I Hate It But I Love It

It's our two year anniversary, and to celebrate, we're discussing a three + hour movie! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn revisit James Cameron's Titanic , talking about how Titanic girls were the "horse girls" of 1997, ridiculous framing devices, and whatever happened to the owner of that car. This episode brought to you in part by Hourglass Cosmetics. The cruelty free luxury beauty brand, known f...

Grab a pair of tinted glasses and loudly sing-shout Tiny Dancer in a bus, cause we're talking about Almost Famous ! Joined by special guests Danita Steinberg and Emily Gagne, we discuss Frances McDormand's epic wardrobe, how much Billy Crudup suuuucks, and Kate Hudson's pretty pretty hair, while reminiscing over our favourite concert memories. Brought to you in part by HelloFresh. HelloFresh is a...

Grab a metal helmet and a stunning array of pop pastiche songs because we're talking about Phantom of the Paradise ! Kat and Jocelyn explore this beloved cult classic, chatting about Phoenix's dance skills (or lack thereof), ridiculous tone blending, and some epic line deliveries from Paul Williams. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about fin...

Take a red pill and then get rescued from a lake of garbage by a claw machine, cause we're talking about  The Matrix ! Kat and Jocelyn have MANY questions this week, and discuss how Cypher's 100% right, how much we'd want to stay in the Matrix, and what Morpheus' plan actually was. This episode brought to you in part by  MeUndies.  MeUndies are made from naturally soft, breathable fibre that's 3X...

Grab a weird wannabe Skeletor mask and carry a VERY cute baby around, cause we're talking about  Willow ! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how absolutely BAZONKERS this movie is, discuss comedic characters that absolutely don't work, and talk about the awesomeness of a fight scene where two septuagenarians punch each other in the head.   This episode brought to you in part by Robinhood.  R...

Put on an anachronistic song and hang out in the Middle Ages, cause we're talking about A Knight's Tale . In this episode, Nigel makes his glorious return to the podcast, we wonder why everyone's so quick to defend William (who CLEARLY sucks), and develop a foolproof strategy to win any fight. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter . Pretty Litter has next level odor protection, is d...

It's our 100th episode! In this very special episode, Jocelyn makes her return to the podcast and we discuss  13 Going On 30 , touching on such important topics as the everlasting wonderosity of Jennifer Garner, how young Matt absolutely sucks, and the phrases that WE think should be more popular. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all about findi...

For episode 99.5 (it's definitely NOT the 100th episode, don't be silly), we've got a special treat: Kat and Jocelyn's special boyfriend types, Craig and Jon, take over the podcast for the week to talk about the 1990 film  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!  They talk about the shockingly impressive turtle suits, some missed opportunities plot-wise, and how the film-ending rap gets Raphael's role TOTAL...

Jocelyn is still away, so Kat is joined by the wonderful Andrew Ivimey ( Talk From Superheroes ) to talk about the 2012 Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Bruce Willis time travel movie Looper ! We discuss time travel rules that make no sense, female characters who are introduced and almost immediately discarded, and why Rian Johnson just wants to be a very special time boy. This episode brought to you in part...

Jocelyn is on sabbatical this week, so Kat is joined by the excellent Diana McCallum ( Talk From Superheroes ) to discuss a movie they both once loved: The Boondock Saints . They talk about disturbingly close twin brothers, confusing opening scenes, and how Willem Dafoe chews up every last bit of scenery. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it's all abo...

Welp, buckle up everyone, and get ready for today's episode of "Kat And Jocelyn Forget Why They Put This On The List, And Now Here We All Are, Discussing The 2001 Film Swordfish "! In this truly crazed exchange, we discuss John Travolta's terrible costumes, Hugh Jackman's bummer highlights, and exactly how much money it would cost to get Jocelyn to show her boobs (hint: not much). Brought to you b...

Put on a gorgeous vintage dress and then SHOCK the patriarchy with your blue humour cause we're talking about The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel ! We discuss amazing performances, unnecessary tertiary characters, and how in every Amy Sherman-Palladino show, there's always at least one ENORMOUS SPEECH per episode. Brought to you by Canvas People . Canvas People has a very easy to use Photo-to-Canvas service...

Plug in your hamburger phone and bother everyone with TERRIBLY laboured, overwrought dialogue cause we're talking about  Juno!  Kat and Jocelyn discuss Ellen Page's excellent performance, how much we LOVE Jennifer Garner, and how we  want  to love (but maybe mostly hate) this movie. This episode is brought to you by Quip, an electric toothbrush designed by dentists with a built-in two minute timer...

Put on your favourite rumpled shirtdress and "Stay (I Missed You)" on cassette because we're talking about Reality Bites ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the awesomeness of Vickie, the enduring obnoxiousness of Troy, and how movies about people in their 20s are the best and worst genre. Brought to you in part by Talkspace . The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists who are experienced in...

Dye your hair a bright colour and date a series of women who are WAY out of your league cause we're talking about  Scott Pilgrim Vs The World ! Kat and Jocelyn explore this cult classic, discussing its wonderful depiction of Toronto (HOORAY!), how Knives Chau is the best character in this film if not of all time, and how Ramona Flowers is a character we WANT to love. This episode is brought to you...

Put on your best approximation of a cool teen outfit and dredge up all manner of mortifying memories, cause we're talking about Never Been Kissed ! Kat and Jocelyn chat about terrible fashion, desperate attempts to approximate teen slang, and how Drew Barrymore's effortless charm isn't totally enough to save this movie that is wall to wall about criminals doin' crimes. This episode brought to you...

  Grab a ragtag team of barely cute puppets and put on a pair of pants that leave NOTHING to the imagination cause we're talking about Jim Henson's Labyrinth! Alongside special guest James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), we talk about ugly puppets, how confusing Jareth's scheme actually is, and how this film is GREAT... but maybe not good. This episode is also brought to you by Quip, an electric too...

Grab a loose leather belt and then hang out in 200mph winds for a bit, cause we're talking about Twister ! Jocelyn and Kat chat about this movie's amazingly obvious product placement, the weird animals that improbably voiced the twisters, and how the true villain of this film is Bill Paxton. This episode brought to you in part by Robinhood. Robinhood is an investing app that lets you buy and sell...

Flash a million-watt smile while also shedding a crystal clear tear, cause we're talking about My Best Friend's Wedding ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Michael is the worst, Julia Roberts' hair is the best, and how none of this movie would have happened if any of the characters had a SINGLE female friend. Brought to you in part by Talkspace . The Talkspace platform has over 2,000 licensed therapists...

Solve a complicated equation and then cry about your FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIIIINGSSS SSS, cause we're talking about Good Will Hunting ! Kat and Jocelyn talk about how this movie is ABSOLUTELY the creation of two very young men, discuss how badly Skylar needs friends, accidentally insert Cole Sprouse into this film, and make a plan to cook Jeff Bezos. Also, Jocelyn gets #2Real about her life. Please...

Put on the MOST Bonne Bell glitter gel and sport an inconsistent accent cause we're talking about Ever After: A Cinderella Story ! Kat and Jocelyn deep dive into this super cute n' charming film, talking about Drew Barrymore's charming performance, Jocelyn's refusal to pronounce Dougray Scott's name correctly, how Angelica Houston can do more with one eyebrow than the rest of us can do with our wh...

Fathers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your fathers! And EVERYBODY lock up Mark Wahlberg, cause this week we're talking about Fear ! Jocelyn and Kat re-investigate this 1996 cult classic, discussing this film's questionable POV, how Mark Wahlberg always sounds as though he's got a strip of ham over his tongue, and a truly embarrassing incident from Jocelyn's past. The episode brought...

This week we're talking about American Beauty and, in a word, YIPES. Kat and Jocelyn delve into a movie that is unwatchable now to ask an important: WHY WAS THIS WATCHABLE THEN?! We discuss Annette Bening's bad hair, how this film veers from smug pseudo-mysticism to zany plots stolen straight from a 70s sitcom, and why Alan Ball really needed to do a second pass on that garbage bag scene. Brought...

Whisk up some beautiful Swiss meringue, then THROW IT at your long-suffering husband and mope about turning thirty and living in a super cute studio in Queens, cause we're talking about  Julie and Julia ! Jocelyn and Kat talk about Amy Adams' very bad wig, the sheer perfection that is Stanley Tucci, and how Meryl Streep's performance as Julia Child is somehow also an accurate depiction of Jocelyn....

Sneak into a long-abandoned prison that still has a tunnel filled with gears and fire for some reason cause we're talking about The Rock ! Kat and Jocelyn conclude their deep-dive into the Nicolas Cage Trifecta of '90s Bonkerosity, discussing inexplicably convoluted villainous plots, an intern who's having a REALLY bad day, and how Michael Bay really just wants a friend. The episode brought to you...