ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories

"I hate this place..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "If You Board a Night Bus and There's a Man Sitting on the Back Row, Get off Immediately. That is NOt a Man." written by SpookyMatMusic, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you ca...

"Inside, the room was pitch black..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Has Anyone Ever Heard of a Place Called Hogs Foot, Tennessee?" written by Tatted_ghoull, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/c...

"I opened the door..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Gifts On My Porch" written by CTRemy9085, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore Here's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version...

"My thoughts were interrupted by panicked mooing, and the rumbling of hooves..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "There's Something Wrong With the Cows" written by UnfamiliarFondue, narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join MERCH ► htt...

"...don't come at this hour..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I Work the Night Shift at a Fast-Food Place. We're Not Allowed to Serve Anyone After 4 A.M." written by Top-Discipline3273 (V.B.Simons), narrated by ClancyPasta Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1...

"The video began cutting between old Polaroid pictures..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "I'm going to Caelum Forest Preserve" written by power572, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uxtedr/im_going_to_caelum_forest_preserve/ Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtu...

Part 1: https://open.spotify.com/episode/01Csy0cpk369jO3vYQtE1D?si=mOOgSjGAQs29pFzXITCkgg CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Odd things are afoot at the Motel on Route 666 - Part 2" written by MadienMotherCrone, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1v9g90j/odd_things_are_afoot_at_the_motel_on_route_666/ https://www.reddit.com/user/MadienMotherCrone/ Here are ways to s...

"...the lawyer pressed a post-it note into my hand..." CREEPYPASTA ► "I inherited my uncle's smart house. It came with three rules" written by Joe Zazzara, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1v1vbgr/i_inherited_my_uncles_smart_house_it_came_with/ https://www.reddit.com/user/pieater727 https://www.clippings.me/joezazzara Here are ways to...

"I could hear it clearly now..." CREEPYPASTA ► "I Think My Microwave is Broken" written by LilNimrod, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/1uyeprd/i_think_my_microwave_is_broken/ https://www.reddit.com/user/LilNimrod/ author's instagram: guise1egant Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypast...

"I found something in the garden today..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Under the Garden" written by Dead_Grampa, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1v097nv/under_the_garden/ Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join MERCH...

"She used the key, and it slid into the lock with a resounding click..." CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS ► "Odd things are afoot at the Motel on Route 666" written by MadienMotherCrone, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uv027b/odd_things_are_afoot_at_the_motel_on_route_666/ https://www.reddit.com/user/MadienMotherCrone/ This is the first part in a series...

"I never take photographs..." CREEPYPASTA ► "I Keep Finding Polaroids of Myself on Dead Patients" written by Dr_AK_Myst, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uwr785/i_keep_finding_polaroids_of_myself_on_dead/ https://www.reddit.com/user/Dr_AK_Myst/ Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBER...

"I hope you're listening..." CREEPYPASTA ► "The Cave in the Sky" written by No-Difficulty-5985, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ux8ows/the_cave_in_the_sky/ Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join MERCH ► http://...

"I almost forgot he wasn't supposed to be here..." CREEPYPASTA ► "I don't know if my brother came back from Alaska" written by Unusual_Macaroon_446, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1umjcuu/i_dont_know_if_my_brother_came_back_from_alaska/ Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBE...

Every town has their urban legend... CREEPYPASTA ► "Poor Ronnie" written by Dead_Grampa, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/Dreading/comments/1uxwaap/poor_ronnie/ Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore...

"It was probably just a prank..." CREEPYPASTA ► "Cornfield Cat" written by Ok-Manufacturer5042, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uqbx4c/cornfield_cat/ Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/join MERCH ► http://teespring....

"This is why..." CREEPYPASTA ► "We investigated the ghost bride for episode 31 of our podcast. We never posted it. This is why" written by Glass_Cat6197, narrated by ClancyPasta Author's links ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1up3ypd/we_investigated_the_ghost_bride_for_episode_31_of/ https://www.youtube.com/@CuriousCafeOfficial Here are ways to support the podcas...

"if the windows close on their own, ignore it..." CREEPYPASTA ► "The Closing Shift" written by ZH0901, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uq6iib/the_closing_shift/ https://www.reddit.com/user/ZH0901/ Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5...

"I stared, completely puzzled..." CREEPYPASTA ► "There's a door in my house that's only in the mirror." written by DigProfessional3275, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uphwmg/theres_a_door_in_my_house_thats_only_in_the_mirror/ https://www.reddit.com/user/DigProfessional3275/ Here are ways to support the podcast if you wish ~ PATREON...

"My bedroom window faced the pond..." CREEPYPASTA ► "The Smell of My Pond Keeps Getting Worse" written by u/Mean_Elk_4924, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uq8cx3/the_smell_of_my_pond_keeps_getting_worse/ Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~ PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/U...

"Do you want to know why people get into gardening?..." CREEPYPASTA ► "My Garden Grows More than Flowers" written by DigiSean1163, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uptw5i/my_garden_grows_more_than_flowers/ Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~ MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clan...

"I cracked open the door, and he wasted no time putting on the charm..." CREEPYPASTA ► "I let a salesman into my house and I don't think he ever left" written by mythic_melon, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uqvjcb/i_let_a_salesman_into_my_house_and_i_dont_think/ https://www.reddit.com/user/mythic_melon/ Here are ways to support the chan...

Listen to Part 1 Here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6gmhg66DRlKP0KAEpW71h5?si=sHWmELQ4RVuJ4EkXrGqfbw CREEPYPASTA ► "I Hunt Spirits For The Federal Government: Part 2 - Case Subject: The Spirit of Fun" written by DollBones, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1reu6ik/part_2_i_hunt_spirits_for_the_federal_government/ Here are ways to support the chan...

"In an instant, I felt my blood turn to ice..." CREEPYPASTA ► "Anthills" written by Aaron_Breiterman, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1taiyhz/anthills/ Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~ MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/chann...

"I don't remember how I got here..." CREEPYPASTA ► "Fire House 666: Code 777" written by Itchy-Environment949, narrated by ClancyPasta ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1tqkmll/fire_house_666_code_777/ Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~ MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastore PATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypasta MEMBERSHIP ► https...