Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group finally got their train heist! However, they will not be doing this alone. They will be joined by a super special guest! Jeff Randle, one of the guys behind the MCU Podcast! The group finds themselves smack dab in the middle of the train. These train cars don’t seem to be too heavily guarded in the middle, mostly the front and back. However, the tr...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  As it turns out, Skrothor didn’t murder THIS particular set of people. It seems someone really wants to set the group up to take a fall.  On top of that, this particular perpetrator can shapeshift into other people quickly! Gizzard was in hot pursuit, but as he soon found out, he’s come face to face with himself. Now the two are running off together, but pro...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  After having defeated the rattle snake hydra, Skrothor finally got his eyes back! Now the group can enjoy a long and well deserved rest… Except, someone has been murdered! As the group continues to investigate, more and more bodies start showing up, and all signs point to Skrothor! They will need to clear his name and find the culprit before the mob dishes o...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined once again by our super special guest Rob Kristofferson from the Our Strange Skies Podcast! The group decides to have a nice relaxing brunch before setting off in search of the deadly hydra. However, they find that a cave of traps awaits them before opening up into a gigantic cavern filled not just with a hydra, but its many clutches of eggs. T...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by a super special guest! Rob Kristofferson from the Our Strange Skies Podcast! The group runs into a new “ally” in a blue Firbolg! They also meet the leader of this town, the mysterious, yet incredibly musical Harmonica. Before they set off on a quest to kill the dangerous hydra in a nearby cave, the group decides to scope out the town and see...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Now that the group is back together, it’s time to deal with that awful Mayoriff who turned them into the villain after they loudly announce their plans constantly, while ruining his town. What a terrible guy that Mayoriff.  Once that’s done, the group has to figure out where to head next. How about a brand new city! Sure, they tend to wear out their welcome,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A Steve-centric episode! Clancy has been separated from the group and has fallen deep into the dead city. On the bright side, the winged death creature doesn’t seem to be following Clancy. However, on the bottom of this city, it seems the citizens didn’t fare much better than those up above. The ground is made up of the skeletons of thousands of people. It i...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Steve is still out this week, so the crew must go on without him! The group has managed to escape the clutches of a winged creature of death…but for how long? Not to mention there’s all this red lightning, a giant skygina or skash if you will. Admiral Gizzard being the curious soul that he is, decides to go and investigate this vertical sky opening. However,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So much for the group getting back together. Clancy has fallen off to nowhere, into the blackness of this long dead city.  Meanwhile Felita is flying towards a chain at high speed, but it’s a chain the size of a large building. If she were to miss it or hit it head on, it could lead to her death. Oh, and did I mention that unkillable monstrosity is still foll...

 Botched: A D&D Podcast allows you to ride along with a group of drunken friends (assholes), as they play through an actual session of 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons. A comedy podcast for people who are veteran basement dwelling dragon slayers to people who’ve never picked up the game. Listen in, learn a thing or two, and be inspired to go play some DnD with your friends! Post Text: Welcome...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Jenna has been gone for a few weeks, but now she has returned! We have to find out what happened to Felita, while the gang has been hopping through dimensions! Felita has been captured by Smiling Tom and taken to his headquarters in Tombstone. Thrown in the Dungeon, Felita is given an offer by Tom and left to think on it. Felita can’t be contained though!  Wh...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has been split up! Felita is still missing! The group has bigger issues at the moment. There is a pedestal of skulls currently filling the room with blood. Only a few options, but the group can be quite industrious when circumstances are dire. The only issue is, the method for escape they use instead draws them into another plane of existence. With...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Skrothor is a little worse for wear, since he doesn’t have talons or skin on his hands, he doesn’t have a beak, or skin on his face, AND he’s blind! On the bright side, the group now has an official Birdcorp Trap Tester. Before them stands an altar of skulls with blood running out of them, a statue of death, and what appears to be some kind of phylactery. It...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew has their sights set on destroying another magical creature, in the hopes that it leads to magical weapons and armor. This time they’re taking on a stone giant! This giant, however, seems to be guarding something of value… First order of business will be to take out the giant, and then get all the goodies. However, things don’t go exactly as planned...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! If you didn’t already know, Tristan made a bet that he could eat an entire rotisserie chicken in less than 4 minutes. If he was successful, he got magical Roc powers. However, he was not successful. If you want to check out his failure, you can do so on our youtube! The group continues to just pester the hell out of this small town. They are bleeding it dry o...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A wild roc has appeared! The group finally faces off with this beast that they’ve heard so much about. It’s definitely to save the local children and not because they want magical items. However, this roc also seems to have fire abilities, making it all the more dangerous. The team does have a lasso turret on their side. And the formidable Captain Gizzard, th...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wait, is this another shopping episode? Well, kind of. The group is mostly shopping for a large fat cat. This is all preparation to take down a local roc. The catcow has to be small enough to fit in a large cart…the one that used to have the lasso gun they just had built. Then they have to pull that fat cat up the mountain to entice that roc. However, it seem...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The argument could be made that this group of characters is the most evil set of characters the show has ever had. And we’ve had groups with demons and serial killers! The group now has a home of their own, and Clancy is now in charge of an entire town’s finances. However, Clancy has his own ideas as far as where these finances should be going. Mainly to him....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We now have a new party! That’s our first ever party wipe. I’m shocked it’s taken this long to be honest. The new party may be even crazier than the first one. We have a pirate, a bird person (definitely corporate skeksis), Woody Allen turtle accountant, and someone who worships the random. Having been raised from the dead, the group feels it’s time to stretc...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Turns out that dragging sound was a helmed horror! Not the easiest of foes considering half the party is banged up, and they are with subpar gear. There is also the matter of this strange bedroom. A bed with a skeleton on it. A ritual circle. Fresh flowers and candles. Not to mention this strange humming coming from the armoire. Maybe the party should have ta...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A Mimic! Funny enough, we have never had a true mimic before! That being said, having monsters pop up while the party doesn’t have any weapons or armor may prove difficult. Not to help matters, but the party members seem to have little devilish tattooed hands moving towards their throat very slowly. What happens if they meet? Will they die?!? Ah crap, a ticki...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has finally made it to the bottom of the cliffs, some faster than others, now what? Unfortunately, the whole reason they broke into prison in the first place was Callam Etie, who is now dead. Not to mention Ned has been rendered unconscious and is missing a hand. That being said, the group is stranded on the rocks, a vertical rock wall on o...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Special guest gone, so no more Mr. Nice DM! Just kidding, the group can’t get out of their own way. This episode is really only over the span of hundreds of feet. The issue is that it’s straight down. This episode is a fight for survival and how to not plummet to a rocky grave. They just need to hit the ocean. If only someone told them how to do that in a pre...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by a special guest: Adal Rifai from the Hello From The Magic Tavern podcast! He is playing quite the culinary mastermind, albeit of prison food. However, he USED to be a big time chef on the outside. Since the group is not the stealthiest when discussing plans, a little psychopathic chef overhears the plan and wants to be part of it. However, no...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So H.E.C.K. used to be an elf? This information must have come as quite a surprise to them! However, one thing we don’t know is if H.E.C.K. will decide to take the offer of becoming a guard. They certainly act like they want to be one. Will it be a double cross? Or a triple cross? Only time will tell. Also, someone else who knows Ned also claims to be from th...