A hora milagrosa

"Will I have my games?" The crew is concerned about the setup for tonight's NFL Draft livestream and whether they'll be able to tune in to NBA and NHL Playoff games. Plus, JuJu delivers both Thursday Thunder and The Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We're getting bogged down. Just take 25 dollars out of your wallet." Dan is still baffled by the Kalen DeBoer extension at Alabama, and Zaslow is OUT on 'Michael' movie while Mike is IN on 'Miami Vice '85.' And is Sam Presti the greatest GM in the history of the NBA? Then, the Pitch Clock returns as Jeremy has vowed to prevent back-to-back wins by Chris in Pitch Clock Trivia, and Bobby Wagner of...

"James was terrible tonight, through and through." Dan says we'll get to the NBA now, but we need approximately 8 more minutes on something else first. We have never seen a player directly go after a referee the way Devin Booker did last night, but who should we blame more for the Thunder's flopping: the refs or the Thunder themselves? Plus, Jeremy gets kicked out of the room but returns to delive...

"I'll leave you with this..." After weighing in on Mike's Top 5 Iconic Home Runs In Marlins History, David weighs in on the latest in the Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini story after last night's late-night news dump that Vrabel will miss Day 3 of the NFL Draft for counseling. Is this a PR mistake? Is this a legitimate excuse? Can New England Patriots' executives make Vrabel do and say what they wan...

"We leaned a little too hard on the mustache." Dan welcomes Jeremy back after a day off with immediate skepticism, Mike spent yesterday afternoon at a Miami Marlins matinee, and the crew dissects the Miami Hurricanes' chances of having several 1st Round Picks in tonight's NFL Draft and learns about communist Spam. (Yes, I know, you already thought the show itself was the communist spam, but, no, n...

Hilarious, sharp, and full of boundless energy, Dulcé Sloan takes the reins this episode, and Dan is along for the ride. They revisit her climb to success and her many, many jobs along the way. Dulcé began her career as an actor (the best goose you’ll ever see, by the way) and candidly tells Dan how others pushed her to dive deep into comedy, leading her to the quintessential comedy dream job, "Th...

"That's why people were saying 'Yo Jalen Rose you went out there and made a Tubi movie'?" We wrap up today's show by revisiting the subject that has hung over the show all week: is Jaws a horror movie or a shark movie? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Him and Jemele would do NUMBERS!" The fallout from the last hour continues, and we break down the show's reactions further, including a hilarious Greg Cote moment he didn't even realize happened. Should we bring back Dr. Fred Johnson tomorrow night as the show's NFL Draft expert? After that, Ronan Farrow joins the show to discuss his latest piece about Sam Altman, the dangers of AI, and why Altma...

"I did not expect that...who could have saw the Lakers going up 2-0?" It's hard to describe exactly what happened in this hour, so we'll leave it at this: Dan was left speechless for one of the first times in his career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm a K-Cup man." NBA this, Tiago Splitter that, we all know why you're really here: Greg Cote has Nos. 20 and 19 on his list of Top 50 Catchphrases, and they are DOOZIES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Long gone as a matter of fact. That's how life works." Greg Cote regales us with stories about The Lone Ranger as we learn whether his sidekick, Tonto, was actually Native American. We discuss Dwyane Wade telling people to stop playing on his name, while Trysta tells us the Cam'ron-Jey Uso fight story from her perspective. But the hour eventually derails into a Greg Cote story that ends with his...

"I'm very happy that my name is associated with this." After Roy gives us a thorough breakdown of his Video of the Day, Mike and Zas share their genuine reaction to WrestleMania, including a special moment for Brock Lesnar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Do you know what C. diff is, Dan?" Jessica is here to determine whether Todd Haley indeed twerked after a UFL win, and to tell us about a parachuter who crashed into the Virginia Tech Jumbotron, how the Cavaliers accidentally made their playoff slogan a reference to diarrhea, and a FIU story that is very different from the one Tony thought she was bringing up. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

"That's not hating, that's hunger." Everyone has a team or player they unreasonably hate across sports, and for Dan, it's the New York Knicks. He also hates the volume of leaf blowers. Also, there's never been an athlete quite like LeBron James in terms of us shrugging our shoulders at THE GREATEST THINGS WE'VE EVER SEEN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What if the real podcast award was the friends we made along the way?" Mike Ryan proclaims himself the Tucker Carlson of Miami Heat fandom before Pablo Torre joins the show seconds after winning a Webby Award for Best Sports Podcast, and he seems bored by it. Pablo explains his latest stories on The Onion purchasing Infowars, James Dolan surveilling his perceived enemies, Pete Hegseth and Kash Pa...

"That's her preference: not knowing I'm there." Was Zaslow actually watching the Carolina Hurricanes and Ottawa Senators during his Tablet Time? Would Miami Heat fans feel like Bam Adebayo is a superstar if he weren't actually on the team already? Should the New York Knicks and Jalen Brunson be worried? Is Dan's pronunciation of "Boricua" worse than the Pirates broadcasters'? We'll answer every on...

"Here's some free game..." JuJu goes in the way-back machine for his Top 5, offers a salute to Wemby and the Spurs' older generation, warns Knicks fans, and delivers updates on The Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Please... think of the coaches." There was a blockbuster NFL trade ahead of the Draft later this week, and Ryan Day has a new idea for College Football. Plus, it's also time for Amin to stop by, not as Fake Drunk Kash Patel, but as himself, to deliver his Weekend Observations, including media name drops, a Christian, and too much self-promotion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...

"Look at this precious metal." If you had 'dilution of the truth in exchange for access' on your Dan Bingo Card, congratulations! You're a winner! Plus, the multi-billion-dollar MLB sale, an Alabama football player's theatrical caper, and the shark movie genre is taking yet another step in its continued march toward film greatness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

"Zaslow owes the Lakers an apology."In this hour you'll hear a discussion on Wrestlemania, the Lakers beating the Rockets, how ESPN covers sports, Steve Kerr's goodbye to Draymond Green and Steph Curry, and A.J. Brown to the Patriots. You know what you won't hear? Tony's Top 5 'Sorry I Doubted Your Game' Guys because Dan shut that s*** down REAL quick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

"Until further notice..."Zaslow clearly doesn't love ball the way he claims, and he definitely doesn't love it as much as Michael Jordan loves NASCAR. Plus, Tiger Woods wants privacy, Miami wants perfection, Giannis wants to be taken at his word, and Chris Cote wants... to watch strange, phallic deer calls? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad cho...

Steph Curry just reminded everyone why he’s still THAT guy. In this episode of Alley Oop, Juju and Trysta break down Steph’s explosive second half that kept the Golden State Warriors alive when it mattered most. When the lights get bright, Curry delivers—and this was one of those legacy-type stretches. But that’s just the start: The Portland Trail Blazers are quietly exceeding expectations, and De...

The NFL Draft is Mendoza’s world, we’re just living in it. This week, we’re bypassing the scouting reports and chatter about who will succeed and who will bust to ponder the big questions of life: Why 18 holes in golf? Why not 20 or 12? Plus, it’s hockey season so we’ve brought in the heavy hitters: Pete Blackburn and DJ Bean from What Chaos! join the show to rank the best Boston jerseys of all ti...

THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS ARE FINALLY HERE! After a long regular season, it is time to shift our focus towards the best postseason in sports. Roy, David, and Ethan give their predictions for each first-round series, then react to a couple of great coaching rants in the wake of the Columbus Blue Jackets and Detroit Red Wings missing the playoffs. The squad eulogizes the Panthers quickly themselves,...

"There's a 100% chance of ass..." Jeremy is allowed to talk about something he likes, and it goes about how you'd expect, so we kick things over to Tom Bogert for his latest reporting on the World Cup, ticket prices, and Team USA. Plus, you'll never guess who in this crew has the best story of getting into a fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices