A Cynical Optimist

Each week Im here giving you the best show possible known to man! I wonder if this will just be somehwere on a server when the apocalypse happens. So a tribe some where in the distant future will sit around a fire and some how play this podcast at night for their rituals! Or! maybe it will just be a low level podcast. If youd like to support the pod click the link to the go fund me https://gofund....

Ok so Im getting better at this i think. The uploading the day before that is. As far as the actual podcast I dont know. But if you're reading this then its all good! This is a good one! or a decent one! Either way it is aother one! If you'd like to support the podcast click here https://gofund.me/b4baf028

Dude should I even keep going? Serious question. Why am I still doing this? I mean sure its fun as shit and I look forward to it but trying to become a rotten tomatoes reviewer will ruin my life. ok, so new episode and the description once again has nothing to do with the episode. Idk man is this working? let me know. or dont. either way fuck! enjoy the episode and if youd like to support click th...

Always staying up late to make sure I make this episode for friday! I made the cut off again! Things are looking up! I mean if anyone can break dance in the olympics then there is hope for me! Not for breakdancing but for mostly anything!

Ok I am getting the hang of this but I need to be a better producer caause its almost midnight and Im editing this to my audience of like 8. Thats what we do it for not all the listens but for those who do! If youd like to support the show click the link here for our go fund me to bring you a better show! https://gofund.me/27c07702

Dude! Making this podcast got a bit harder. but im still here for you. I have to get use to all these new ways to record and edit the podcast so bare with me for a couple of episodes. If you'd like to support the podcast click the link for our go fund me! https://gofund.me/57fd67ec

I have to say for the heavy topic that is talked about the episode title is perfect! Spotify did a crazy update that unfortunately had me split up the podcast but its fitting for the episode!

Read part ones description it will explain everything.

Another week another pod and less description of what actually occurs in the pod! Welcome back! You’re great because you come here every week! And that’s about all I got! If you would like to support the show the link is right here https://www.gofundme.com/boost-our-podcast-support-the-upgrade thanks for the listens and support!

I use to believe all the facts under the Snapple cap were real but I guess they are not. Anyways, that had nothing to do with the show neither will this but my test to see if people even really read the descriptions to podcasts or do they just press play?! Either way enjoy the eppy and also if you’d like to support the pod we have a go fund me here all the way at the end of this description https:...

You have 1 drink and it tastes so good so you have another then another and before you know it you forgot you had to record a podcast. So here we are the buzzed pod! I think it’s good but I also think a lot of episodes are just good. It doesn’t matter cause next week I get to try again! Enjoy the eppy! If you would like to support the podcast click the link to help us become a better pod! https://...

I had the hardest trouble pronouncing this word! Maybe cause I was sick? No im an idiot. You try it! It’s not as easy as it sounds! Or again, maybe I’m an idiot? Anyways, new eppy and also…I started a GoFundMe for the podcast! Let’s make it happen! Or not! Literally all up to you! Click the link if you can! I hope it works! https://gofund.me/eba77afb

We did it! I mean it’s not a big accomplishment but a milestone nonetheless! This show has gone through a bunch of different themes and styles. I think. I don’t honestly know. But we keep going and eventually we will have a solid show!

Another week another eppy! I swear this isn’t a tactic just to bide time because I mostly forget what I talk about on these episodes. This isn’t some cheap ploy to keep you reading before you start the ep. I’m honestly hoping you almost don’t read these. Cause you would find out eventually that they have almost nothing to do with the episode. Anyways, enjoy!

I think I’m on Instagram to much. Honestly when I reference things it’s always videos or memes from insta. Do I have a problem?! Na, it’s cool. I’m sure it will be fine. Anyways, I’m back not giving descriptions. Find out what’s inside won’t you? Enough non description get to the eppy!

From here on I won’t just give you the business! I’ve decided this! You don’t read these so no need going into depth. Well at least I don’t think you do. Do you? Anyways, this is a great ep you will enjoy. Wait, will you? I don’t know. Anyways it got deep! I think. Shit. I’m doing way too much in this now. Have you read this far in and thought you’ve possibly wasted your time? Ok, ok, just listen...

Dude I feel like no matter how many times I write these descriptions you might not look at them so from now on I’m just gonna write whatever I feel like in here and it might pertain to the episode or it might not. Idk it’s however I feel that day. Anyways, enjoy the ep!

I can now run a marathon thanks to Keanu Reeves. Watching people slip into influencer roles and only fans roles is wild. People on Instagram apparently have a greater education than me. And I introduce “huh” for the guy version of the “ick”

On this eppy I have a hot take that all rap beefs are promotional stunts because obviously. I lose track and for the first time without remembering I have to run it back. Do you see your neighbors putting in groceries? Finally this is the underdog podcast where losers are welcomed!

Dude I don’t know what this episode is but we still put it out! Cause this will not stop! I think if I can remember is very music heavy but at the same time I don’t know! But thank you always tuning in on the podcast that was voted 100,000 decent podcast in all of the southern part of the United States! Enjoy!

New week, same pod you love! I had no idea ice cube was the brains of the operation. He won all of our hearts over with no Vaseline. We will know for sure if diddy is in trouble once Da Band speaks out. You live in the past, present or future? My baby lost her first tooth! She could care less about the money and more on the ancient entity that is the tooth fairy!

Does it feel like we are getting more into normal? It does to me and I’m stoked for it! Your boy off the addy and on to the next. They say death comes in 3s and unfortunately it’s true. The I ain’t fresh guy gets the redemption we all hoped for. And finally go to not cling to the past the expert level!

How fast would you confess if chic-fil-a was on the table? The ascent back into video games has the dopamine kicking back on! The books they made us read in high school were outta pocket but there was a couple good ones.

Was my middle school a prison? I learned what a snitch was so early on. It’s been real quiet lately in the world but what’s a really going on? And finally I do right by talking 1/8 of blink-182 on this podcast finally

Today our people mourn. We lost one of the good one. Akira Tomiyama passes away and I give what I think is probably the worst send off or eulogy. It still doesn’t affect the impact he had on us growing up and watching his show! If TikTok gets banned will we be ok? Short answer, absolutely! But the influencers might not. I was in Instagram jail for a while but I ain’t afraid to go back!