Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched The Yorkie Werewolf. We talked about the farts, vampower, the costume, and whatever this Yorkie werewolf voice is!

This week we watched Old Dogs. We talked about Travolta being horny, taint tanning, medication mix up, and the gorilla likes Seth Green!

This week we watched The Librarian: Question for the spear. We talked about Flynn’s mom setting him up on a date at the house, Pandora’s box needs more security, Nicole’s name is Nicole Noone, and Bob Newhart beating people up.

This week we watched Evil Toons. We talked about

This week we watched Stay Tuned. We talked about the napper crapper, Duane’s Underworld, the cartoon mice is great, and that weird Salt N Pepa full music video.

This week we watched Meth Gator. We talked about underground swamp meth lab, Grady’s dumpy restaurant/motel, Meth kayak, Anna should be a drug lord, and making out in front of your dad.

This week we watched Sausage Party. We talked about crotch feelings, talking used rubber, the douche, and that’s quite an ending!

This week we watched Idle Hands. We talked about Anton living in the attic, working the drive-thru, surviving a car falling on you, and that alternate ending is wild!

This week we watched Space Milkshake. We talked about space bubble baths, Gary’s mutation, Val’s long insult of Anton, and that’s a weird pace to plug something in!!

This week we watched President’s Day. We talked about wheelchair zombies, Taft in the tub, Christopher Columbus, and James K. Polk banging Ashley!

This week we watched Hard Hunted. We talked about radio station hot tub, waiting until morning, bad guy gets away, and we both would love to work at KSXY!

This week we watched Crabs! We talked about d.j crab, Radu, giant robot, and it’s bucket of cats time!

This week we watched iGirlfriend. We talked about Lilly coming to life, Desiree is awful, Lilly updating, and that insane ending!

This week we watched My Bloody Valentine. We talked about pick axe fun, jeans-no underwear, Sarah is an awful girlfriend, and FU movie with that ending!

This week we watched Malibu High. We talked about Kim’s journey from dumb high schooler to hitman woman of the night, her horny teachers, high point, and how they ended the movie!

This week we watched Blonde and Blonder. We talked about the Beaver Patch Lounge, Virgil the turtle, the opening scene, and the turtle sanctuary.

This week we watched Australiens. We talked about Australian mullets, alien beard, John the alien, and scrotum bump!

This week we watched Raw Force. We talked about all the nips, hitler stache, bad guys bad plan, cannibal monks, and…piranhas!

This week we watched Gentlemen Broncos. We talked about what year are we in, poop darts, battle stags, and that post credit scene!

This week we look back at the year of crap movies. We share what we each have in our top 5 lists. From favorite weapon, horny character, and worst movie.

This week we watched Elves. We talked about the Elves not doing anything, coal in my drink, elf face, and this dumb ending.

This week we watched Black Friday. We talked about what these things are, working Black Friday, parking lot forklifts, and…so our planet has a bunch of these things now…??

This week we watched Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. We talked about how awful this movie really is, puberty love, tomato gibberish, and we’re losing to the tomatoes?!?!

This week we watched The Happytime Murders. We talked about horny puppets, the office scene, inbred puppets, and we learn what a sexual I’mma is!

This week we watched FP 2: Beats of Rage. We talked about the great names, different techno music, Atro, and force ghosts