Luis Magalhães

It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!

Comedy EN ↓ 3 episodes

Ever blamed the piano for your mistakes? So have I. Welcome to It’s Not Me, It’s the Piano!, the chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged podcast where classical music meets some sort of darkness. Hosted by concert pianist Luis Whatever, this show dives into the quirks, disasters, and genius of the classical music world—one ridiculous episode at a time.

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: www.luismagalhaes.com

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Luis Magalhães

Episodes

CONCERT ETIQUETTE – A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR PERFORMERS AND THE UNFORTUNATE PUBLIC 15.03.2025 24:43

Welcome to the war zone that is live classical music. If you’ve ever been personally victimized by an audience member who believes Mahler pairs well with a tuna sandwich, this episode is for you.” 🔍 In This Episode: ✅ How to Sit Through a Concert Without Becoming a Social Menace ✅ The Ancient and Forbidden Art of Knowing When to Clap ✅ Why Every Concert Hall Seat Was Designed by an Acousti...

PERCUSSION PLAYERS, recorders & THE TRIANGLE ILLUMINATI 09.03.2025 29:37

Luis, on the run from chamber musicians, seeks shelter in what he thinks is an abandoned practice room—only to discover it’s actually a percussionist’s lair. The walls are lined with timpani, gongs, and xylophones. But worst of all... the triangles. So many triangles. Are percussionists having too much fun? Are they even real musicians? And is the triangle part of a larger conspiracy? 🔍 In...

Why Are Pianists Like This? A Psychological Disaster in 88 Keys 10.02.2025 11:37

EPISODE 2: “Why Are Pianists Like This? A Psychological Disaster in 88 Keys” 🎭 🔥 WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS EXTREME PIANIST PSYCHOLOGY, UNHINGED PRACTICE ROOM CHAOS, AND AT LEAST THREE FAKE PHARMACEUTICALS. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK. 🔥 🎶 Why do pianists spend hours repeating the same four bars , only to forget them mid-concert? Why do we develop full-blown existential crises over a single f...