...

"Free game of no cost..." When it comes to JuJu Gotti, he wants David to know that everything is rooted in love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I flew a spaceship built by the lowest bidder." Senator Mark Kelly is a perennial optimist, but even he can admit that the country is currently in a bit of disarray. He joins the show to discuss the President's lack of strategy regarding Iran, ICE's slush fund, TSA, and why the administration is costing everyday Americans a chance at a normal life. Then, with that very logical lead-in, it's time...

"But..." Dan starts our hour with Tony's friend and Team USA Flag Football QB, Nico Casares, by bringing up the Puka Nacua controversy, so... good spot for him. But once Tony explains what Juego De Manos means, Nico details what it was like to take down the greatest players in the NFL on a national stage. He also has hot takes. But don't worry, folks, we get back to Puka stuff once he heads out. N...

"Six seats from Mary Hart..." Dan, who apparently runs a side hustle as our Social Media Editor, spends yet another hour trying to paint David as a he-man woman-hater. David dishes out his expertise on MLB Opening Night on Netflix and tells the story of the time he hung up on Jeb! Bush. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What was the question?" It's a post-truth apocalypse, and within it, we learn some truths about Barry Bonds and the Yankees, the NBA photoshops in the Philippines, Aaron Judge's age, and Bob Barker's disturbing behavior. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm exactly like Anthony Bourdain, if he was afraid of everything." Phil Rosenthal, the creator of "Everybody Loves Raymond" and host of Netflix's deliciously popular travel show, "Somebody Feed Phil", delights in leaving Dan "The Grief Eater" Le Batard to go hungry in maybe the most positive and mouthwatering South Beach Sessions to date. Phil never dreamt of writing and creating one of the most...

"The police should be close to that person." Maybe don't listen to the lyrics of certain songs if you feel a certain way about certain stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices