Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Green Blooded Bastard - The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror 1 (S2E3). This episode launched a delightful run of horror-themed Simpsons episodes. This is the OG one!

This week is another of the most exciting chapters of pain: S02E10 (Metallo).

Green Blooded Bastard -  Pulse (2006 film). This one is a flaming pile of shit with way too many people who are too good to be in this film. Give it a shot if you're hungover!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E09 (Season's Greedings).

This is a crap little zine I threw together, based on some random art, poems, or collage artfuck chaos art I create while recording episodes or burning time.  green blooded bastard

Green Blooded Bastard - Pick Me UP (Masters Of Horror S1E11). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the 11th episode of season 1!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E08 (A Bolt from the Blue).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox. This movie is about when you try to fix what isn't broken, but only bruised shit hits the fan, and Batman becomes an alcoholic.

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E07 (That Old Gang of Mine).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Doom.  This movie is fucking great! Not straight-to-tape cheese, but not much better either.

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E06 (Operation Blackout).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Obsession.  This movie is pretty damn great! A Grade A all-timer, some would say!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E05 (Church of Metropolis).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Accountant.  This movie is about the fucked up world we live in and the fucked up things that we'll do for family! Pretty fun short film.

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E04 (The Prankster).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Camp Rock.  This movie had so much underage ass-eating on set it's not even funny!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E03 (The Source).

Green Blooded Bastard - Sick Girl  (Masters Of Horror S1E10). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the tenth episode of season 1!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E02 (Wall of Sound).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Airport 1975. In this film, big dick Charlie Heston saves the day in the greatest film of 1974!

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S02E01 (Madame Ex).   Welcome back after such a long wait!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fathers' Day. In this film, the tramp from San Francisco teams up with a big-dog lawyer from Los Angeles to kick some ass, take some names, and find their possible son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches NIGHTBORNE. This slop is trash and should be hatefucked until they take it down. Go leave shit comments on the YouTube page!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Glass House. This movie is not horrible, but somehow it's trash! Give it a shot after you've had a few shots.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kubrick By Candlelight. This short film is pretty fun, but also packs in a bunch of Kubrick references, some of which I noticed, but I'm sure there are lots that I didn't even notice. Give it a watch!