It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!

Welcome to the war zone that is live classical music. If you’ve ever been personally victimized by an audience member who believes Mahler pairs well with a tuna sandwich, this episode is for you.” 🔍  In This Episode: ✅  How to Sit Through a Concert Without Becoming a Social Menace ✅  The Ancient and Forbidden Art of Knowing When to Clap ✅  Why Every Concert Hall Seat Was Designed by an Acousti...

Luis, on the run from chamber musicians, seeks shelter in what he thinks is an abandoned practice room—only to discover it’s actually a  percussionist’s lair.  The walls are lined with timpani, gongs, and xylophones. But worst of all...  the triangles.  So many triangles. Are percussionists having too much fun? Are they even real musicians?  And is the triangle part of a larger conspiracy? 🔍  In...

EPISODE 2: “Why Are Pianists Like This? A Psychological Disaster in 88 Keys” 🎭 🔥 WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS EXTREME PIANIST PSYCHOLOGY, UNHINGED PRACTICE ROOM CHAOS, AND AT LEAST THREE FAKE PHARMACEUTICALS. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK. 🔥 🎶 Why do pianists spend hours repeating the same four bars , only to forget them mid-concert? Why do we develop full-blown existential crises over a single f...