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On this week's UnHiNgEd EpISoDe!!!!!! we're gossin' 'bout Lizzo's incredible tribute to the late, great Swiss musician Tina Turner, how Holden cannot stop watching a traumatic video with SOUND UP, Pedro Pascal got a wicked eye infection from recreating THAT scene with fans during photo ops, P7 is staunchly Team Barbie over Team Oppenheimer, so MUCH GUUUUUSHIN' about The Ultimatum: Queer Love, and...

This one's for you Elizabeth!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by vis...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile being no more thanks to wOKE PC CULTURE!!!!!!, Candace Cameron Bure says she's not a burger boy, but she sure is a CHICKEN CHOKER, Nick Cannon continues to prove he is neither a good partner nor father, The Ultimatum: Queer Love is comin' to Netflix and YOU BETTER BE READY FOR IT TO CONSUME US AAAALLLLLL!!!!, celebrities are feelin' the G...

Here's hoping the Riverdale writers enjoy this week's episode!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free tria...

This week we're gossin' 'bout dusty, old, ancient 79-year-old Robert De Niro welcoming his 7th child into the world (hopefully his open gender discrimination lawsuit comes to a close soon!), Tom Cruise lookin' like he's ready to jump on a couch about Fishkira (ShaFishra? idk), all that DRAMAAAA about T. Swift dating what appears to be the human manifestation of a 2005 4Chan post as well as the BAD...

KEVIN DESERVES HAPPINESS   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting...

This week we're rewindin' back to 2013, the year Henry took over Holden's birthday and forced Jackie to watch a sea otter mating ritual, with their mother, while MJ was just havin' the best year bein' IN LOVE! (until they kicked the hornet's nest known as white, male, comedians)   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Want even...

This episode is Jackie's chance to remind everyone she was a Literature AND Theatre Major!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page...

This week we're missin' everyone's favorite Swiftie, but Jackie's Backie from her FuckieMoon and ready to CLUCKCLUCKCLUCK 'bout Met Gala DRAAAAMAAAAA including why anyone would want to honor Karl Lagerfeld in 2023 when Choupette is still alive and ready to party, Jared Leto betraying his stilted Italian accent HOUSE 'A GUCCI roots to play the aforementioned cat owner, Lil Nas X meowing at reporter...

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they head back into the HSMU and get ready to graduate with a HSM 3 WATCHALOOOOONG.   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on A...

Geoff is the hero of Riverdale Roundup.   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts...

This week we're gossin' 'bout all that Coachella draaaama including Frank Ocean's vibeless performance and Blink-182 missing the prime opportunity to spread the UFO message, Jackie discovering that overalls are AALLLL RIIIIGHT, A Piss-SA 'cause when you gotta go, you gotta go, Holden's "Old Man At the Movies" Corner, Love Is Blind Reunion that wasn't LIVE on Sunday and the chaos that caused not to...

This season just keeps getting gayer and gayer!   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswiz...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Love BEING DEAD since Taytay and Joejoe broke UP, a Compliment Sandwich of an April Reals Day this April 19th over on Holden's Twitch , NEW TOUUUUUUR DATES CUMMIN' UP ON LASTPODCASTNETWORK , Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet have been secretly in an age-appropriate relationship and now we all feel old, Kim Kardashian brings her puppy cop lovin' vocal fry abilities to...

sock hop noun INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN noun: sock hop ; plural noun: sock hops a dance for young teenagers at which they may dance in stocking feet.   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts...

This week we're gossin' 'bout if we had a turtle we wanted to kiss, which TMNT we could fix, and which is a SNOREGASM, SUMMER TOUR DATES DROPPIN' THE END OF THIS WEEEEEEEEEEEK (SEE U SOON IN THE FLESHBAG), gOOp winning in the lowest stakes lawsuit to capture the publics attention, an extra positive April Real's Day Toast happening April 19th (on Holden's twitch ) to help mend those broken spirits,...

Riverdale is back baby! Get yourself ready for some insane and downright questionable plotlines, and MJ creates a potential future of having to release a Herzog-esque "MJ Knefel Eats Their Own Hat"   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7...

This week we're gossin' 'bout a pirates life not being okay for Jackie, the status of a certain Floridian Juggalo, Goop testifying at the ski accident trial (she lost half a day of skiing 😥), nine year old North West launching a skincare line (and not to be outdone Holden puts Wynnie to work), Romy Mars created a video masterpiece to rival her grandfather's, everyone wondering Y Grimes changes Ex...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Swift City takin' over EVERYTHING ( EVEN THIS PODCAST ), the verbal abuse faced when being A Dan Man, NEW DATES COMIN' SOON FOR RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT PART 2, Labrador Retrievers have been knocked back into their place by snuffin' frenchies and WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR AMERICA???, GOOPs branded disordered eating and the ripple effect GP is trying to deny while she pu...

This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how watching the Jared Fogle documentary is awful for your soul, Jackie watchin' the new Scream rather than watching the Oscars, the Oscars slowly but surely realizing there are races other than white, Holden recommends Triangle of Sadness, half of the i...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the rolling blackouts in Jackie's neighborhood that surely are the signal of the end,  Holden shares his favorite bad day song, the continued drama of Vanderpump Rules, the everlasting terror of MILF Manor, a look back a Newlyweds, SPITGATEUPDATE, the rise of Circumboob, American Girl Dolls making everyone feel old, in Celeb Conspiracy: Did Justin Bieber marry Hailey...

This week we're gossin' 'bout how filled with hate Jackie is, MJ learning how to get along with the "cool parents", the return of RIVERDALE, Holden definitely not projecting his feelings about the MILF Manor massage mess, Cocaine Bear, a disheartening Gronkie update, Lewis Capaldi's dealing with tics from Tourettes during a live performance, a Liam Peeson update, a breakdown of Perfect Match crush...

This week we're gossin' 'bout memories of sketches gone by, Harry Styles taking a BIG SIIIIP out of a shoe, the Barney redesign NOT BEING SEXY ENOUGH, Holden being a very normal child and enjoying John Grisham, Kelly and Mark goin' LIIIIVE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Does Leonardo DiCaprio listen to headphones AND VAPE DURING SEX!? AND A crazy fan merch list, the blindz, and SHOUTZZZZ!  ...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Rihanna and her extra cargo at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and how Holden could have made it better, Holden's rules for moving with a pregnant woman, the wonders of Big Jackie's Fuck It Hats , Penn Badgley trying to clean up "You", Ezra Miller STILL playing The Flash, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Trump's Disney World Animatronic actually Hillary!? A List of...

This week we're gossin' 'bout how hard we throb for Dennis Quaid, movies that animals WERE harmed during the production of, the horrors of Prancer, Sam Smith kickstarting the satanic cabals great war to end us all at the Grammys, what did Jen say to Ben!?, MJ takes us back to the darkest Groundhog Day EVER, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Jay-Z a VIRGIN !? An award-winning List, Blindz, Sho...