Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Zodiac, we think we caught the real Zodiac (or maybe that's just the placenta effect), and we get really bummed out about Dermot Mulroney. This episode contains spoilers for Zodiac. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter does a perfect impression, we "BAM" up a classic Mini-Monday game, and we make some bold and, frankly, long overdue changes to the Oreo brand. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Fugitive, we wear special shirts for Twenties Boys, and we offer our definitive and unchanging opinion about fast food chicken. This episode contains spoilers for The Fugitive. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In the distance, you hear hooves thundering toward you. You squint, barely able to make out three silhouettes on horseback, each wearing a comically over-sized ten gallon hat. As their features come into focus, you recognize these boys. They're the three podcasting-est, prospectoring-est podboys you've ever seen. And they're here to whisk you off on a wild west adventure. One that will...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Gone Girl, we reference Brink! again (we know you were worried it wouldn't come up), and we finally learn how to be funny after all these episodes. This episode contains spoilers for Gone Girl. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the boys encounter fearsome monsters at every turn. They are nearly "chalmped" by a Duneworm, their homes are aggressively improved upon by Tonathan Jaylor Jhomas, they are propelled through space and time by Adam-Sandler-With-That-Remote, and just when they believe they have completed this ghoulish gauntlet, what horror should greet their eyes than that gri...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Clue, we discover the artistic merit of a well-timed balloon fart, and we are introduced to a mysterious man with phenomenal cosmic powers. This episode contains spoilers for Clue. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Carter introduces a brand new game. Which you'd think would be exciting, right? A new game, brimming with new possibilities; the promise of potential victory finally within our grasp. Yeah, right. If you think that we're going to be good at this new game, you haven't been paying attention. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chun...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we are joined once more by our good friend Katie Peslis to review Les Misérables, we force Katie to start her own podcast, and we celebrate hatch chile season by getting a li'l spicy. This episode contains spoilers for Les Mis. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this not-very-bite-sized not-very-Mini-Monday, someone got their games all in our podcast! This episode of Mini-Monday is chockablock full of games! We're talking wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling, sea-to-shining-sea. Which, now that we're writing it down, probably isn't all that different from a regular Mini-Monday. Tune in every Monday for new, actual-bite-size, zero calorie, full Ch...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Sound Of Music, we are caught in young Chris Plummer's mystifying aura, and Jordan is ruthlessly and relentlessly bullied by Carter and Doz. This episode contains spoilers for The Sound Of Music. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the unfathomable power of a cinematic switcherooni is positively pouring from our Freaky-Friday fingers. With just a few simple words, we can transform an ordinary movie into an extraordinary one by simply swapping two of the actors. Or, maybe we will ruin a classic. We'll let you be the judge of that. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Greatest Showman, we visit the first ever Chuy's Tex-Mex, and we introduce you all to our good friend Bank Darryl. This episode contains spoilers for The Greatest Showman. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Life in Duckberg is no longer like an aeroplane for adult brothers Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck. They have been named the sole inheritors of their deceased Great-Uncle Scrooge's vault -- namely the vast oceans of golden coins contained therein. When their Uncle Donald attempts to strong arm the brothers, his former wards, out of Scrooge's will, the Duck family begins to crumble. Will these...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: it's another day of sun as we review La La Land, we're treated to another lovely Singnopsis from our friend Katie Peslis, and we get dangerously close to a "that's awesome" train. This episode contains spoilers for La La Land. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're excited to announce the most anticipated movie of all time. We're just so unbelievably jazzed for the Grown-Up-Adventures of SharkAdult and LavaWoman. We will finally learn that sharks are the opposite of lava, and we even hear that LavaWoman will break her famous vow of silence. It's nice to know that in truly wild and unprecedented times, we'...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Mary Poppins with some help from our good friend Katie Peslis, we're treated to our first ever Singnopsis, and meet Mary's dirty pal Bert. This episode contains spoilers for Mary Poppins. Also it's over half a century old, so if you get spoiled, it's honestly on you. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Op...

Okay, here's the deal. This episode is decidedly NOT "Mini". In really any way, shape, or form. But we hope you'll forgive us when you hear our special guest! We had such a fun time hanging out and playing games with the one and only Katie Peslis in this episode! Tune in again next week for your regularly-scheduled, pre-portioned bite-sized, always-fresh-never-frozen, itty-bitty Mi...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Dunkirk, we refuse to leave home without our bellybags, and Carter's Nana comes to visit. This episode contains spoilers for Dunkirk. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're gonna ask you to go on a journey with us. Close your eyes. Now picture jorts. The denim ripples and dances in the summer wind. Now picture the denim growing longer, longer, and longer still until finally, playfully, it touches the very ground upon which we stand, billowing just slightly out of reach of the soles of your shoes. Congratulations, friends, you...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Interstellar, we find our Eater's High, and we uncover the lasting secret to a perfect Michael Caine impression (put literally anything in your mouth). This episode contains spoilers for Interstellar. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've finally come to terms with what kinds of podcasts really pull the big numbers, and we caved to the pressure. We've officially morphed into an actual-play coin flip podcast. Join us for a thrilling adventure in collaborative storytelling, but please bear with us while we get a handle on the gameplay mechanics. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, z...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Inception, Jordan has a French-impression-missed-connection, and we find the least interesting movie quotes. This episode contains spoilers for Inception. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we've hidden exactly one piece of descriptive imagery referring to that sparkling-est of waters, Topo Chico. And trust us, you'll never be able to guess what it is. Sure, there will be times when you think you've solved it, but trust us when we say it's an idea too dangerous and too powerful to be conceived of merely by chance. We also play Extra Cre...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Prestige, Doz gives himself an At-Home DIY CT Scan, Jordan tricks the boys into talking about sandwiches during Shoutnouncements, and Carter learns something new about David Bowie. This episode contains spoilers for The Prestige. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy