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Oct. 16, 2020 "I Choose You Republiconamon!" 16.10.2020 6:18 ↓

Highlights From Last Nights Town Halls

Oct. 15, 2020 Meet Barron Bill Trump 15.10.2020 11:28 ↓

Preference: Noun; Offensive  (according to Merriam-Webster) Amy Coney Barrett, Already Making  'Defining Changes' TRUMP (NBC) (or... Starfleet???) VS BIDEN (ABC) (or.. Disney!???) In all out,  no holds barred, brawl; in completely separate town hall fireside chats? South Park Prophesies 

Oct. 14, 2020 Addicts Awarded for Antibodies 14.10.2020 10:20 ↓

Plasma Phantasma Nobel Prize for Auction Guys Confirmation, New Supreme Court Nominee, Not a Sex Offender Democratic Vampires, Now!?

Oct. 13, 2020 Close-Encounter of The Cougar Kind 13.10.2020 7:15 ↓

Kyle Burgess Almost Eaten The Postman Always Rings Twice, and So Does Covid19 Patron Saint of Internet Boy Genius Beautified and Dog Food Expert, Lola Ghoetz, Informs On FDA Recall 

Oct. 12, 2020 Peacefully Protesting the Trump Way 12.10.2020 5:50 ↓

Commentary By The Pres Himself, 'I've got immunity: diplomatic immunity, monetary immunity, presidential immunity; Hell, I've got Viral Immunity!'

Oct. 9, 2020 Kent County Chemical Castration 09.10.2020 9:21 ↓

Whitmer Kidnapping Foiled "CURSES" - The Wolverine Watchmen

Oct. 8, 2020 08.10.2020 8:33 ↓

Why Can't we Be Friends Kamala, Mike... and More on QAnon

Oct. 7, 2020 RIP Johnny Nash 07.10.2020 6:56 ↓

Eddie Van Halen Dies at 65 QAnon , "Help me Old Orange One, You're My Only Hope"

Halloween Fall Promo 06.10.2020 2:50 ↓

What's The Spooky Warp Drive?

Oct. 6, 2020 Trump, Like a Rock? 06.10.2020 7:03 ↓

Tuesday News Yay!

Oct. 5, 2020 Get Your Booty to The Poll 05.10.2020 4:01 ↓

White House Quarantine New York Rewinds  and Girls, Girls, Girls, XXX!!!

76 Seconds Of News Season 2 02.10.2020 9:03 ↓

Trump and His Wife Get It, But Matt Stone and Trey Parker Really Get It, It's My Momma's B-Day, and I Tell you how to get back to the Island.

The Last 76 14.07.2020 1:55 ↓

Awe Tears... Boo Hoo

July 10 2020 News 10.07.2020 2:30 ↓

Santana Sank CDC wants schools squeaky clean and Almost Entire State Goes to the Natives Too Late

Boycott Ted Todd Insurance 09.07.2020 5:38 ↓

Shitty Statue Burned,  Vandalism or Vindication And Ted Todd Insurance, Sucks a FAT NUT!

Sudden Asian Racist Syndrome 08.07.2020 4:56 ↓

Trump Sings a Refrain of The Orangutang

772020 Effectuate Change? 07.07.2020 5:43 ↓

Bottoms, Dead Babies, Electoral College, and  Fuck Hillary, oh, and... Charlie Daniels Goes Down to Georgia, For That Eternal Fiddle Battle, With The Devil.

News July 6 2020 "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" 06.07.2020 5:44 ↓

Trump On History Bottoms Ends Occupation Uber Buys Postmates

2/3/2020 Acosta Drops Deuce, Clogs Media Toilet -Accosting Acosta- 03.07.2020 10:46 ↓

Life is good, and I'm richer than I ever have been, so CNN and Acosta, stop being generators, of bullshit.

July 1st 2020 "In The Year of The Cat" 01.07.2020 7:13 ↓

Trump the Stump Biden Benevolent? 100,000+4*= Independence! Delta Delivers Newest Avenger? The Humpback!

June 30 2020 "Nazi Pizza?" or Pie of Plenty? 30.06.2020 9:51 ↓

Castle Walkers Poo'ed, Queen is Not Amused ? Pizza! Pizza! Heil Hitler! Kid Cleans Streets, and gets Free Ride and Free Ride (you aren't seeing double) Golden Gate Bridge Playing the Didge'

Monday June 29th 2020 Confucius say, "You should mask today, in bed..." 29.06.2020 5:01 ↓

Gru Sends His Minions to Kill US and Britain's Post-traumatic Pond Pussy  K-Mask Shoppers... Attack!

June 26 2020 "Did Bieber Rape You? 26.06.2020 6:00 ↓

 "Explosive Poo; Is It Killing You?" and  Did Bieber, Rape You Too? AND What Do You Call Chicks That Cut Off Their Dix?

June 25 2020 "Babies Breath Teen Spirit, Below Water" 25.06.2020 9:26 ↓

Saharan Sands In Southeaster Seas,  and , Putin Please, For President Permanently, No State Fair, No Fair, Say fair, people, of State Fairs, Everywheres, TikTok Almost Blocks  Fish Mom and Her Merman Merby, or Baby Mermaid Boy.

June 23 2020 "104 People Shot Over Fathers Day Weekend in Chicago" 23.06.2020 7:02 ↓

What is Chicago known for? Chicago Dog's, Deep Dish, and... Bullet Wounds? also, Beeps From Peeps Keeps Mayor From His Sleeps, and Chop Chop to The CHOP, Seattle Mayor Says, STOP!