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We're zooming cause it's cold and covidy out there. Take care of yourselves! Happy New Year! It's a double-sized New Years at the Movies episode! You're welcome. The Notes: Nelson's NPR opening! Elf drinking ages! Who would we be in the Lord of the Rings, or why Will is mad at his wife! Nelson is the bartender at the Prancing Pony and he's fine with that. Will has BGE (Big Gimli Energy)! Nobody is...

Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley is back with us in the future past as we recorded this bad boy back on the 12th and today is Boxing Day! Happy Boxing Day, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, chill vibes, we love you! We may refer to this episode as number 319 but rest assured it's episode 320. 319 was our live holiday episode last week. Blame the beer and the time travel! The Notes: Do you enjoy our...

We're in the side room at Murf's for this year's holiday show, with guests: Amber Fraley (buy her book!), Molly Scanlon, Our Waitress Cinnamon, Allison Puderbaugh, Keri Mack, and Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley! We got the audience gifts out of Will's garage and/or first marriage! The notes: Advent calendar controversy! Nelson brokers a deal between Will and progress! Disposable socks! A real bad...

Newly anointed Mayor of Lawrence Courtney Shipley is here! The Notes: The mind reels at the possibilities of Will guessing numbers! Will has bread questions! Will has a lot of opinions about his and Nelson's collective "jam"! #LadyDemographic! Ads for Applebee's bathrooms and the Bug Diary by Amber Fraley. Go read the Bug Diary and remember that while there are no rules inside the Applebee's bathr...

Zooming again because life is a weird pile of nachos, man. Starting with a Sports Corner because Nelson is watching Broncos at Chiefs while we record! The Notes: Nelson is excited because he's watching football! Will went on a writer's retreat and he had a great time! Will finished his new play and also wrote a story! Will is pigeonholing the Creepy Ron community! Buffalo Bill is a bad road trip c...

We're zooming, which probably isn't ideal sound-wise, but we're back and we've got Ed Parker! The Notes: Ed got kicked out of the bible! Ed Parker loves unclean women! Will's love language is cheesecake! Ed wants us to eat cheesecake with him on his Only Fans! Nelson is the Stick of Literature! Nelson catches Will in an embarrassing carrot situation! Nelson invents cheesecake salad! Mark your cale...

AW CRUMBS! We couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 9! (one shy of the fabled CentenniDeuce!) Real ones know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten brand-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish, and this one really stretches the definition of the word ish, folks) episodes recorded ove...

Amber is back hanging out! The notes: Will is talking Chex Mix! Will's DMs are open for your filthiest Chex Mix erotica! Will uses butter as a sexual lubricant! Nelson is still hitting hard! Will is suspiciously dodging questions about gluten! Will is in the pocket of Big Wheat! Will is in the market for ass-to-lip balm! Will's bakery story! Nelson's DMs are open for your conspiracy theories about...

Amber Fraley's book is out and she's here to talk about it! The notes: Will is Tokyo drifting the sweet spot on the mesa! Amber's here, but not on twitter! Amber has had 7 twitters! The other ways Amber is like trump! HARD-HITTING INTERVIEWERS! We're the Woodward and Bernstein of the Berenstain Bears universe! Yakov Smirnoff was a tool of the state! The dark side of Branson! Amber is a Branson 10!...

It's the second episode goof-em-ups! The Notes: We look back fondly on 311! Will is a Banana Buttcrack! Will elucidates the reasons why he is and/or has a Banana Buttcrack! We spend more time discussing banana physiology than you'd likely prefer! The Banana Buttcrack you deserve! Nelson crafts an Applebee's ad for Stefan in particular but also for the universe! Will tries to talk about cricket! Th...

Super Dune-sized episode! DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WILL MAKE YOU DANCE and also DUNE SPOILERS! Notes: Episode 311 with the 311 Intro! Right up at the mic style! Nelson danced more than Will in the 90's! Field Days of the USA and their variance! 311 was the height of Rome! Speaking of climate disaster, time for a Dune deep dive! What did you think about Dune #DuneReview! Jason Momoa Appreciation Co...

We had to do this one on Zoom, but Jason Keezer is here! The notes: Keezer has questions from the people! Will is secretly Moldovan! Sarah is trying to kill us! What animals could we barely defeat!? Wizard Corner! Front facing wizard vs secret cabal only!? Don't go against the wizard union! Interdimensional Applebee's! Will tries to take Nelson's power! Keezer has a cool book called Field Guide to...

Second episode madness! The Notes: Will is watching you, and yes, it's creepy! Oliver is a reporter! Will's fighting his son and eyeballs are popping out of heads! A brief Deadwood reminiscence! Jason Momoa is Will's favorite actor! Will endorses Jason Momoa for public office! Nelson hits a dinger! Nelson uses giant inflatable skeletons to pull a double-reverse Sonic! Will loves fanfiction! Nelson...

Nelson is still infected but we're still here, still fighting! Sorry if it feels low energy, though. The Notes: October is the Crown Prince of Months! Fall is rad as fuck, man! Stress will kill you! Something more fun than dying of stress! Applebee's: Eat a salad, you're going to die (but not this salad)! That doesn't trip Will's trigger! Nelson watched things! Things we watched: Y the Last Man, S...

Nelson's got the sciatica and the sinus infection, so today his beer of choice is lack of sleep! Here's the notes: We've got grit! Will turns it back on the audience! 5 solid minutes on why dogs (and cats for that matter) shouldn't play basketball with humans and those rules should be in the books, it's been decades you guys! Never forget we're blackmailing Applebee's, not the other way around! Bi...

It was a bad episode for notes, but here they are: Sirens and cicadas, the sounds of the season! Starting off dark today, I guess! So, there's a new Matrix movie and we're not sure how to feel about that! Cell phones and their line of demarcation re: movie plots! Taking the potion so he can squirt eggplant! Speaking of what kids like and 9/11! The five kinds of British people! All the ladies are D...

And we're back! The Notes: Reminder that Nelson is a Lieutenant Colonel in the United States Robot Corps! Robot rights and an end to robot racism! How much do Roombas cost!? Aunt Sandy's still got the one eye! Don't mention the finger! Athiests can talk to the robots without souls! What side will Nelson fight for in the impending robot wars!? Some stuff to watch, some of which is dystopian! Date n...

DANG, GUYS! We didn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 8! (OCHO!) OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it's a bit longer: 39 Towering...

Molly Scanlon is back! Here's the notes: Will has quick reflexes! Will could be in the Secret Service! There's a serial killer on the loose and they're serial killing all of our restaurants! Another edition of What Used to Be What Where, but this time without Andy Morton, just in case you don't like Andy Morton, in which case hey fuck you man, he's our friend, but also this one's for you! Krull ho...

We have special guest Molly Scanlon, and she's got eponymous possum problems! Here are the notes: The Era of Jock Jams remains! Will is a man who will fight for your honor! Welcome to Cetera Heads! Molly's got a possum problem in the Winnebago! Venkman is not without his flaws! Will disrespects Sigourney Weaver! Mission Impossumble! Repairin' the LeBaron! Sproing vs No Sproing! Filling the Car Tal...

We have officially outdone the Spartans! Here are the notes: We're in the Era of Jock Jams now! Nelson is wrong and here's why! Will's Mom is our biggest fan and that's why ha has to call her out! Conroy's is retiring next weekend (we believe on Saturday)! Monasty Monastery! Will's son has fond memories of that bar! Nelson does NOT want to marry the bench. Will would fuck a common street bench. So...

It's a big, hour-long celebration of 300 episodes of the Deuce! With special guests Molly Scanlon, Andy Morton, Ric Averill, Rob Schulte, Amber Fraley, Jeanne Averill, Alan Murin, Karate Sampson, Nick Colby, Courtney Shipley, and Allison Puderbaugh! Here's the notes: Fancy play-in from substitute bandleader, Will's dad, Ric Averill! Our bandleader/lawyer is legally in the woods! Nelson has a fancy...

We're trying to save the kids! The Notes: Don't, and we can't stress this enough, don't jump into a giant pool full of coins! Veddering ain't easy! Today's word is: Emotional Unavailability! #DDHollowPlaces! The Duck Universe! German Netflix! Prestige European TV has echoes of prestige 70's film! It's Time Cop meets incest! Biohacking! Mind-Interface Underpants! Black Widow! Oligarchy Corner! #Hey...

It's hot as all the balls in the world outside! Hopefully this podcast doesn't find you actively on fire. The Notes: Live show peddling! Rob Schulte teaser! He's got a file on everybody! #MyFlatAss! Will demands more ass feedback! Will asks a lot of ass questions! We pitch the Ass Couple, a sitcom where Will is forced to move in with his own anthropomorphic ass in order to cover rent! Applebee's i...

Skye is back, and we're hoping everybody comes to the live show! Notes: Come to the live show or stream it or whatever! Skye loves her parents! Jillian doesn't exist, apparently! Open-faced compliment sandwich! Will stops the car to jump on Nelson's grenade! We talk about Ed Parker for 14 minutes! Bobbing for Crabs, the Sport of Kings! 5+ Kings bobbed for crabs! Nelson won't get your kids high! DO...