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THABONOVELA 19.05.2023 4:42 ↓

This week on Thabonovela, Mr Xoxo has decided not to pay the ransom for his son Xormando. The robot is holding Xormando captive, and everybody wants to know who the robot’s boss, ‘the Master’, is. Xormando’s sister, Xormara, and her maid best friend, Lupita, are scheming to become the successor to Mr Xoxo’s Beaty empire…

SHEESH OF THE WEEK 19.05.2023 4:47 ↓

A run down of the cringiest story of the week…

#5SCHOOLPOETRYSLAM THEME ANNOUNCEMENT 19.05.2023 3:13 ↓

The theme for the #5SchoolPoetrySlam is "Overcoming Adversity, Triumph, and Resilience.”

STUDY FINDS 19.05.2023 5:46 ↓

Why do humans get goosebumps? What's it good for?

SPINDOCTOR: SOUTH AFRICA-RUSSIA ARMS SAGA 18.05.2023 4:38 ↓

Spin DZoctor Extraordinaire Xoli Zondo gives us the up shot on the South Africa-Russia Arms Saga.

#5SCHOOL PERTRY SLAM FINALIST 4: NOKUKHANYA 18.05.2023 4:47 ↓

Nokukhanya is the 5th and final Finalist for the #5SchoolPoetrySlam, a 16yo & attends Midrand Christian College.

LETTERS TO THE SHOW 18.05.2023 12:10 ↓

The team answers listener questions from Listeners.

HAUS OF KLAUS 18.05.2023 3:35 ↓

Where is Klaus and what has he been up to? Klaus appears on the phone with ein big announcement..

STUDY FINDS 18.05.2023 7:06 ↓

Considering De Niro’s new baby… How old was the oldest person to father a child, at the birth?

#5SCHOOLPOETRYSLAM FINALIST 4TH ANNOUNCEMENT: DONNA LEVIN 17.05.2023 5:07 ↓

Donna Levin is the 4th Finalist for the #5SchoolPoetrySlam.

LIVING SUSTAINABLY: SA'S POLITICAL GREEN MOVEMENT 17.05.2023 8:50 ↓

We hear the anonymous story of a listener experiencing some distress and we enlist the 5Nation to offer some advice.

WHAT IS A BLACKOUT REALLY? HOW CAN IT HAPPEN? 17.05.2023 4:01 ↓

What is a grid failure/blackout? Why and how do they happen? How does a country recover from a grid failure? Is South Africa in genuine danger?

PEPPADEMIC 17.05.2023 4:29 ↓

Peppa Pig is changing the way children speak, according to confused parents.

RUSSIA SAYS OUR AMMO IS NO GOOD 17.05.2023 4:44 ↓

Russian embassy hits back at US ambassador's claims, saying ammunition unsuitable for its arms.

THE WEEKEND IS NO MORE! MEET ABEL 17.05.2023 4:15 ↓

Canadian singer The Weeknd is now officially Abel Tesfaye

#5SCHOOLPOETRYSLAM FINALIST 2 ANNOUNCEMENT: JAKE 16.05.2023 5:26 ↓

Jacob “Jake” Gordon from King David High Victory Park announced as the 3RD Finalist for the #5SchoolPoetrySlam.

#5SCHOOLPOETRYSLAM FINALIST 2 ANNOUNCEMENT: NHLAKANIPHO 16.05.2023 6:24 ↓

Nhlakanipho Mngomezulu announced as the 2ND Finalist for the #5SchoolPoetrySlam

SECRET SERVICE 16.05.2023 10:00 ↓

We hear the anonymous story of a listener experiencing some distress and we enlist the 5Nation to offer some advice.

SHOW ME THE MONEY: LOGISTICS 16.05.2023 6:51 ↓

Every week we delve into an industry or job to find out from the people in it what it takes to get into that industry or job and what one might expect to earn. This week we look at Logistics

CATEGORY QUIZZ 16.05.2023 3:23 ↓

Thabang plays category quizz.

STUDY FINDS 16.05.2023 5:53 ↓

Why are more twins being born now than ever before?

HOW COLD IS IT WHERE YOU ARE? 16.05.2023 11:11 ↓

Is it winter already? Why is it so cold?

#5SCHOOLPOETRYSLAM (FINALIST 1 ANNOUNCEMENT) 15.05.2023 6:39 ↓

The first finalist for the #5SchoolPoetrySlam