What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, 2019 is coming to a close and this best-of has everything: Renner, Tendies, Bean, Gump, Mones, & Turtles. And we love to see it We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 Join our Discord chat here: discord.g...

Folks, the hilarious Nicole Conlan joins us on this week’s episode as we learn why it’s safer to drive with a fancy cake, a drunk German raccoon, a stripper at a homelessness conference, why Jimi Hendrix is NOT to blame for the U.K.’s Parakeet invasion, and why the mafia is suddenly (maybe?) a little more LGBT friendly Follow Nicole on Twitter @NicoleConlan We are on Patreon! Become a patron for w...

Folks, on this week’s ep we find out what specific hat is being placed on pigeons in Seattle, the Japanese man who called customer service too many times, a U.K. heckling story for the ages, a possible nuclear reactor in Columbus, OH, and Mike Huckabee taking being ‘mad online’ to new heights We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get o...

Folks, the hilarious Alison Leiby joins us on this week’s episode as we learn about all things ‘Roundball Rock’ before we hear about the Iguanas taking over South Florida, what lunch meat was smuggled across the border, the explosion of Baby Yoda, the hot new trend of perineum sunning, and the man who created his own, personal dating app Follow Alison on Twitter @AlisonLeiby We are on Patreon! Bec...

Folks, the hilarious David Tveite joins us on this week's episode as we learn about the piss-sucking plane doctor, the Faygo theft of the century, Elon Musk's damn Cybertruck, the dog that can sort-of drive a car, and David Wohl's sexy calender with the lovely *uncomfortably* Breck Worsham Follow David on Twitter @tveiteprivilege We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stu...

Folks, this week we're talking about a baby being born in the damn club, some punk judges who hate authority, why you shouldn't test the rope bridges at Disney World, the end of the Black Keys/Jack White feud, and what Thanksgiving based food is terrorizing a New Jersey town We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts...

Folks, after revealing our bad college dorm posters, we find out what false drug bust some cops made, the fish with a human face, Quilty, the shelter abolitionist cat, the latest extreme gender reveal gone wrong, and why Rudy Giuliani is encroaching on our podcast space We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or...

Folks, on this week's episode, Eli is still watching 'Criminal Minds' and we learn about some raccoons that took over a library, what witch-related item was found in an English cemetery, some classic murder-for-hire drama, what drug was giving one man sinus troubles, and some breaking otter news We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Ge...

Folks, it's a semi-spooky episode this week as we take a look at ahorse that can play dead, the fake sponsor of the New Mexico Bowl, what illicit drug was found in a Sephora delivery, the insect that was found with a huge boner, and rats learnin' to drive a damn car We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or othe...

Folks, this we're joined by celebrity power couple Luke Mones & Alyssa Limperis as we learn about the human skin phone case, the massive cheese theft in California, what type of massive dog had to be rescued on a mountain, the puzzling Iowa blood basement, and what aviary species was mysteriously killing itself... Follow Luke & Alyssa on Twitter @LukeMones & @alyssalimp We are on Patreon! Become a...

The hilarious Rob Delaney joins us this week as we get into the disaster that befell a bagel truck, what one Missouri town is doing about its dog turds, what riled up the legendary Stephen A. Smith, where two bear cubs found themselves trapped inside, and what mystery item was stolen in a duffel bag Follow Rob on Twitter @robdelaney We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more...

Folks, after dealing with the fallout of Eli shaving his beard, we learn about some thicc hibernating bears, the goose that hates taxi cabs, a cat that sex'd himself to the hospital, what video game is being voiced by pugs, and a couple with bad luck involving bison We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our brand new t-shirt...

When Patty's away, the soundboard Eli shall play. Folks, the hilarious Tom Thakkar joins us on this week's episode as we learn why a drunk guy called the cops on himself, what animal a soccer hooligan took a swing at, why you shouldn't take LSD at Disneyland, why Labradoodles are haunting one man's past, and some old fashioned mummy curses Follow Tom on Twitter (@TomAThakkar) and Instagram (@tomth...

Folks, the hilarious Dan Chamberlain makes his return to the pod as we learn what obscenity was not written on a guy's wife’s sandwich, some drunk driving Amish dudes, where you can't bury your dead best friend in Denmark, the best disguise for a bank robbery, and yes, the bull semen factory explosion Sponsored by: BlueChew (bluechew.com code: BEANUS) Follow Dan on Twitter (@amfmpm) and Instagram...

Folks, we did it, 100 episodes. We celebrate our momentous occasion by learning about a young man with a bad old man disguise, a dangerous fake cartoon hole, what immaculate food item was found in a library book deposit, which porn site wants their name on a stadium, and what gold covered household item has been stolen! Sponsored by: BlueChew (bluechew.com code: BEANUS) We are on Patreon! Become a...

Folks we're back together this week to learn about a mini horse on a damn plane, how one living man avoided paying rent, why you should NOT hug chickens, what one man found was lacking in his can of beans, and our favorite howling animal of the week Link to video from #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9mO5QzOIQ We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon...

The hilarious Nick Turner joins us on this week's episode to talk about his new podcast Get Rich Nick before we learn about what trouble Gallagher (yes, the Gallagher) got into in Boise, what food is giving crows high cholesterol, the newest member of Slipknot that people can't get enough of, a Bangkok dog who may be scamming people, and Jared Leto's fun new cult Follow Nick on Twitter @NicksTurne...

After learning what the very powerful name of this episode means, we find out about some weird art in New Zealand, an Instagram influencer's motorcycle accident photoshoot, an Aspen bear who attacked a restaurant, the shocking reveal of a local time capsule, and a good old-fashioned old person orgy We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod...

Folks, after breaking down why having diarrhea is worse in NYC, we talk about the giant bug that terrorized an entire train car, a raccoon caught in a vending machine, the return of a grave illness by way of prairie dogs, why vultures have taken control of a Florida vacation home, and the war of parody videos between Al Qaeda & ISIS Link to video discussed during #1: shorturl.at/EKY06 Get one of o...

Folks, we're getting into some serious stuff this week as we investigate the gurgling Florida beach hole, the crabs also terrorizing the sunshine state, how the "watcher" house was finally sold, a heartwarming story involving a goldfinch and an Uber, and the eyesore that it the emoji house Sponsored by: BlueChew (bluechew.com code: BEANUS) Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https:/...

Folks Eli's back from his wasp-filled wedding as we take a look art the herd of goats that escaped, the Australian Ooshie debacle, one man's wine storage scam, the latest awful fad on Tik Tok involving Ted Bundy, and why the U.S. army blew up a woman's corpse Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 We are on Patreon! B...

The hilarious Josh Gondelman joins us on this week's episode where we meet the world’s most annoying Tesla owner, why you shouldn't give Cognac to a Taco Bell employee, the A$AP Rocky Sweden fiasco, a cop and his sandwich problem, and a massive brawl on the high seas Follow Josh on Twitter @joshgondelman and preorder his new book here: https://www.harpercollins.com/9780062852755/nice-try/ Get one...

Folks, we brave through the heatwave and the giant fly in the studio to bring you this week's stories, including the undercover cops who arrested each other, what drug a man smuggled in his toupee, the penguins who ran amok at a sushi restaurant, the Tupac loving Iowa government official, and the classic story of the masturbating ghost ape Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https:/...

Folks, on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, the Iguanas are still causing havoc in Florida, how a man's bodily functions led to his arrest, a teen shows us the dangers of hot boxing in your car, why Area 51 might soon be under attack, and the litany of illegal things an Oklahoma man had in his car. Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-t...

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive, Eli shares his new favorite show that happens to star The Rock, before we learn about a dumb reason to file a false police report, one man's obsession with clogging women's toilets, the phenomenon that is 'curry bird', why turtles are wearing bras, and your new favorite animal: Hoover the talking seal Get one of our brand new t-shirts using this link! https:...