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Join Jackie, MJ, and Holden as they Party Rock their way through this 2011 REREREREWIIIIIIIIIIIIND filled with tales of when air conditioners and cable packages would make or break relationships and everyone was gettin' hopped up on TIGER BLOOD!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon...

Page 7 is back from vaca and while Holden isn't blastin' liquid brown we're gossin' bout the passing of Jimmy Buffet AND Steve from Smash Mouth, Jackie FINALLY joining the Croc family, an old man (Holden) yells about teenage hairstyles (looking at you Broccoli Heads), why is everyone divorcin' in 2023!? Holden lays out his plan for reproductive rights for "people" under 25, Last Podcast on the Lef...

GRAB. YOUR. TISSUES.   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus . Host...

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they get GROOVY BABY! for an Austin Powers WATCHALOOOOONG.   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visit...

We're headin' to 1995 a time long ago when POGS roamed freely across the golden plains, Holden was in Middle School realizing life was nothing but pain, MJ discovered the existence of sad bois via the "When I Come Around" music video, and BASKETBALL JACKIE REIGINED SUPREME (and learned some problematic life lessons)! Toy Story sets the stage for a CGI dynasty, Blues Travelers ruled the airwaves wi...

AS WE GO ON, WE REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER and one of those times will be August 30th on Ohnoitsjackie 's Twitch at 5pm PST/8pm EST as we all gather round the screen to talk about our thoughts on the FINAL EPISODE OF RIVERDALE BAAAABY!!! AND AS OUR LIVES CHANGE, COME WHATEVER WE WILL STILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tick...

This week Holden and MJ learn IT'S JACKIE'S PARTY AND SHE CAN DIVE INTO THE LYRICS OF IT'S MY PARTY IF SHE WANTS TOO, MJ notices a lack of cat fights in recent trash reality, Holden proves to everyone he's Feminist AF (TM), Jackie's PANTSIN' IT UP?!, More Gaylor evidence, Jackie allows Holden to mention Wynnie has a birthday near her, Holden pitches a series of anti aging treatments for babies, Ho...

Somebody set up us the bomb.   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visi...

JACKIE'S BAAACKIE and this week we learn Crocs are not get your ass beat shoes, Jackie demands to know how much she was missed, Geoff and Jackie sat down to watch that ole side splitter Ordinary People, Holden witnessing T Swift giving Kobe Bryant's daughter a 22 hat at Era's, a savory and slippery opening for the Good Gravy coaster, the hellish nightmare filled hellscape that is Deep Fake Love, i...

MORE BI-CURIOUS BOIS   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting sir...

FOR WHOM THE JACKIE TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR HOLDEN AND MJ and we're gossin' 'bout Cardi B pelting people with her mic, Beyonce's Momonce is gettin' a Divoronce, RIP to both Sinead O'Connor and Paul Reubens, Kristen Bell talks to Kelly Clarkson about crackin' a (non alcoholic) cold one with literal girls, talk of a potential Barbie sequel ALREADY, Lena Dunham is going to be giving Polly Pocket the live...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie getting to see the new Barbie movie and Holden is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World who is NOT excited to see 3 hours of ole Oppy goofing around in the desert, did Page 7 combine their powers and manifest Scott Stapp taking to the seas with the 'Summer of '99' Creed Cruise!?!? and 311 has their own separate cruise for some reason!?!? (WHICH IS APPARENTLY CANCELED...

Riverdale is for fathers.   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visitin...

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!! This week we're gossin' 'bout a Twister sequel comin' in 2024 and how they should have hired JACKIE TWISTERFUCKER ZEBROWSKI for the lead, Jackie headin' down to the strike and how powerful it feels to be led by THE Fran Drescher, Ron Perlman is HOT BLOODED for good reason, the anticipation of The Golden Bachelor and horrifying ways to exploit it as a producer, Tom C...

Jackie, Holden, and MJ are BACK with a watch-along that feels like WARM APPLE PIE!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com    Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting si...

"MAKE 'EM ALL GAY, PLEASE" Jackie shouts into the unforgiving Archie-verse!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Star...

This week we're gossin' 'bout how absolutely fucking atrocious 'The Idol' is, Jackie has her ARMS WIDE OOOOPEN, Colleen Ballinger's Ukulele KFC Doubledown and how she definitely checked the time stamp to monetize her "apology", Tom Hank's asking his niece the important questions, Holden sings his OWN "apology" ukulele song, some podcast reviewer says this is turning into a T Swift podcast SO I GUE...

As always we're left wondering, was that a choice or an accident?   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free t...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Yacht Rockin' sans Yacht, 'The Idol' heading off to an early grave, Zendaya's new ball smackin' movie, HILARIA continues to...do her thing, Gloria showin' off the goods in her new swimsuit, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; ARE THERE MULTIPLE CLONES OF EMINEM!? DA LISSST and DA BLINDZ!   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets...

KISSIN'   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/pod...

This week we're gossin' 'bout the dangers(?) of margaritas, Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, MJ sings the praises of the all inclusive resort even if the Jimmy Buffett gibbets can't hang, Holden processes the downgrading of his Eras experience, the Idol continuing to...exist, no one ever needing a new store to shop at again because of thesituationsstore.com, a deeper dive i...

This week Jackie and her Lil Prisoners are gossin' 'bout the 2003 Limp Bizkit rendition of "Behind Blue Eyes", Max's "The Idol" making the intimacy coordinator the bad guy and being truly awful, Kayne West celebrating his bday with some Nyotaimori AND North, a deep dive into the origins of Smokey Joe, Megan Fox takes on political failure Robby Starbuck over what her children wear, Smokey Joe hatch...

WHY'S THERE GOTTA BE ALL THIS MILK?   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or...

This week we're gossin' 'bout Tay finally kickin' Matty to the curb, Shiny Happy People reminding us that TLC execs are NOT good people, Kim Cattrall (kinda) returning to Sex in the City, Barbrie causing a literal pink shortage, Padma leaving Top Chef and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Meghan Markle attend the coronation in disguise!? A fright-filled list AND DON'T FORGET TO HAVE A HAPPY PRID...

It really does always come back to Mormon.   Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podca...