Not For Nothin'

The boys sit at home staring out the window making fun of all the weirdos in the snow. Chris breaks down his fourth root canal. Then they discuss the comeback of psychic hotlines (advertising on the tv). What's next phone sex? A little NBA talk for you fans and then it's off to the NFL divisional round to lose some money.

These two old-heads discuss the weather and where they want to retire. Which takes them as far as debating which countries they'd want the US to invade purely for the climate. Chris learns the origins of the word chop sticks. It's not good. We say our goodbye to the legend Peaches Carroll and then make their Wild Card Weekend picks. Oh also they absolutely crushed their season picks record.

After taking a week off for the holidays, the boys are back and bad mouthing everyones new year resolutions. Kris think we're doing it all wrong to start the year and half-asses a new way to ring in the new year, and not set yourself up for failure. Like an anti-self-help guru. Then they discuss the Knicks trade which is unexciting but actually a good trade. Then they half-ass their way through th...

Kris is on the West Coast and not quite awake enough for Chris asking who is the top 5 basketball players from Seattle. It takes him a while but he gets there. They breakdown the likability of San Francisco (where Kris was) and then they keep trying to solve the worlds referee crisis. They're getting closer, I think. Then they wrap it up like a terrible gift you get from your extended family by be...

Chris creates a new Christmas playlist - Little Bummer Boy. They try to figure out which song is the worst of all time. Kris picks out a whole genre. Surprisingly, Chris only has one very specific song. They move on to discuss their indifference to Draymond Green's antics, and the Lakers/LeBron having to win the In-season Tournament. Then they figure out the future of the NFL with its stupid rules...

We get into grocery store etiquette and morality. Chris shares his virginity story and how kleptomania might be hereditary? They still hate baseball and actually the biggest takeaway is that baseball hates itself too. Chris has some NBA takes and then they make their week 14 NFL picks.

We try to diagnose Kris (it can't just be gas, can it?). We also try to decide how gross Josh Giddey is (pretty gross), but unfortunately that leads to Kris sharing how he lost his virginity. Chris is dumbfounded by it, some how? Kris says goodbye to an old XXX friend from his childhood (it's not related to his virginity story). Then they pick every single game in the NFL for week 13.

Happy Thanksgiving!

There's some bitching & complaining, some rambling, and some grinding some gears. Then we make some some picks on the NFL week 11.

They're all over the place on this one. I couldn't even keep up. Eventually they make some NFL picks.

I think we're back on the Halloween bandwagon. It at least felt more festive than it has in a long while. You know what sucks though? Trying to make Halloween music a thing. Just stop it. We talk traveling to Chicago and if Chris is going to eat any wet beefs while he's there. Then we lament the Harden trade and hopefully the Sixers can make something out of nothing. Finally we wrap it up early wi...

A not so spooky episode, unless you consider our recap of the NY Liberty performance in game 4 of the WNBA Finals. We also question what the hell is going on with refs and just how they are officiating to start the NBA season. We pay tribute to the baddest mother (shut your mouth)...Richard Rountree. Then we make our NFL week 8 picks. Happy Halloween everyone!

We don't like lame Halloween decorations, or even too much of it. We also don't like new male head coaches in the WNBA. And we don't like injuries to players in the WNBA Finals. But you know what we do like? Trying to f'ing gambling on all the NFL games each week...even when we suck at it.

This is a no scrubs edition (which probably means we shouldn't be doing a show, but f-off). Some how we travel up to Yonkers and talk about a rap group not too many people have even heard of. Except RJ of course. Chris tries to get into baseball playoffs...it doesn't work. Then he tries to blame the refs for the Liberty's awful finals play, but Kris isn't having it. Then we finish it off with maki...

Oh this is grinding of our gears on epic proportions. Kris goes in and off on Contractors, Landlords, Met Life Stadium, & WNBA leadership. Chris fills us in on his Atlantic City/Wu Tang trip. Then they picks week 5 games of the NFL. Kris should really be mad about that.

This one is a bucket full of anger. Kris asks what's up with foyer lingerers? Chris compares Wu Tang to the Statler Brothers (it'll make sense, I think). They discuss stupid spring football mergers and new name. Chris jumps on the Chet Holmgren bandwagon and compares his play style to Breanna Stewart, while butting heads with Kris about A'ja Wilson (just don't). and then they finally make their we...

It's a hump day episode so let's get into som conspiracies and chris recommends a nice little wrestling documentary. Of course there is WNBA Playoff talk and then they pick every single game for week 3 of the NFL season.

What do monster truck, peacocks & diner have in common? That's where Chris is spending his vacation. We try to figure out the WNBA playoffs. It's looking a little chalky. Then we make our week 2 picks. It's really all downhill from here.

No one, and I mean no one can waste 20 minutes talking about nothing like these two can. They do end up getting excited for the WNBA playoffs and then pick every single spread for the NFL week 1 games. That's it. That's the show.

We've come to realize that Chris, as a sports fan is completely monogamous and can only love one team at a time. All other teams are dead to him. Kris, on the other hand likes to have multiple part...er um teams. definitely only for sports teams. Obviously they get into the Aces-Liberty game, bringing excitement for the WNBA Playoffs to begin. Then, as the NFL season approaches, they give their mo...

Chris calls in while on vacation in uber-bougie Aspen. Must be nice. They work their way through sex scene in movies and the point of strip clubs. This all stems from Kris's most over-rated movie. Moving on to safer topics - they get into sports and NFL throwback jerseys, Kris enjoyed watching baseball again, but with certain conditions. And then Kris grinds his gears about waiting in line for a d...

Ep. 431 Not For Nothin' Being Nude & Free by Kris & Chris

Chris starts us off by over-sharing. Then we try a new segment, but get easily sidetracked and distracted within our or words. So we move on to wondering what it's like to get your balls stomped on, on purpose and grind our gear about the open road. We also went to a WNBA game and it was glorious. Kris finishes off the episode by finishing Chris off about his anger of the US World Cup exit.

No one talks about nothing like these two guys. You'll just have to give listen. But while you're here, join us in pouring one out for Paul Reubens. Eventually we might talk a little sports Luckily football season is almost here.

It's another episode of the rewatch...er...a...uh...well never mind. Basically this one turns into a movie & actor reviews. Chris has stories from the road - he made friends with an escort. They belatedly celebrate ConAir Day! Yup that's actually a thing. It's HoF season and Kris has a great idea how to us AI and ChatGPT - replace baseball writers/voters! They do talk some sports but it's really n...