Turtle Time

Amy and Riley discuss part 2 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island season 1 reunion, and try to decipher their cryptic Taylor Swift wedding invites. (05:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning...

On this week's recap of the Vanderpump Rules episode - "Give Them Lala", we solve the mystery of who bought Ariana Madix's foot photos online. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle T...

Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss the season 2 premiere of Next Gen NYC - "Serving Country". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more T...

Amy and Riley begin by breaking down The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th trailer. (00:00 - 14:00) And then discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 13) - "The Clown and the Snake". (14:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're re...

Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 6) - "Imagine It Done". (08:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 2) - "Galyna's Second Annual Halloween Party" and what is going to be this year's most popular Halloween costume. (08:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping th...

Amy and Riley discuss part 1 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island season 1 reunion, and debate what Ferris Bueller would have done with access to AI technology. (09:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the...

Ariana Madix gets drunk as a skunk at her birthday party at Tramp Stamp Granny's. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn...

On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "I Survived Schwartzapalooza" - we begin by discussing Carl Radke's interview with Lindsay Hubbard on his More Life podcast. (00:00 - 18:35) And then as Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 12) - "The First of Three Birthdays". (18:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in...

On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "How the West Was Done" - we discuss West Wilson getting fired from Summer House season 11 as well as Jelly Roll getting fired from his marriage. (00:00 - 18:35) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds and souls to discussing Summer House: The Aftermath. (18:35) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (seaso...

Amy and Riley discuss the season 3 premiere of The McBee Dynasty - "Judgment Day" and whether or not Season 3 is the Season of McBee. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need...

Amy and Riley discuss the season finale of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island - "The Ferry-Tale Is Over" and if Block Island is kind of like the setting of the show Widow's Bay. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series f...

On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "It Reeks of Jax" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like the RHOC season 20 trailer, Jennifer Lawrence finding the Summer House audio leaker, and our thoughts on the Summer House: The Aftermath trailer. (00:00 - 40:00) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 11) - "In a P...

On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda Goes West" - we discuss the tale of two kisses. (00:00 - 10:30) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the final part of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (10:30) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 4) - " We Need To Talk About Kenny". (01:46:55) If you enjoyed...

Tom Schwartz loses a game of ping pong to Lisa Vanderpump and has to get a tattoo of her name on his ass. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTo...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Monster in the Fridge" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like Carl Radke's new Carl's Jr. ad, and Andy Cohen's new boyfriend. (00:00 - 18:05) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 10) - "A Meeting of the Ball Bros". (18:05) And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 10) - "When the Saints....

On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "The West Show" - we discuss KJ Dillard's ode to heartbreak, Lindsay Hubbard going on Carl Radke's podcast, Dorit Kemsley's favorite books, and much more! (00:00 - 28:30) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing Part 2 of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (28:30) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The C...

Brock Davies' lets Tom and Ariana host a Mad Max-themed pool party for his birthday, and brings his War Boys. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠T...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slam Pig of the Year Awards" - we begin by talking about Susan Boyle's next era, KJ and Dara from Summer House potentially breaking up, and Bethenny Frankel. (00:00 - 27:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 9) - "Kristen the Giver". (27:25) And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 9) - "When Life Hands...

On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda's Awakening" - we discuss West Wilson and Kyle Cooke having a 3-hour conversation and then the news that West and Amanda went to Rome to recreate Gladiator. (00:00 - 11:10) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing Part 1 of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (11:10) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to reca...

Mark it down - "Pitch No-So-Perfect" is the worst episode of Vanderpump Rules or at least in the bottom 10. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠Tik...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Giveth Them Lala " - we begin by talking about Jeff Probst completely blowing it at the Survivor 50 finale, Round 2 for Andy Cohen at the DMV, and also the new footage from the Summer House season 10 reunion. (00:00 - 17:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 8) - "The First Annual San Diego Nia Pageant". (18:...

On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "Bye Bye House" - we begin by discussing the In The City premiere party in New York City as well as Andy Cohen's trip to the DMV. (00:00 - 22:35) Then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the season 10 finale of Summer House - "The Summer Before the Fall" - and recap every single moment in it. (22:35) And then we break down the Summer Ho...

Raquel and James get a second opinion from Dr. Paul Nassif on Raquel's botched nose job. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠...

On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "The Dark Side of Danny Drunko " - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like Ciara Miller correcting TMZ's false reporting, James Kennedy getting a baby, and other stuff. (00:00 - 25:30) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 7) - "Please Give Him Lala". (25:30) And then, we give RHORI sea...