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Skye is here! Notes: Highlights from the last episode! Why is Skye here? Applebee's is noty going to heal your soul! M.C. Applebee, Famed Explorer! Time travel requires an Applebee's! Nazi Women! It may rain! C+ Movies vs B- Expeirences! Little Kansas Pleasures vs Big Kansas Displeasures! Aaron Coleman is trash! England is sad today! Nelson is from the Super Science Society of the Future! A good c...

Going straight at the Notes: Will's just thinking about Janine! A visit from Oliver! Will is Sassy McSasser, Will is Big Man. You gotta play tennis downstairs, buddy! Tennis ball could be useful (???)! Will wants to be a laid back mafioso! What are the best Lawrence businesses to target for racketeering!? Racketeering is a numbers game, kids! Why isn't Kramer vs Kramer the Kleenex to divorce's fac...

Back in the basement cause the Earth is melting! No guests, but Nelson has a genius business opportunity! Notes: Spoon Keys! Let's inhabit the opening that Apple has left for us! Grease Thieves! Fox & the Hound 2: Cool Hangs! Will hates squirrels! Reckless backyard gunplay! Squirrel SVU! True Detectnuts! Let Matthew McConaughey know if you find a dead squirrel! RIP Nelson's Dad! All wrong, all wro...

Auman and Skye are still here! The notes: We don't like Facebook! Will still reps Angelfire! All social media all the time! Dead Kidneys Disease is my favorite punk album! Will's Mom is a champion in the war against Satan! A campaign of grandparent appeasement! #GodvsDeadKennedys! #GodvsFugazi! Smashmouth is both American and Canadian, they're Schrodinger's Band! Applebee's babyback ribs! Ronald R...

Not only are still recording in person, we've got guests! Which taxed our sound a little, so sorry if it's not awesome! But still we've got guests! Jeremy Auman and Skye! Here's the notes: Making sure people realize that Jeremy and Auman are the same man! What's your Christopher number?! Digging deep on our security questions! Auditing wizard school! If men died there in the 1860's, Nelson has sle...

Second episode reunited in person and Will completely forgets how to start the show. WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXIST IN PUBLIC AGAIN YET! #IWillTellYouWhatIThinkDouble Deuce! The Notes: You are loved, no matter the size of your thoughts! Karate Sampson's thoughts = Karate, Science, Fireworks, and Rock & Roll! Sad Sports Corner! Sunderland wins their first trophy since 1972, then get Ted Lasso'd and rem...

HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE RECORDING IN PERSON! After 62 episodes apart, we are back together in Will's backyard recording this! Sorry if the sound is bad, we're still figuring that aspect out again. The Notes: The pandemic happened because we didn't love Jackee enough! Will does the conspiracy math! We are not a QAnons, but we've seen one on TV! Listener submitted Applebees ad! It's a c...

Will's back from Boston, but he doesn't remember anything from before his trip! Here's the notes: Will forgets how to clock! Boston is a punchy city! Boston: Punching and Science is in Latin on the seal. Et Placebat Ei Pulsare Scientiam! Hockey, making sons, and giving no fucks! Ricky 3 was a regular joe of a king! Planning a roadtrip to the bronze cheeseburger! Calidum et Deliciose! She doesn't l...

Stuff's happening, so we recorded this back on Wednesday, just so you know! Here's the notes: ASMR stands for Audio Sensing Motherfucking Reading! Karate Sampson used to read pornos to the blind! Release the Karate Sampson Cut, Audio Reader! It's like the Bourne Identity, but she remembers everything! Top 5 Facts About John Edward (& John Edwards)! Will is a real Fact Racker! Helping the police so...

Happy Mother's Day! We call Will's Mom and he gets her an ambush journalism for Mother's Day. The Notes: The Politeness Ladies. The Knights Etiquette, please save us from our post-9/11 barbarism. Nelson's inadvertent murder. Nelson loves the kids. Kids love a sense of mystery. Mickey Mouse is a stone-cold psychopath. Nelson helps Will write a Mother's Day poem for his mom that he wrote himself. Al...

WHOOPS! We couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode (and next week we may be back to recording in person)! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 7! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Act...

Look, we're trying to make a D&D episode, but we have a hard time staying on task. Notes! Nelson undercuts Will for the sake of scientific accuracy! It's a D&D episode! Will tries to use the D&D episode as a way to air some of his junior high-era grievances! Hey government, if you're not too busy, could you get all the cocaine out of NPR, please!? Mid-Level DM advice! The founder of Cinnabon is an...

It's all downhill now! Here's the notes: Do you really have the "Best Burger in Town" or are you just jerking me off!? Will's Mom's feud with Will's Google Assistant is the Mrs. O'Leary's Cow that will ignite the fire that will be war with the robots! Nelson takes away Will's training wheels so he can soar, but forgets to give him landing gear! It's a D&D episode! #DDD&D! Applebee's, maybe! Appleb...

Bad notes again, bad Nelson! Here's what he managed to scrawl: We don't just do this to entertain. As always, we are here to educate the kids. Look, let Nelson build the kind of child army he wants to build, and you can go build your child army your way. Will does the Applebee's ad! Will recommends a podcast, The Podcaster's Guide to the Galaxy: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-podcasters...

Nelson did a bad notes today, but here's what we got: Will requires no coaching! According to Will, he says "uh" too much and he fears society's scorn. Nelson is only concerned with grim realities. June through February is Whacking Time, according to Will. Biblical Cinematic Universe! BASKETBALL! If you get me a time machine, I will get you a dragon: that's the Nelson promise. Contact Us! Follow U...

Nelson is a basketball shark metaphor and we need to evict returning guest, Jason Keezer! The Notes: We need more gardens! Will needs to be seated near the bathroom! Law 101: roll 2d6 on an objection check! Quarantine D&D and Improv Shows! Nelson and Keezer are both birdmen! Jason Keezer is no Jim Davis! Our lawyer can get you a baby! Don't drink the buttery topping! No "open dangles" if you're go...

Nelson's comedy political rival, Jason Keezer, is here to try to sell us tombstone flash drives. The Notes: Nelson wants to be a holocron so bad, you guys! Keezer hates socks! Dodge City is at the forefront of artistic innovation! Which Ones are the Werewolves, and Which Ones are the Vampires: a Guide to Romeo & Juliet! Nelson would be a good best man! Nana loved the Sirloin Stockade! Will longs f...

We got another pod here, now one year without being able to do it face to face! And we can't record in person either, HEY-YO!!!! Here's the notes: Silver Spoons is the hollow allure of capitalism! Speaking of spoons! Great Harvest Bread story, get ready! Petition the city to avow it on a plaque! This city needs more plaques! Lawrence City Commissioner werewolf stories! Did you have your prom dinne...

Back again, a year or so into our Covid bullshit. Here's the notes: Is Will in Mensa, or did we just get him kicked out? Will blames concussions for his inability to conceptualize other humans on their own terms! Spats Carter! Sports Corner! College Basketball has logged into the chat! Top 5 Laughs at Mensa! 32/16 is the established Didgeridoo speed! Get some air in there! Nelson didn't know how r...

We're answering questions the you, the listeners, or at least the people who stumbled upon the facebook post, asked us. And you asked a bunch of questions so this episode is super-sized! The Notes: You need pyrotechnics! Lady-bagging is fine, too, according to Will! God is always number C! Get Endless Summer in the Constitution! This is a safe space to talk about explosions, but our love is tough!...

It's a nice cool down after the nitro-fueled thrill ride of the live show, as Will and Nelson talk about content they've been consuming. The Notes: This Bakery Doesn't Care if You're Covered in Dog Blood! We Still Hate the Stand! We Also Hate Clarice Now! We Do Like: A Care A Lot, Mr. Mayor, and Resident Alien! Also, we in a preview of next week's Q&A episode, we settle an eternal debate! Jesus th...

We recorded a live show last week with friends and now it's here for all your mood-setting needs! We're the discerning individual's slow jam, and it's a super-sized 70 minutes to accommodate all manner of stamina! The world's best guests and the last of the Will's Drunk Puppet Drops! It's a high-octane thrill ride from start to finish! Here are the notes: Nelson doesn't have a cup and he's tired,...

It's gameday and so you need the hard-hitting, statistical contextualizing, tape grinding sports analysis you've come to expect from the Deuce! Will is cheering for his Chiefs! Nelson is hoping for a good game with no party to attend and little to no skin in the game! It was a goddamn soft pretzel with extra salt of time travel nonsense as we recorded on Friday which was the day before a live show...

Well, sorry, we couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 6! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it's a bit longer (36 big dog minutes! Bar...

Auman's back and so are you! Notes: Auman Does Grover! Speaking of Trains! Space Trains! The Best Eyebrows in TV! Science in Science Fiction! Poor man's Mickey Rourke! WandaVision! Will wants to do the "Full Lawrence Kansas" with Stefan! Time Paradox AIDS! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, pleas...