Close Talkers - A Seinfeld Podcast

Episode 179 - The Finale 03.10.2025 50:24 ↓

What else is there to say? We talk about the finale of Seinfeld, license plates and the future. Thanks for listening.

Episode 178 - The Puerto Rican Day 28.09.2025 37:25 ↓

Derek can't admit he's wrong about duodenum. Katy can't handle vomit. The gang encounters some roadblocks.

Episode 177 - Fun Facts Bonus Episode 21.09.2025 37:34 ↓

We bring you facts and arguments about the entirety of Seinfeld.

Episode 176 - The Maid 17.09.2025 33:30 ↓

This is the gem of season 9. We argue what constitutes "downtown". Can kangaroo meat be local in Canada?

Episode 175 - The Twin Towers 14.09.2025 40:17 ↓

We offer a table read of the Seinfeld spec script "The Twin Towers" and assume no responsibility for how you feel about it.

Episode 174 - The Frogger 10.09.2025 30:32 ↓

They may not be Amish but they are irritating. He had a polyp on his duodenum. Derek contemplates career options.

Episode 173 - The Bookstore 23.08.2025 25:24 ↓

We claim not to like this episode, then spend 20 minutes recounting parts we liked. Bookstore, rickshaw, makeout, and Jerry is also there.

Episode 172 - The Burning 14.08.2025 28:09 ↓

Is there a market for "cool S" car decals? You don't hear much about God these days anymore. Kramer gets gonorrhea.

Episode 171 - The Wizard 07.08.2025 16:53 ↓

It's a quick one! Elaine looks great. George exercises the gaskets.

Episode 170 - The Strongbox 18.07.2025 30:39 ↓

We mention at least four actresses who aren't in this episode, propose an alternative to capital punishment and talk food and breakups.

Episode 169 - The Cartoon 11.07.2025 21:23 ↓

We liked this episode about a Ziggy cartoon? Elaine is changing flat tires? Who has change anymore?

Episode 168 - The Reverse Peephole 02.07.2025 26:48 ↓

Katy admits to a criminal past. Derek has strong words for the bank. Elaine may act seductively but is she seducing Newman?

Episode 167 - The Dealership 24.06.2025 42:32 ↓

What's dumber than a cyber truck? Two cyber trucks. Derek has strong feelings about the Mexican wave. We eat candy.

Episode 166 - The Strike 17.06.2025 33:32 ↓

Derek and Katy have a lot of problems with this episode, and you're gonna hear about them.

Episode 165 - The Apology 10.06.2025 31:31 ↓

Derek can't fathom a shower without washing his hair. Katy darn near pukes from tub soup. George doesn't get an apology.

Episode 164 - The Betrayal 03.06.2025 34:42 ↓

We really like this backwards episode. Is it the good Crash or the bad Crash? Derek goes blue talking about the Sixth Sense.

Episode 163 - The Slicer 26.05.2025 37:02 ↓

Katy likes a solid pop. Derek wants a slicer setting between 0 and 1. Elaine could have gotten out in several ways.

Episode 162 - The Merv Griffin Show 16.05.2025 24:46 ↓

What is Popeyes favourite food? Did the cat open the door? Is this one of the top Seinfeld episodes?

Episode 161 - The Junk Mail 11.05.2025 29:11 ↓

Don't even bother watching this Seinfeld episode, we cover the few good parts and talk about Certs.

Episode 160 - The Blood 03.05.2025 27:28 ↓

Once around the block, three times a week, and I eat a plum every morning. We hate this episode.

Episode 159 - The Serenity Now 28.04.2025 34:58 ↓

Derek doesn't care about the glass vase with sticks. What's wrong with Jerry's leg?

Episode 158 - The Voice 18.04.2025 38:12 ↓

Katy asks the tough questions: what about the unibrow? Derek says no to everything. La la la.

Episode 157 - The Butter Shave 11.04.2025 28:37 ↓

Damn you Seinfeld, you useless pustule. Katy wants Puddy to tell her to go to hell.

Episode 156 - The Summer of George 28.03.2025 27:38 ↓

Maybe they are salamis up there. Maybe what this woman needs is brother husbands. Katy is not going to wear a "Team Pubes" shirt.

Episode 155 - The Muffin Tops 21.03.2025 26:12 ↓

The worst episode of Seinfeld ever, or pretty good? Is it chest hair or pubes? What do you do with the stumps?