A Cynical Optimist

Eventually the world is gonna roll us all. We all got blindsided by the blind side news. Skateboarding has been the big topic as of late and p-rod is motivating me to keep going. Lastly, and unbelievable amount of time trashing rotten tomatoes for taking bribes!

The Maui fires are under conspiracy investigation by on the internet. The flash semi movie review. 20 years of Emerica and Girl. My biggest peeve about security/cops.

I’m trying my best not to but sometimes Tim foil talk get through! Blue beetle is down with the rasa and Vicks vapor rub. One of my favorite videos from the internet keeps me laughing.

Flat earth Wes almost had me like Paul Walker. Do people like to dump on you?…Their problems that is. YouTube has a lock on me currently on all these horror, interrogation and unsolved mysteries!

Some skate talk for that ass. The river boat avengers sought out justice and got it! Me and posty experienced the same kinda trauma. Tom delonge new guitar! Nobody movie review!

I guess Tom was right! I got secretly invaded by a bad marvel show. Why is YouTube censoring movies that are on the Internet? And we’ve become so inclusive we are resorting to becoming new species.

It’s crazy where people you know end up. Like can be short but it can also be long. The theory that Paul McCartney died along time ago. The lady freaks out cause she might if seen a shapeshifter. I’m down another YouTube rabbit hole. And Anti flag is no longer together.

A brief recap of blink show. I know we get it! If you just ask people to pay for your stuff they will! Fake compensation claims can make you rich! The first flying car is on its way! But is it really?! Rapid fire of topics I needed to talk about before another day passes and they become irrelevant

Road trip pod with my wife and I on the way for blink-182 return back tour! We get into all sort of topics and our excitement for the show. As well as a show recap!

A quick update on the titan submarine and it’s not good. Food that takes time off our life but how would they know? I don’t have a countdown in me! I get pulled over by a cop younger than me. And can’t hardly wait was a perfect movie!

Like all good beginnings of a podcast I don’t know what I’m doing in the first half but then we get into the biggest topic the missing submarine. And having the design flaw of a aftermarket game controller. I give my next best movie for Hollywood. We used to ask questions about the Internet through text message.

Starting all over…sort of! In the episode of the new hundreds target and bud light fumble the bag due to trying to be woke. Apple releases their first product in 8 years and that’s the minimum amount of time you will need to work to buy one! Aliens exist!….I think….I want to believe…I think! Either way something showed up in Nevada!

We did it! Made to 100! On this very special ep my very good friends Victor, Trey and Adam join me on the pod to commemorate making it to 100 episodes. I usually write a description of what goes on in the episode but we got into alot of things! So I will just say sit back and enjoy as we do what we normally do.

Companies trying to fit in with the now are losing dollar signs quick! More talk of me getting older and I have no clue what’s going on. I learn there is a new generation afoot. Rapid fire info that has no meaning but it’s what we do here!

Did you know you just can wash your vegetables? You need to give them a whole spa day! A.I might allow me to have the same acting chops with the likes of DeNiro and Pesci. There might be some good technology can bring us.

Ticketmaster can suck it but going to go see blink-182! No need to back pedal I meant what I said! Writers are on strike from catered food and dick jokes. A white guy at Alamo drafthouse had 2 seconds to perform and he crushed! Destroyed! Murdered! A quick review on guardians of the galaxy and bupkis. Music is therapy and I knew you knew that. And I knew that you knew that I knew that.

I state my case for getting my food order wrong! Comedians and podcasters are always just trying to entertain so we can’t hold much against them. I do my weekly birch about concert ticket prices. Robert De Niro welcomes 7th child and I welcome a good amount of likes on a comment of that post!

My wife takes me to the scariest movies I’ve ever seen. But then recommends a great show! I think all food reviewers need to be dangerously fat for me to take an opinion on the foods they are trying. Cold plunges are this years razor scooter!

I never really 4:20’d but I have a story that was kinda close. Every dog has its day if that dog plays the lottery. Jerry Springer kept me company when stayed home from school so shout out to him. My wife didn’t know people had kinks. I appreciate when people use the internet for good and cleverly promote themselves.

We back! But we also never left! We realize things are never as bad as we think they are gonna be like the Mario movie! Entertainers need to put some respect on us with their performances and ticket prices! Bud light made a can to make people think they were drinking gay. Instagram verification means nothing if you’re just a guy somewhere doing nothing!

I get my first one star review and we expose them! More conspiracy talk about predictive programming. The guy who invented cash app…cashed out. Do white people need religion?

What do people get advice from almost famous people? Seth Rogen doesn’t want kids and he will gladly tell you about it. Fear had the best performance in SNL history! You can sue for anything these days. A spoiler free scream 6 movie review and Quintin Tarantino is writing his last movie!

Good burger is coming out with a sequel! Let’s hope the ska song is even better this time around! Power rangers reboot coming to Netflix to give us a nostalgia fix. Nike SB and Jordan collar on a shoes that should of came out 10 years ago. Channel West Coast can not schedule to save her life. YouTube pushed coins on me!

Why can’t people just enjoy food the way it comes? I’m not crying! You’re crying! Woody Harrelson is a natural born vaccine denier. Where is that Malaysian airplane?

A tiny review of the ant man and the wasp! This podcast is a junk drawer! What’s in yours? I have no clue about cars and I make sure you know it! Sunny delight makes a seltzer so I can silk in my nostalgia sorrows!