The Franchise

Cut Up Tim Ahlin joins me to discuss the auteur Anthony Perkins as well as a weird late 80's TV swing by NBC which incorporates ghosts and fake Scooby-Doo ghosts and Jason Bateman. 

Jason Anthony Harris joins me to discuss all things Bates. Turns out, this guy got up to a lot. Let's sort out canon.

Price Ashe is back for the episode that was intended to be this week's only episode because the last one was supposed to come out last week. Anyways, Ron Burgundy! 

Price Ashe joins me for a discussion of the Grumpies! Lemmon/Matthau reunite to call each other names and try to get laid. 

My old pal David Gallagher joins me to discuss the Clint Eastwood orangutan duology. Beers to you!

Catch up time again, with Matty Ragz. We've got a Jackass clip show and a 2 billion dollar busting wallcrawler.

Nathaniel Safren is back to talk birds. 

We catch up on a couple of recent franchise entries, both of which Daniel thinks are real dogs.

Tim comes on and forces Bean upon me, apparently a member of his pop culture Mount Rushmore. I wanted to play "Boombastic" or "I Love LA" at the end but the app I use isn't working. Oh well.

Eric Nelson returns to the show to do a deep dive into some real cult classics.

Matty gives Daniel a lesson on Indonesia. Daniel sounds predictably stupid.

Did you know that a new Star Wars movie came out this year? Wild. Also, the Wayans Siblings are back! All of them!

It's a We Love Kids Movies redux here as we reenter the Schneiderverse.

Tim Ahlin's back for more Muniz Month, as we discuss his very horny foray into the spy genre. This week on The Franchise, Hilary Duff's mom pulls off a coup d'etat. 

Shut Up Tim Ahlin is back to discuss Blue Giamatti and a remake masquerading as a sequel. Welcome to Muniz (slash Dan Schneider I guess?) Month.

Matty joins Daniel to catch up with a tiresome new Mortal Kombat entry and the occasionally delightful new Toy Story. Bonus interview with Fiona Smyth and Zoey Smyth, Daniel's twin nieces.

The great Matty Ragz finally makes his first main show appearance to discuss the last two Renny Harlin Strangers movies starring that girl from Riverdale. 

Daniel and Tim discuss such worthy topics as Chili Palmer's catchphrases and late-career Aerosmith. Plus, Henry texts in!

Shut Up Timmy-Boy Ahlin joins the pod to discuss all things Looney and Roundball. More discussion of the Serververse than you ever could have dreamed of. 

I forgot to make jokes about how Michael Douglas got cancer from eating too much pussy, so here it is in the ep description. Also, we rank the films of Oliver Stone.

Eric and Daniel discuss the final film in the Porky's trilogy and also head on over to 2009 to discuss an attempted reboot of this all-important IP. Eric also watches Hollywood Zap, the fabled Porky's 4. 

Guest host Eric Nelson joins Daniel to discuss a formative work of sex comedy by visionary (baby) genius Bob Clark.

We talk about the emotional effectiveness of dildo-based comedy. Have a summah everyone. 

Daniel and Nathaniel are back to discuss the final Kirk Cameron rapture movie, its big studio remake with Nicolas Cage and a weird, desperate attempt by Kevin Sorbo to use the rapture to complain about Covid restrictions. 

Daniel and Nathaniel venture forth into the world of Christian cinema with the Kirk Cameron rapture classics, Left Behind and Left Behind 2. Madness ensues.