ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories

"...the light under my door went out..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I woke up to every knife in our kitchen laid out biggest to smallest. The second biggest one is missing." written by andymosk, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Patreon, and you can listen on Spotify or your favorite podcasting app! Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~...

"...I held my breath..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Don't Trust the Furniture" written by Odd_Band_4858, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Patreon, and you can listen on Spotify or your favorite podcasting app! Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancyp...

"...I didn't believe a word of it..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "The Trick or Treaters in My Town Don't Wear Costumes" written by SteveMcNellyFiction, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Patreon, and you can listen on Spotify or your favorite podcasting app! Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clanc...

"...at last came the sight I was dreading..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Was Late to the Vienna Opera, and Had to Listen in the Tardy Room... We Heard Horrifying Sounds Inside." written by GuyAwks, narrated by ClancyPasta All New Episodes of ClancyPasta PRESENTS are uploaded first on Patreon, Spotify and the other Podcasting platforms! And by the way (I can't believe I even...

"...I held it to my ear..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Found a Payphone in the Woods. I Wish I Hadn't Answered." written by LookAtMyBadge (@tyleradam1993 on Substack), narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Patreon, and you can listen on Spotify or your favorite podcasting app! Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://pa...

"...those days were a nightmare..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "The Ghost Who Communicated Only by Writing on Fogged Up Wirrors During Showers" written by Monsieurharlie, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Patreon, and you can listen on Spotify or your favorite podcasting app! Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreo...

"...here's what I remember..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Has Anyone Here Played Midnight Baseball? I'm Trying to Remember the Last Rule" written by MeasuredAnomaly, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Patreon, and you can listen on Spotify or your favorite podcasting app! Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://pa...

"...all sales final..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Work at a Used Mattress Store. We Don't Offer Refunds" written by NoCardiologist1353, narrated by ClancyPasta The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Patreon, and you can listen on Spotify or your favorite podcasting app! Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► h...

"...I couldn't take it..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "My landlord had one rule. Don't Acknowledge the second occupant" written by ADAMCOOLBEANS, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore The Show is AD-FREE for $2+ Supporters on Patreon, and you c...

"say, uh... watcha doin there?" CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "My Neighbor Won't Stop Digging" written by N.J. Parker, narrated by ClancyPasta The Author's Patreon: https://patreon.com/njparker Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and a...

"...the sun wasn't even up yet..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Behind the Lattice" written by XImXTheXOneX, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~ SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHP...

"...don't leave your campsite..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I'm a camp host at an isolated campground in the woods that has 3 rules you must follow" written by Savanahgleckler, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can fi...

"...she vanished behind a black curtain..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Thank You for Shopping at Winnie's!" written by Patrick, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show...

"...I ran into this website..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I was placed in an experiment, and now I can't get out" written by RelativeCut1063, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio vers...

"...well, it's complicated..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "A Dead Girl Texted Me, but I Didn't Stop Replying" written by B. Schwarz, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of...

"...years later, I'd ask the town sheriff about it..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "We Found a Tomb From Outer Space" written by Empty-Wing7678, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio vers...

"...the first one began with the same muffled scratching sound..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I attached a microphone onto a rat and the audio I recorded was very disturbing." written by Pudenator, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's wher...

"I thought she was joking, but she wasn't..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "The Last House on Bellweather Road" written by Frazzle_Panda (MrBLT (@mrblt-o3t) on YouTube), narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also...

"It was garbage day..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "A Weird Figure Looks At Me At Sundown" and "A man I don't know has been taking my trash out every single day" written by Wario_Guy, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to th...

This is a new show on this podcast I'm trying out, and I hope you enjoy! Don't worry, the ClancyPasta PRESENTS episodes (the scary stories) aren't going anywhere - this is something new on top of the regular show! Come back with me, to the fall of 2010, and we'll explore the terrifying and strange urban legend that is the lost episode of Squid's "Nightmare", and Red M...

"...they were gone..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "The Crab Traps of Goodwin's Island" written by Sammy Hutchison (SammyFilming), narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the sho...

"I never believed... until I grew closer to the night..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "One Night, There Was a Second Moon" written by Justas Ran, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version...

"...suddenly, the lights were out..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Something visited me during a power outage" written by AsDeathBeckons, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the...

"I hate this place..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "If You Board a Night Bus and There's a Man Sitting on the Back Row, Get off Immediately. That is NOt a Man." written by SpookyMatMusic, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you ca...

"Inside, the room was pitch black..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Has Anyone Ever Heard of a Place Called Hogs Foot, Tennessee?" written by Tatted_ghoull, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/c...