Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Happiest Season, Jordan makes peppermint hotdogs, Doz makes a meat Swiss roll, and Carter makes sure we all get along. This episode contains spoilers for Happiest Season. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this barely-bite-size Mini-Monday, we attempt to break down the absolutely massive list of Disney announcements from last week. But it's hard work, so just like any other hard working boys, we blow off some steam by hitting the links. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://r...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we travel all the way to Fullerton to review Dolly Parton's Christmas musical, Christmas On The Square. This movie's got all the classic holiday traditions you know and love -- a rhinestoned angel who undoubtedly smells of hairspray, a whole smattering of songs you'll instantly forget, a father who blasts out impressive vocal runs in his daught...

In this special Mini-Monday, we're celebrating one hundred Mini-Mondays with the return of a long-forgotten game and the Voltronification of two bonafide classics. And if you've listened to even one of the past ninety-nine episodes, you can probably predict exactly how these games will go. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries:...

In this, the perhaps most-anticipated episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Feliz NaviDad, Melissa Joan Hart's new Lifetime film that bears a suspiciously similar title, lead actor, and general premise to the joke film we wrote two years ago. We know which version we prefer. This episode contains spoilers for Feliz NaviDad. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands P...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're going back to the very beginning. Deep in the primordial podcast past, we wrote a fake Hallmark movie called Feliz Navi-Dad about a single parent finding love over the Christmas season. And now, in this two thousand and twentieth year, Lifetime has made a movie called Feliz NaviDad about a single parent finding love over the Christmas season. Join us for a...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review High School Musical, Carter makes the new worst joke ever on the podcast, and Jordan and Doz fight about the perfect crime. This episode contains spoilers for High School Musical. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday (or is it a widdle bitty Widdle Wednesday?), we play Movie Golf (Lower Score Wins) and we're playing for all the marbles. The winner gets to decide which streaming platform each Podboy will have to choose a movie from for our next series! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/bra...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Smart House, but most importantly, we each take turns putting our feet in our mouths and saying the worst things we've ever said on our podcast. We've got that Night Time Recording energy in this one, and we may never recover. This episode contains spoilers for Smart House. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we do some work for the James Bondiverse (that may have already been done), we play a riveting round of Movie Golf: Lower Score Wins, and we disagree about our first date story. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Zenon: Girl Of The 21st Century, Jordan makes nachos, Carter can't skate, and Doz does a good talk. This episode contains spoilers for Zenon. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Extra Credit robs us of our mental faculties and leaves us grasping at straws when trying to remember the name of a Hugely Popular Nineties Sitcom. Don't worry though, we do manage to come up with about a dozen wrong names for the That's So Raven Sequel. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: http...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Luck of the Irish, but mostly we spend a fair amount of time talking about talent shows, lip synching, and Trader Joes. This episode contains spoilers for The Luck of the Irish. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play journey down some seldom-traveled Rabbit Trolls, we wonder if NASCARS have horns, and we bring you the latest salacious details of our blood feud with Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Hocus Pocus, we find our Halloween spirit, and Carter refuses to drink coffee. This episode contains spoilers for Hocus Pocus. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Silence of the Lambs (finally giving Carter a chance to talk about his favorite movie), we do lots of bad impressions (but it's no skin off our backs), and we discover that Buffalo Bill has been working on secret projects for Marvel and for Fashion. This episode contains spoilers for The Silence Of The Lambs. Obviously. Advertising Inquir...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play some Extra Credit. If you've listened before, you know how it goes. We cleanse our palates with some Rumpelstiltskin (a game that we literally can't lose), and we find out the exact boundaries for the size of a monster. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Get Out, Jordan is very interested, Carter sings some acoustic guitar, and Doz discovers the ugly truth about Zordon's popularity. This episode contains spoilers for Get Out. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, he slips through our fingers like water. We know he's there, at the fringes of our vision, the very perimeters of our perception, manifesting as a shimmering mirage that vanishes when we try to look more closely. We hear him whispering, calling to us across space and time, yet we are unable to listen. But you should listen. To this podcast. So you can hear us ro...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review It Follows, Doz eats his spinach, Carter's running out of jumps, and Jordan suffers a potentially life-threatening injury at the hands of a Sour Patch Kid. This episode contains spoilers for It Follows. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, the energy we've brought to the intro is all kinds of weird. You'd think after three years it would all be muscle memory, but that is clearly not the case. We're demonstrably flustered, we're shouting, and we're singing weird songs (which now that we write it out sounds like a pretty classic Mini-Monday). Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size,...

In this spooktacular episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Shining, we come up with several different metaphors (all at once) to assess the ScareFactor of a movie, and fully one third of us is physically incapable of doing a Jack Nicholson impression. This episode contains spoilers for The Shining. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, Jordan and Doz test their monster mettle against one another in the competitive task of costume compilation, and we celebrate the spookiest season with our spookiest soundbite. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Knives Out, we celebrate some special anniversaries, and Mister E. makes his grand exit by giving away some merch. This episode contains spoilers for Knives Out. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we each reveal our top four ensemble casts, we continue to heap (mostly undue) praise at the feet of Fast and Furious, and the face off (or rather, axe off) that we've all been waiting for is finally here. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://r...