What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn about 'Sloth Bot' and it's surveillance opportunities, why a man used his farts as a weapon against the cops, the years long court battle over a missing pair of pants, and the new giant turtle that has captured our hearts The hilarious Diego Lopez is our guest on this week's bonus episode. Click the link below to donate to Williamsburg MMA, wh...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a man being terrorized by unwanted pizza deliveries, the treasure chest found in the Colorado wilderness, how a local duck got drunk and beat up a dog, why the Mayan calendar could kill us for the millionth time, and the unwanted return of Necco Wafers Feel free to donate to the charities we donated last week's Patreon funds to. Community Solidarity (mut...

No episode this week, but here are the links we mentioned: PODCASTS TO CHECK OUT What’s Eating You https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/whats-eating-you/id1476434146  Narcisistas http://narcisistas.com/thepodcast  Sibling Rivalry https://www.siblingrivalrypodcast.com  Bad Romance https://badromance.libsyn.com  PLACES TO DONATE/ORGANIZATIONS TO GET INVOLVED WITH Directory of wa...

Folks, we're hot off our successful reverse telethon as we learn about what marine creature pooped for the first time in two years, why a man broke into a bank to use their microwave, the Bolivian orchestra that has been trapped by wolves, the underground hog competition the man doesn't want you to know about, and the sad passing of what may have been Hitler's alligator We are on Patreon! Become a...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn about how you can use onions to get back at your ex, the mystery of the sacred math cubes, the treasure hunter who scammed everyone, the horrors of the Prairie Home Companion Cruise, and the fun to be had at Go Topless Jeep Weekend We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of o...

Folks, we're here and gonna be ok as we learn about how a restaurant is using mannequins to improve dining during Covid, the odd reason a Japanese politician got in trouble during a debate, why people are choosing Red Dead Redemption over Zoom for meetings, why urine may the key to getting concrete in space, and the unnecessary return of the Penn15 building We are on Patreon! Become a patron for w...

Folks, the hilarious Whitmer Thomas joins us on this week's episode as we learn about the mystery of the alligator beaver, why getting jumbo, fake Air Pods may not be such a bad thing, a robot that can be your gaming friend, a fugitive with a case of flatulence, and the Lizard that was made of poop Follow Whitmer on Twitter @WhitmerThomas and check out his stand up special 'The Golden One' on HBO...

Folks, we are absolutely still here as we learn how the return of a missing tomato rocked a small town, the dangers of Tik Tok's venga boys challenge, the lonely eels at a Japanese aquarium, the demise of the Giant Ground Sloth, and how one man made Disney World his own personal quarantine spot We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod&nbs...

Folks, we're at it again this week as we find out how some construction workers found themselves in a 'one thing we didn't want to happen' scenario, the Japanese mayor with some odd Coronavirus suggestions, why Zoom is shutting down online sex parties, how one farmer is using his animals for good during the quarantine, and how skateboarders and dirt bikers joined forces against the man We are on P...

Folks, we're still in ‘tine and still poddin' as we talk about how our favorite video game has been infiltrated by cryptocurrency, how some lawyers in Florida are not adapting well to Zoom webcasting, why you definitely don't want to have a remote controlled crib, the genius way Nairobi is dealing with the quarantine, and how rat gangs could be our biggest problem We are on Patreon! Become a patro...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we learn about a Guitar Center that refused to quarantine, what inedible item was found in Healthy Choice frozen meals, what movie siren Louisiana police invoked to scare townspeople, how sex eggs threatened to derail Easter, and Jerry Saltz disturbing coffee procuring habits We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www....

Folks, we're back again as we learn all the ways getting magnets stuck up your nose can ruin your life, why a pit bull can't drive you home, the water trouble Harry the pig found himself in, what one restaurant did to scam customers during the quarantine,  and why you should not have the hots for Dr. Fauci We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com...

Folks, we're once again scattered across the globe in quarantine as we find out what athletic feat Britney Spears allegedly accomplished, how one criminal made a river based escape, the giant boss bear dominating Canada, a Cheeto fetching cat, and take a listen to Jeremy Renner's hot sew single We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get...

Folks, we're at it again in quarantine as we see what food item is definitely NOT soap, why the the German need to be more careful with their old national security, the disgusting mouth prayer robot, the shoveling mars robot, and we get to the bottom of the Cats movie butthole mystery We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of ou...

Folks, we brave the Coronavirus from our respective apartments (brave, heroes) where we learn how the pandemic is affecting scavenging monkeys in Thailand, how the worlds smallest dinosaur was found, how a karaoke performance almost ended in murder, a cow on the loose in South Florida, and what item a cop left behind in a girls middle school bathroom We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly b...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear Mr. Bean (an impersonator) is doing coronavirus propaganda, why William Shatner was awarded some prized horse cum, a very nasty skeleton decoration causing trouble, why OJ Simpson night is a bad idea for minor league baseball, and the pig pedometer that nearly ruined a farmers life We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.pat...

Folks, we'll be back with a new episode on Wednesday, but in the meantime, the honorable Luke Mones recorded something to hold you over until then. We didn't know what he was going to do or that he had recording capability. Enjoy Follow Luke on Twitter @ LukeMones We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or other...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we learn what waterfowl is fighting locusts in Pakistan, why there are no benefits to stealing a hearse, the letdown that is the Earth's new temporary moon, what malady isn't fixed by putting potatoes up your butt, and Mark Zuckerberg's perspiration problem We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatati...

Folks, the hilarious Alex Ptak joins us on this week's episode as we learn something about weird alien signals, the failure that was the coronavirus testing robot, the snake orgy that shut down a public park, a fireman calendar that was too sexy, and Lis Smith and her alleged fake Nigerian-Pete Buttigieg-supporting Twitter account Follow Alex on Twitter @PtakJokes We are on Patreon! Become a patro...

Folks, we're back together again as we find out how a fox got into parliament, why a man brought a firearm to a brewery, why penguins may actually speak like humans, who the vile creature 'Bussy Bear' is, and some cursed tablets that could kill us all We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using...

The hilarious Courtney Maginnis returns to the show as we learn how a rescued owl got so fat, mini Mike Bloomberg's weird week, even MORE Florida iguana news, the racially insensitive way a man got away with a bank robbery, and Elon Musk's awful new song Follow Courtney on Twitter @courtmaginnis We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Ge...

Folks, the gang’s all here again as we learn about the new exciting way to divorce your spouse, Gabe Kapler's alarming lunchtime habits, how you can take your love of gaming to the airport, what juvenile device ruined the snooker championships, and how stolen valor is now legal and also cool! We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get o...

Folks, the hilarious Luke Mones joins us once again as we dissect the video of Al Pacino meeting Guy Fieri, the horny tortoise who saved his species, a creative but ineffective attempt at winning the lottery, how a Michigan town is trying to track down the devil’s lettuce, and the vultures making life difficult for the border patrol Follow Luke on Twitter @LukeMones We are on Patreon! Become a pat...

Folks, we get an important Willie update before learning what awful contents were in an Antiques Roadshow vase, Papa Johns ’50 pizzas in a month’ challenge, a new challenger in the high school poop arena, how Lori Laughlin is preparing for her time in the hut, and what vulgar graffiti is terrorizing Tempe AZ We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/wh...

Folks, the hilarious Mike Abrusci returns to the show while we learn about a very good reason to be taken to jail, an ingenious way of blessing people with holy water, what REALLY killed the dinosaurs, why you can’t pay for sex with Arby’s gift cards, and why 5G internet could kill us Follow Mike on Twitter @mikeabrusci We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.pa...