Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley talk about Bonfire night, UK porn ban, news story traction, blood bank hack, French hackers, We Are Blood, line item veto, smart clothing, clothing ads, machine washable machines, and explaining slogans.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the US mid term elections, a Blue Texas, emotional reactions, water bottles, buying for life, and still searching for a public robot.

In today's tradtional extra long Voting Day episode, Burnie and Ashley discuss voting in the US, Thomas the Tank Engine, Francis Bourgeois, political texts & calls, outbound dialers, local long distance, Mary Kay pink cars, Ocarina of Time, CFP changes, protein drink holes, real vanilla, Halloween apologies, Martha Stewart, Heidi Klum the Mariah Carey of Halloween, Pinterests AI death, ski...

Burnie and Ashley discuss League of Legends, Ted Lasso Season 4, shows with long hiatuses, GTA VI, Super Mario Bros continue, Romantasy, AO3, US plane crash, Sarah J Maas, Binance hacks, and the Halloween candy bowl philosophy.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, named games, Ashley's slutty costumes, remote crises, Patrick Stewart, Sims as an expansion platform, Two Point Museum, and the Best DLCs of all time.

Burnie and Ashley discuss long travel days, Daylight savings time, Mush's food dish debate, the World Series, William Contreras, batting averages, slumps., and Duolingo's illustration of why the number must go up.

Burnie and Ashley discuss pre-recording, Pittsburgh Steeler geography, Europe as a monolith, iPhone Duo impressiosn, bent iPhones, Sony's disc hatred, and the sad end to an epic saga of obsessive curiosity.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, the Brewers incredible run, Pumpkin Nights, human periscopes, the Iron Man 3 problem, and F1 police escorts in Austin.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Storm Boelo, flight cancellations, Austin extensions, AirBnB changes, suburban oligarchs, and Burnie getting scammed.

Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Disneyland and Universal Studios Hollywood, early voting, apologizing to Disney adults, how Toy Story 2 spoils The Empire Strikes Back, theme park logistics and queue design, Super Nintendo World, Disneybounding, and the BioWare shutdown.

Burnie and Ashley talk about jetlag, their trip to LA, short time changes, repressurizing, grasshopper declines, World Series losers, EV misinformation, diesel prices in California, and keeping tools in the van overnight.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, fliking with jetpacks, queuing at mountain summits, camera blindness, Red vs. Blue's Cam the Cameraman, unlocking Halo armor sets, McDonald's hash browns, end-of-year plans, Dune Messiah, and The Batman Part II.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tesla Roadster announcements, full self-driving promises, flying car hype, the cost of pre-orders, forgotten tech demos, 9,000-pound electric Hummers, practical uses for jet packs, and trusting autonomous vehicles.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's brutal sports week, college football playoff frustrations, the Texas Renaissance Festival Fairy Weekend, elaborate costumes, three-foot margaritas, EV road trip charging, skin checks, sun safety, ren faire roleplay, and the MMO Shadowbane.

Burnie and Ashley discusss the NLCS, the Brewers, Slow Horses, contract paralysis, Xbox Nano controllers, Hall-effect sticks, and vibe coding everything.

Burnie and Ashley discuss visiting Pinballz arcade, pinball collections, claw machine prizes, Shohei Ohtani's slump, classic ice cream truck treats, Shiner whisky, Texas Sunday closures, livestreamed federal executions, the Texas Renaissance Festival, and shopping at Costco.1

Burnie and Ashley discuss Austin yard work, coaster updates, kids fauna education, Odyssey home video, Obsession, Backrooms, inflight entertainment, and the evolving world of Halloween decorations.

Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Austin, heat changes, park visits, amusement park accidents, information blackouts, hacker attacks, French protests, tiger attacks, Harambe, and pronouncing macabre.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Texas losing to Oklahoma, the Red River Shootout, AP rankings, expensive high school football stadiums, an Irn-Bru lorry heist, Xbox cloud gaming, current console prices, riding in Waymos, Cyber Cabs, and kids pushing elevator buttons.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Yankees fan interference, baseball payroll math, the Milwaukee Brewers logo, tracking Xbox Mythic achievements, TrueAchievements spreadsheets, pneumonic plague, AI remaking Adobe software, Jon Stewart interviewing Jacob Coxon, Burnie's bald eagle publicity photo, and Microsoft's XP Studios.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Vin Diesel, diesel prices, red diesel, movie game adaptations, Halo as an early FPS, and iPhone depriciation.

Burnie and Ashley discuss quality of life updates, builders and joiners, runaway highway tires, physics formulas, Duolingo nag-ware, Rosetta Stone discs, Paul Verhoeven, Skydance branding, the Emmys moving to streaming, Disney Plus pricing, David Pumpkins casting lore, the Helldivers movie, and debunked GTA VI cloud streaming rumors.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tropic Thunder, Shane Black, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, comedy that ages poorly, Digger, Obsession's comedy classification, Triangle of Sadness, Russian plague, Tom Hanks David Pumpkins, weight equivalents, diesel costs, Theme Hospital, generational kid games, Oregon Trail, Might & Magic, game demos, Castle Wolfenstein 3D, Mythical achievements, and easy Mythical games.

Burnie and Ashley discuss David Pumpkins, Mike Myers, character comedy, Will Ferrell, The Hawk, Steam Autumn Sale, Two Point Museum, Roller Coaster Tycoon, AV cart days at school, MLB playoffs, AR room cleaning, gamifying life, the slow rollout of robots, inheiriting cheating bans, livestream fails, and the NCAA weekend wrap up.

Burnie and Ashley discuss train culture, perfect environments, skin care routines, teenage skin problems, men's hygiene, mall kiosk beauty, eyebrow trends, microblading, paperbag jeans, moustache goofin, Fat Bear Week's winner, and the rise of nepo cubs.