I Hate It But I Love It

Sadly reflect upon your wasted life then bellow at an unforgiving sky about the failure of the American dream, cause we're talking about Jaume Collet-Serra's The Commuter ! Join us as we discuss what is a ludicrous romp through the pits of insanity (for Kat) and an unrelentingly grim meditation on the manipulation of the lower classes (for Jocelyn), touching on ludicrous action sequences, Liam Nee...

Hop onto AOL and listen to a solid 47 minutes of dial up noises because we're talking about Hackers ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn talk about how it's almost impossible to show hacking onscreen in a way that even RESEMBLES accurate, discuss the worst fashion that 1995 has to offer, and talk about the cool hackers' hangout which is AKA just Hansel's apartment from Zoolander . Also, Jocelyn trie...

Deepest! Bluest! This week, our hats are indeed like a shark's fin, because we're talking about the B-movie sharkstravaganza,  Deep Blue Sea ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this film is just  Jurassic Park  with more misogyny, explain why none of us should ever go in the ocean, and try to figure out exactly how smart these sharks are. As a bonus, both Kat and Jocelyn perform their o...

Grab your pompoms and then set those pompoms aside because you need to execute a HIGHLY athletic and badass move cause we're talking about Bring it On ! This week we're joined by very special guest Tara Ariano of Extra Hot Great to discuss this objectively perfect film, touching on the perfection of Gabrielle Union, the parts of this film that haven't aged so well, Kirsten Dunst's extraneous littl...

Everything we do, we do it for you (including rewatching this movie). In this week's episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves , touching on how Kevin Costner's Robin Hood is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, how the wonderful Alan Rickman goes FULL HAM in this performance, and how 99% of this movie is just cool hangs in the forest.  This episode sponsored by ThirdLove. When it comes...

Bury a box of garbage with your childhood friends and then jump in a car with someone you loosely believe to be a murderer because we're talking about Crossroads ! In this episode, Jocelyn and Kat chat about inexplicable karaoke sequences, Britney's failed attempts to get into character, and how softly reciting your own lyrics is NOT poetry. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic . Ch...

Get carried through a crowd by a burly yet emotionless man then have a BIZARRE romantic scene over a katana because we're talking about The Bodyguard ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the total absence of chemistry between the two leads, the weird similarities between Kevin Costner and Gerald Ford, and a scene in which a child who cannot swim is LITERALLY AND INEXPLICABLY TACKLED INTO A L...

Join us as we revisit the year 2003, where the plots were convoluted, the lingo was appalling (...frost yourselves?), and we as a people had not fully come to appreciate the genius of Kathryn Hahn. That's right, we're talking about the hugely successful (and, for Jocelyn, excruciatingly uncomfortable) How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days ! In this episode, we touch on how everyone in this film is a TERRIB...

Take a trip with us to the year 1996, when the effects were practical, you could ride your bike through your office (even though you shouldn't), and there was a sudden influx of aliens who secretly had NO PLAN AT ALL. Today we're talking about the mega-hit disaster film  Independence Day !   In this episode, Kat gets mad at everyone who says "Welcome to Earf", Jocelyn wonders if Bill Pullman is th...

Put some zinc on your nose and stand on a rock to avoid a monster's mouth tentacles, cause we're talking about the 1990 commercial flop/cult success  Tremors!  Jocelyn and Kat delve into this truly delightful film, chatting about having just the right amount of gross, the delightfulness of having a main character's arc being learning to appreciate women (!), and the sheer perfection that is Michae...

Take a bunny out of a box, then PUT THAT BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX, cause we're talking about  Con Air ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Nicolas Cage's bummer of a haircut, how it's apparently VERY EASY to hijack a plane, how the stunts were secretly performed by sad PAs, yet another VHS beloved by 14-Year-Old-Jocelyn, and a piece of gossip that haunts Jocelyn forever. The episode brought to you in part by  S...

It's another bonus, y'all! In this episode of IHIBILI, Jocelyn and Kat explore Solo: A Star Wars Story, touching on extremely unnecessary backstory, Alden Ehrenreich being doomed no matter what, the UNBELIEVABLY GRIM TREATMENT of Lando's droid, and why prequels remain the absolute worst. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favou...

Pick up a weird alien husk that you find on the football field and then become a full-tilt babe for some reason cause we're talking about  The Faculty ! Jocelyn and Kat discuss ridiculous teen names (...Stokely?), how the aliens are real showboats, that brief period in time where Jon Stewart was trying to be an actor, and how  The Faculty  occupied a very special space in Jocelyn's weird teen high...

IT'S A BONUS, Y'ALL! In this very special episode of  IHIBILI , Kat and Jocelyn talk about  Deadpool 2.  We discuss the difference between references and jokes, unpack some genuinely brutal storytelling decisions, and question the casting choices behind Cable. (...Josh Brolin? Really?) This episode sponsored by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about finding the right fit for you....

Grab a croissant from "Bean and Beluga" and then try to keep on top of the fastest moving plot in existence cause we're talking about  Riverdale Season 2 ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this banana boat of a show goes FULL BONKERS this year, talking about ridiculous plot developments (...Archie's the creator of Teen ISIS), horribly embarrassing dance moves, and how there's always at...

Get infected by a butt-alien and then have an inexplicable British accent because we're talking about Stephen King's  Dreamcatcher ! We discuss all aspects of this completely ridiculous movie, from terrible folksy sayings to whatever the hell a Memory Warehouse is to what on God's green earth the aliens' plan was, and Jocelyn names yet another character Alan to Kat's mounting disgust. This episode...

Bother your best friend with an unprompted and entirely unwanted dance sequence, cause we're talking about Pretty in Pink ! We discuss sexy James Spader, unsexy Duckie, amazing Iona, and the worst dress of all time.  This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have nerdy hoodies, sweaters, baseball tees...

It's a bonus, y'all! In this special episode of IHIBILI, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the latest Marvel offering, Avengers: Infinity War . We talk about cute cute Tom Holland, whether or not Thanos is just a leftover piece of plasticine from Grape Escape , Elizabeth Olsen's not-so-great accent, and Jocelyn has a VERY strong reaction to Chris Evans's beard. Edited by Andrew Ivimey and produced for the F...

Tell everyone you're writing the most important show of all time then write a BARELY passable parody of The Pirates of Penzance because we're talking about Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip ! Kat and Jocelyn deep-dive into Aaron Sorkin's greatest failure to date, discussing Sorkin's epic revenge fantasies, the complete absence of romantic chemistry in BOTH of its main relationships, how Danny Tripp an...

Fill your quaint apartment with water and then have questionably consensual sex with a fish in it, cause we're talking about The Shape Of Water! Kat and Jocelyn discuss cultural stereotypes, how the fish man actually felt about all of this, and whether or not the real monster.... IS MAN!!!!!!!! This episode sponsored by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about finding the right fit...

Strap in, buddies, because this week we're talking about the most bonkers bananas wackadoo film of them all, John Woo's  Face/Off . Kat and Jocelyn discuss nutso action sequences, hilarious goth makeup, how doves are just pigeons that got a makeover, and come up with a flawless idea for a television show. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discov...

Bellow a Top 40 song at the top of your lungs while frenetically kicking your way across a soundstage, cause we're talking about  Moulin Rouge!  Kat and Jocelyn discuss all aspects of this polarizing film, from excellent costumes to cultural appropriation to WHY WAS NICOLE KIDMAN BARKING SO MUCH.  This episode is brought to you by Away , first class luggage at a coach price. Away makes luggage wit...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAMP! This week, Kat and Jocelyn are talking about Christopher Nolan's  Inception . We try to make sense of its ludicrous plot (spoiler alert: we cannot, no one can), discuss the closest thing this film has to a romance (spoiler alert: it's Tom Hardy and Joseph Gordon-Levitt), and laugh hysterically at its over-the-top soundtrack (BWAAAAAAAAAAMP!!!!!) This episode is brought to you in p...

Invite a well-mannered stranger into your home and then immediately regret that decision because we're talking about The Guest ! Kat and Jocelyn explore this surprisingly fun cult favorite, touching on Dan Stevens' excellent performance, a plot you will never see coming, and Jocelyn's tried, tested and true way to not get shot. The episode brought to you by Simple Contacts . Simple Contacts is a c...

Put on some Lycra and your signature colours (blush or bashful, NATURALLY), cause we're talking about Steel Magnolias ! Kat and Jocelyn dive into this total tearjerker, discussing charming performances, excellent lines, and this film's shocking dearth of hot guys. This episode is brought to you by TeePublic . Check out www. TeePublic.com and discover your next favourite Tee. Psst... they also have...