3 Guys Top 5s

What's your #1 euphemism for going #2? The 3 Guys tackle this and more (but mostly this).

The 3 Guys finally record in person! Enjoy this giggly draft where the 3 Guys ruminate over the top five events of the past few months since they'd recorded.

Neil comes in hot, and the 3 Guys re-draft the best Sports Logos because the last time they drafted it, they weren't recording. Did they get everything they drafted the first time? Honestly, none of us remember.

What happens when two guys decide to record without the one guy who edits it? A bunch of fu**ery, that’s what. Enjoy, you sons of bi***es

The 3 Guys draft the best animals! I swear to god there are no ulterior motives. I f***ing swear it.

The boys get new mics, Neil is in a hotel, and what are the things that are good on their own, but their name makes them great? The 3 Guys explore all this and more.

Reed doesn't remember what the draft topic is, so the other 2 Guys draft ahead of him, and see how long it takes Reed to figure it out. 

What's the best way to absolutely obliterate a good time? Join the 3 Guys as we pick our top 5 things that will break up a party faster than you can chug a bottle of Captain Morgan and scream "WHO WANTS SOME"

The 3 Guys are ready to make enemies with their legion of listener as they draft their things that everyone seems to love, but they just can't get behind. Is this podcast overrated? Listen to find out.

The 3 Guys are tired, y'all. Which makes for a very fun episode where we draft celebrity couples that don't exist, but should. Does it get horny? I mean, of course it does.

The 3 guys take their favorite TV shows and recast one actor to make it... interesting? Weird? You tell us. Follow us on Twitter! @3GuysTop5s

To celebrate the end of the worst year ever, the 3 Guys draft their Top 5 Dumpster Fires of 2020. They dive into the funniest, the worst, the crappiest of 2020. It's cathartic.

It's the 3 Guys' first Holiday Special! Recorded in December of 2020, released in May of 2022, it's honestly a miracle we remembered to upload it. Happy Christmas you bastards

The 3 Guys get their first celebrity guest with the inimitable Steve Hofstetter! Since Steve is a touring comedian who is always on the road, what better topic to draft with him than snacks? He literally calls us from his car. Check out Steve at: stevehofstetter.com Follow Steve on Twitter: @SteveHofstetter Steve riding the slide at Miller park: https://fb.watch/csvud5cTjh/

It's just a normal, every-day Tuesday in November 2020, so the 3 Guys draw a draft topic out of a hat! --- "Bossa Antigua" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

No one can decide how to pronounce them, "sangwiches," "sandwiches," or "sammies." Why are you listening? Your guess is as good as ours. --- "Lobby Time" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License | Closing Music by Michael Harren

Bonus game! The State Shape draft went long, so you get to hear the game all on its own. Enjoy!

The 3 Guys draft the US States based on their shape. Reed & Neil have the internet for reference, Dan has a globe. --- "Bossa Antigua" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License | Closing Music by Michael Harren

Dan's gotten a new job working late nights at a certain online supplier, so Reed and Neil jump at the chance for a special 2 Guys Bonus, drafting their favorite items they've ordered online during the pandemic. --- "Bossa Antigua" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Neil procures a very special guest to help put the Teen Wolf controversy to bed, which doesn't make up for the fact that he published the episode 2 days late. Goddammit Neil. Special thanks to Mark Holton! --- "Bossa Antigua" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License | Closing music by Michael Harren

The guys draft their favorite letters of the alphabet, while the Teen Wolf saga deepens considerably. Is her last name Boof?? --- Lobby Time - Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License | Closing music by Michael Harren

It's Reed's birthday, so the other 2 Guys tackle a subject near and dear to his heart, the best higher learning institutions in the great state of South Dakota. Dan and Neil also learn a lot about Reed's favorite sports teams. --- Lobby Time & Bossa Antigua - Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License | Closing Music by Michael Harren

The Guys draft their top 5 TV or movies that are made for kids, but that we secretly love. They get emotional, they get a little drunk, don't judge me. --- "Lobby Time" Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License | Closing music by Michael Harren

After a nostalgic draft of the best school supplies ever, Reed has the all-time craziest child interruption in podcast history. --- Bossa Antigua Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License | Victory! by Nakarada Music Production  

So what would you do over if you had the chance? What if you could get a historical do-over? What the hell is Reed drafting? Neil doesn't know, but Dan knows what you should be drinking. We end with a glorious game of dad jokes. --- Closing Music by Michael Harren