Better Than Super Mario Bros.

In this episode Chris and Helen take on a listener recommendation while Mark grapples with internet issues (and some rage)

In this episode, our heroes venture back to the 100 Acre Wood to talk Pooh-Sticks, meta-movies, and narrative choices. And, after 3 weeks of kids and no WiFi, Mark's Jack Torrence is showing...

In this episode, Mark leaves Chris and Helen unsupervised as they talk about faking orgasms, bad accents, and why dunking your biscuit in another man's tea is akin to f*cking his wife...

In this episode, Nic Cage squares off against possessed animatronics while locked inside a derelict theme-restaurant overnight. We talk physics, structural engineering, and just why Helen needed so much wine to get through the movie...

In this episode, our intrepid trio venture into the woods and get a big surprise...

In this episode, our heroes look at rubbish Captain America, ghosts, and an evil swimming pool. Yes, that's right. EVIL. SWIMMING. POOL.

In this episode, Chris and Helen look at the French precursor to Home Alone, but with murder and random diabetes.

In our most contentious episode to date, battle lines are drawn over one of the year's biggest films.

In this episode, we go into the deep water with a rubber shark toy, a poor Count von Count impression, and a further example of why you should at least read the source material before trying a no-budget remake...

In this episode, Mark gets pulled away on dad duty as Chris and Helen take aim at "one of the better" Barbie adventures.

In this episode, our heroes discuss genre, format, and why Ice Cube was not the right choice of lead for the world's longest ever advert.

In this episode, we change the schedule to pay tribute to everyone's childhood hero (except Helen) and lookback at Hulk Hogan's toughest match up - an annoying kid and the girl who turned David Duchovny into a paedophile in Californication... Apologies for the audio quality - Mark's in desperate need of a new computer as his keeps on crapping out. Donations are welcome.

In this episode, our heroes return with a trip to an 80s-infused, post-apocalyptic 90s wasteland. No, not Sheffield...

In this episode, the superhero genre may finally have gone too far...

In this episode, our intrepid trio take on killer baked goods.

In this episode, we sit back and watch as a mid-20s Virgin tries to get it on with a hooker - who just so happens to be the mother of apocalyptic spawn. Obviously...

In this episode, our heroes venture back to the 80s for a film considered to be one of the worst of all time. It's not good, granted, but is it really that bad?

Welcome back , listeners. In this episode, we talk reincarnation, technology and Marky Mark as we take a gander at a film for the sole reason that it was shot outside Mark's office...

Ho, ho, ho! In this year’s seasonal special, our heroes settle in for a French festive fantasy film, featuring child abuse, casual racism, and sweat-shop elves. Isn’t that what everyone wants in a Christmas movie? Not Mark, apparently…

In this episode, Mark and Helen are let loose as we find a film SO BAD that Chris taps out.

To honour episode this being episode 69 (dudes), our intrepid trio try to break the recent run of abysmal films and tackle “erotic horror” Stormswept – from the director of […]

In this episode, our heroes check out a group of strippers who don’t strip, not fighting a gang of werewolves who don’t change into werewolves. Not exactly a Ronseal film, […]

In this episode, Chris took a nap and Mark fixed a broken office chair – both of which were preferable to watching Helen’s pick. And yes, we are planning an […]

In this episode, Chris and Helen embark on a mission to save the world, one homosexual at a time.

In this episode, Mark attempts to lower the bar with the red-headed stepchild of “The Madmen of Mandoras” and “The X Files”. And yes, it’s as bad as it sounds… […]